I would like to introduce you to Mrs. Karen Moufofkhaos

[suckpoppet]

And don't worry about not inviting me, it's not really my "scene", as it were.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Take one to know one.

Yassss gurl get that read in

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Uh, Gurl, why was I not invited? I would've put on my best dress, and full beard for you.

I petitioned the warden to grant you furlough for the weekend but he said you were caught sucking off another C.O. in the bathroom, that makes your fifth C.O. in less than a week sis.

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And don't worry about not inviting me, it's not really my "scene", as it were.

Lucky for us since the venue didn't allow animals anyway.

 

[CupidBoy]

Ugh, finally my man is back to save me from this boredom.

 

[suckpoppet]

Lucky for us since the venue didn't allow animals anyway.

Especially the ones with a vagina, I reckon. That would be too much competition, wouldn't it dear?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Especially the ones with a vagina, I reckon. That would be too much competition, wouldn't it dear?

When you're #1 in the game there IS no competition

 

[CupidBoy]

If you lower your standards enough.

Dats true, tho which one is lowering their standards??

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Aw Jason, let's be happy for the pair of them, there really is someone for everyone.

Yeah, you two are proof that love can even be found in the slums and gutters of society. Of course someone of my status would never be found dumpster-diving for the likes of you that's why I found me a beautiful Nubian king.

 

[CupidBoy]

Miss Karen of course.

I would have thought Mouf tbaft.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Dats true, tho which one is lowering their standards??

 

[johaninsc]

Mouf comes across as a really miserable and hateful person on this forum, so it doesn't surprise me one bit that he is having these e-weddings.

 

[suckpoppet]

When you're #1 in the game there IS no competition

And what a great feeling that must be, eventhough it's just a common side effect of mixing the green ones with the blue ones.
But it's not like I would TELL anyone.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

And what a great feeling that must be, eventhough it's just a common side effect of mixing the green ones with the blue ones.
But it's not like I would TELL anyone.

It's a common side effect of being bad as fuck!

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

harpy honeys darlin
_or may alls ships sail wit fog horns blowin-
or sumthang

thankyou

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

harpy honeys darlin
_or may alls ships sail wit fog horns blowin-
or sumthang

thankyou

That was beautiful gurl!

Thank you for being an adult about this, I know it must be awkward seeing me with someone else, knowing AAAAAAALL this delicious chocolatey deliciousness could've been yours, but Khaos makes me happy, and isn't my happiness all that really matters?

 

[Vitamin]

I petitioned the warden to grant you furlough for the weekend but he said you were caught sucking off another C.O. in the bathroom, that makes your fifth C.O. in less than a week sis.

My COs all tell me if I don't comply they'll give me a shot.

 

[CupidBoy]

Yeah, you two are proof that love can even be found in the slums and gutters of society. Of course someone of my status would never be found dumpster-diving for the likes of you that's why I found me a beautiful Nubian king.

Bitch don't talk about my man that way.

 

[star-warrior]

Having your reception at McDonalds was a coup de grace, Karen! You really know how to budget!

 

[CupidBoy]

^ did Karen feed you this at BK?