I would like to introduce you to Mrs. Karen Moufofkhaos

[fabulouslyghetto]

It's spelled Donna Karan dear. This is why they don't let you into Neimans with me....Your spelling and your taste are appalling.

No it's spelled Donna Karen. I ain't buy dis shit from no expensive ass Macy's I bought my shit out da back of Roscoe's trunk at da Stop'N'Go gas station. Stankin ass sold me some bootleg shit AGAIN.

 

[yeahright1991]

No it's spelled Donna Karen. I ain't buy dis shit from no expensive ass Macy's I bought my shit out da back of Roscoe's trunk at da Stop'N'Go gas station. Stankin ass sold me some bootleg shit AGAIN.

Macy's? Donna Karan at Macy's? You must mean DKNY.....not the good Donna Karan. You know...they may be taking applications at Saks or Bloomingdales. If you could fit in any of the dresses there you could get a discount on real Donna Karan. And maybe some nice perfume to cover up that putrid fish smell.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Macy's? Donna Karan at Macy's? You must mean DKNY.....not the good Donna Karan. You know...they may be taking applications at Saks or Bloomingdales. If you could fit in any of the dresses there you could get a discount on real Donna Karan. And maybe some nice perfume to cover up that putrid fish smell.

IF I could fit? It ain't my fault them hatin ass hoes don't have a size for the thick sistaz. dats ok though cuz I make my own shit

 

[Legionair]

I love these feel-good stories. Congrats to the both of you. Even though one seems a bit hazy on the actual events of the day.....it's only natural. Cristal and Rohypnol are never a good mix....especially if it's one of those "off the back of a truck kind of "Kristall".

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I love these feel-good stories. Congrats to the both of you. Even though one seems a bit hazy on the actual events of the day.....it's only natural. Cristal and Rohypnol are never a good mix....especially if it's one of those "off the back of a truck kind of "Kristall".

Khaos has already left me, he decided I'm too much Nubian queen for him.

 

[Legionair]

^ I'm bereaved indeed, Mz Walker. A King without a [Nubian] Queen? Does lineage mean nothing in this day and age?

You go get yourself a real man.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^ I'm bereaved indeed, Mz Walker. A King without a [Nubian] Queen? Does lineage mean nothing in this day and age?

You go get yourself a real man.

I'm tryna build something with my new man Harke the Sexmachine, he tears my walls doooooooown honey.

 

[Legionair]

Then stay on track, gurl. With those lashes and loose hole....heaven help the man that messes with you.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Then stay on track, gurl. With those lashes and loose hole....heaven help the man that messes with you.

They ain't ready for all this Nubian Goddess. Oooo I just fount me a chicken wang unda da sofa

 

[Legionair]

You really are gorgeous. I've read others comments about you (in the nasties sense) but honestly I think you make this place bearable at times....and Lord knows we need it.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You really are gorgeous. I've read others comments about you (in the nasties sense) but honestly I think you make this place bearable at times....and Lord knows we need it.

You're too kind! Be a doll and run to da Rib Shack and get me a tall stack of ribs, extra hot sauce. and tell them don't trim the fat. Don't you dare let them trim the fat. That's where all the flavor be hidin at. And a diet soda so I can watch my hourglass figya.

 

[Legionair]

Oh my dear, you mistake me. I'm Australian. We don't serve.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh my dear, you mistake me. I'm Australian. We don't serve.

But I gots da gout in my right leg, won't you do this for a dear old lady? A lady who can be folded up like a pretzel

 

[Legionair]

.....and see, again your mistaken. Australian's are known just as much for their honesty as well as their common mantra of "sort it out yourself".

But in this case I've fast tracked a ship load of top-shelf cognac. No, you won't heal, but for God sake you'll go out with a bang. Party on, gurl.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

.....and see, again your mistaken. Australian's are known just as much for their honesty as well as their common mantra of "sort it out yourself".

But in this case I've fast tracked a ship load of top-shelf cognac. No, you won't heal, but for God sake you'll go out with a bang. Party on, gurl.

Cognac, you sure know the way to a girl's heart.

 

[Legionair]

....with that head!? Blessed be to bejebus, you need it.

Now go get that Man!!!! Whatshisname? Jimmy? Bobby? Big'n Ready?

 

[JPGhost]

Lol this thread..^^

Karen is like...

Mouf like..

 

[JPGhost]

I dumbfounded from that^ since when one taking instagram pic with himself!?!!
I mean..2 same person in one pic?!!!

must be a new app I missed

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I dumbfounded from that^ since when one taking instagram pic with himself!?!!
I mean..2 same person in one pic?!!!

must be a new app I missed

I just noticed that, I thought it was two people

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Lol this thread..^^

Karen is like...

Mouf like..

Please! Mouf is missin this good pussy.

 

[JPGhost]

What pussy?

Yo nutz?