I never get ID'd anymore

[Agent Provocateur]

I'm not sure whether to be happy that I don't have to go through the aggravation of pulling out my ID every time I go to buy smokes, or depressed that I apparently now look like an old man.



Comfort me.

 

[GreyUnderscore]

Be happy. People know you're old enough to be buying cigs. Anyone who looks at you and thinks you're an old man needs an eye exam.

Speaking of being ID'd, I had to show my ID when I went to the movies last month. First time that has ever happened to me.

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

I guess be mad that people don't do their jobs?

 

[gsdx]

I do, but for the opposite end of the scale. Have been for many years.

That's not fun, either.

 

[maxpowr9]

I know at Patriots games [it's an NFL rule and a rule for the other "big sports" leagues too] to get carded to purchase alcohol regardless of age. My mom who nearly qualifies for medicare gets carded.

 

[palbert]

Are you consigning yourself to Eldergay status?

 

[Essex Boy]

When I was your age I'd be leaving a pub and the barman might wave and say, 'Thank you, young man'. Translation (as I thought): You're obviously about 16 but you've behaved yourself so I'll let you off. It used to infuriate me. Now I'm over 50 I long for someone to call me young man again. Nobody has called me pop or grandad yet and I'll punch the first person who does, even if I'm 80.

 

[SaskGuy]

I still get carded from time to time, at the bar or the liquor store, and I just turned 28 lol

 

[star-warrior]

Welcome to the I look old to everyone club

 

[star-warrior]

 

[bankside]

Don't worry about it unless they start letting you have the senior's discount with no ID.

 

[Agent Provocateur]

I love you guys. I guess the answer to this would be to shave off my 'stache, but fuck that.

 

[c0nfused]

I'm not sure whether to be happy that I don't have to go through the aggravation of pulling out my ID every time I go to buy smokes, or depressed that I apparently now look like an old man.



Comfort me.

Looking at your photo, i wouldn't id you either. Maybe try some green tea, and calorie restriction. Remember fat ages the body.

 

[Agent Provocateur]

Looking at your photo, i wouldn't id you either. Maybe try some green tea, and calorie restriction. Remember fat ages the body.

Awww, aren't you just adorable!

 

[c0nfused]

Awww, aren't you just adorable!

Thanks. Glad you liked my advice. Add some moisturiser, cut off the beard and you'll be wearing skinny jeans and tight t shirts in no time.

 

[Agent Provocateur]

Thanks. Glad you liked my advice. Add some moisturiser, cut off the beard and you'll be wearing skinny jeans and tight t shirts in no time.

Skinny jeans and tight T-shirts? Why the fuck would I want to emasculate myself like that?

 

[c0nfused]

Skinny jeans and tight T-shirts? Why the fuck would I want to emasculate myself like that?

If you've got it flaunt it. I've got a better figure than most girls. I guess you don't, so maybe you don't feel comfortable.

 

[Agent Provocateur]

If you've got it flaunt it. I've got a better figure than most girls. I guess you don't, so maybe you don't feel comfortable.

See, the difference between you and me is that I don't want to look like a girl.

 

[c0nfused]

See, the difference between you and me is that I don't want to look like a girl.

I don't want to look like girl. If did i'd be a transexual. However i am proud that i'm skinnier than most girls. It means i can wear whatever i want, and it shows i have something called willpower. Ad the saying goes nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. If you just want to eat fries all day then good for you.

 

[Agent Provocateur]

I don't want to look like girl. If did i'd be a transexual. However i am proud that i'm skinnier than most girls. It means i can wear whatever i want, and it shows i have something called willpower. Ad the saying goes nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. If you just want to eat fries all day then good for you.

I disagree. Cheesecake tastes way better than being skinny. The only way I've ever been able to be skinny was by snorting coke every weekend, and fuck that shit. I'd rather be fat, healthy and not deprived of nutrients because I'm spending too much time with my head in a toilet, feeling guilty about indulging in one of life's most basic pleasures.