I would like to introduce you to Mrs. Karen Moufofkhaos

[star-warrior]

Yesssssss read that ho!

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I AM BEYOND LIVID! who leaked this gif of me and mouf from our honeymoon? that was a private moment and when I find the guilty party I'm gonna scratch her eyes out!

Karen darling, you need to hawk your ass on the street to make some more money and hire an interior decorator.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Karen darling, you need to hawk your ass on the street to make some more money and hire an interior decorator.

So whatchu tryna say? Because I'm black I can't afford to hire an interior decorator? I gotta sell ass to make extra money? Why you think just cuz I'm black I can't be ballin outta control already? Huh? How you know I ain't be soccer ballin already? BITCH! Take that racist ass Donald Sterling ass trifling KKK the last K stand for kosignin racism ass racist ass bullshit on up da road hoe!

 

[CupidBoy]

I also saw Raven at this years Pride. He said he got food poisoning and had bad diarrhea.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I also saw Raven at this years Pride. He said he got food poisoning and had bad diarrhea.

I neeeeever eat at events like that, you just don't know the vendors.

 

[CupidBoy]

I neeeeever eat at events like that, you just don't know the vendors.

He said it was from getting Jack In The Box at 2am. One of those rice bowl things.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

He said it was from getting Jack In The Box at 2am. One of those rice bowl things.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Is she sure? She best not be defaming Heaven In The Box unless she's 100% sure.

 

[CupidBoy]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Is she sure? She best not be defaming Heaven In The Box unless she's 100% sure.

That's what the bitch said.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

That's what the bitch said.

But their bacon aka slaycon cheeseburgers are everything!

 

[star-warrior]

So whatchu tryna say? Because I'm black I can't afford to hire an interior decorator? I gotta sell ass to make extra money? Why you think just cuz I'm black I can't be ballin outta control already? Huh? How you know I ain't be soccer ballin already? BITCH! Take that racist ass Donald Sterling ass trifling KKK the last K stand for kosignin racism ass racist ass bullshit on up da road hoe!

It ain't becoz u r black, it's them walls - avocado? Come one baby that's like nose slime color and it ain't pretty.

 

[CupidBoy]

But their bacon aka slaycon cheeseburgers are everything!

Ikr?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

It ain't becoz u r black, it's them walls - avocado? Come one baby that's like nose slime color and it ain't pretty.

Ok I crunched da numbaz wit my accountant Shameka and you iz right I WILL have to sell some ass, at least three poundings a day, to hire a new decorator. I just ain't like da way you had said it.

And speaking of avocado is this not the funniest commercial in forever?

 

[bankside]

I AM BEYOND LIVID! who leaked this gif of me and mouf from our honeymoon? that was a private moment and when I find the guilty party I'm gonna scratch her eyes out!

....did you....ummm....actually look at the hat on the tall guy before you claimed this photo for your own?


I mean...honeymoon photos leaked on the internet....that's embarrassing. Maybe we blush a little. But that hat??!!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

....did you....ummm....actually look at the hat on the tall guy before you claimed this photo for your own?


I mean...honeymoon photos leaked on the internet....that's embarrassing. Maybe we blush a little. But that hat??!!

Ok I don't get it, what's wrong with the hat? All I see is a plain ?black? ?blue? hat.

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Probably, yes.

well if that ain't straight, no chaser I dunno what is

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Iz dere any cake left up in here?

Now Bernice you know you ain't supposed to be eatin no sweets

 

[blackbeltninja]

What have you done with MoK, anyway? Is he [STRIKE]locked up in the basement and unable to call for help[/STRIKE] unwilling to write in this thread?

-d-

 

[Kahaih]

That's right bitches we got murried this past weekend and I would like to thank all of you who attended, please feel free to browse our breathtaking wedding album.

Is my dress not the tea?

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How very 'National Geographic/black people don't count' of JUB and those who have posted in this thread.

There are children - obviously under 18 - in this photo, yet it seems no one has said a word about it.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

How very 'National Geographic/black people don't count' of JUB and those who have posted in this thread.

There are children - obviously under 18 - in this photo, yet it seems no one has said a word about it.[/QUOTE]

occasionally images of minors appear on JUB in gifs and images in a fashion that isn't by any stretch of the imagination sexualized as is the case here, which is probably why they go unreported. had I known it was National Uptight Cunt day I would've taken the time to crop the image.

In short, no one paid any attention to the minors until you went out of your way to point them out. I invite the mods to lock this topic if necessary, so Mr K here can feel like he's earned his hall monitor stripes for the day.

 

[suckpoppet]

 

[carey579]

How very 'National Geographic/black people don't count' of JUB and those who have posted in this thread.

There are children - obviously under 18 - in this photo, yet it seems no one has said a word about it.

This is the tragedy of my life.

I have no sense of humour. I think you can get away with murder if you're funny.

And Karen Walker is probably one of the funniest guy in JUB and people like him.

Not saying Karen shouldn't have posted the picture. I agree with him that if it's not sexual then pictures of children should be allowed on HT.

 

[yeahright1991]

That's right bitches we got murried this past weekend and I would like to thank all of you who attended, please feel free to browse our breathtaking wedding album.

Is my dress not the tea?

Here's Dejavu at the reception table. No, we didn't have burgers on the menu but Deja lifted up her shirt to reveal a makeshift explosive device and started making demands of the chef.

Here you see my lovely bridesmaids Cupidgwarl, Bendergwarl and Gentlequeen

Do NOT blame me for those ugly ass dresses, I chose a lovely Donna Karon that would have been gorgeous but was just too out of these broke hoes' price range.

This is one of the lovely waitresses, she claims she used to be a huge pop star but I ain't never heard of her shit.

Unfortunately the event did not go off without incident, Cupidgwarl thought she would take the opportunity to make some extra coins and propositioned a guest who happened to be an off duty police officer tsk tsk we decided to sell our wedding gifts to raise money to post her bail because we all know a dainty lil thing like her would get passed around like a roll of tissue and a half-empty pack of Newport kings.

Of course none of these hoes are relevant because it was MY day and may I say I looked gooooood honey!

Here I am getting down with the get-down at the after-party.

It's spelled Donna Karan dear. This is why they don't let you into Neimans with me....Your spelling and your taste are appalling.