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If a zombie outbreak happens now, how will you react?

Dominus

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Suspend your disbelief for a moment.

You walk down the street. You see a person walking uncoordinatedly. He's got blood all over his clothes. He makes a growling sounds. You see his eyes and they are white. Like the kind of eyes you see on a dead fish. Then he attacks someone in front of you. He bites and scratches that person. And while that's happening, you can see that the bloody person has a lot of wounds on him, including a big gaping hole in his throat.

Ok, I'm not much of a writer. So, take it how you will. My point is after 50 years of zombie movies, tv shows, and novels, would you recognize a zombie? Or are you going to act like the characters by freezing up and let the zombies bite junks of flesh off of you? Or even better, are you going to try to talk to the zombies while they attack other people?

I'm currently listening to an audible novel series called "Dead Meat". Very entertaining and addicting. I listen to it while I drive for uber eats.

The characters can be divided up into 2 groups. All the young people that instantly recognizes those are zombies and try to fight, getaway, run, and warn the adults. And then there are the adults who freeze, get attacked, try to talk to the zombies, etc. For instance, there was one scene where an early 20s guy trying to gather his stuff to get out of town see a zombie approaching a playground where 2 eight year old boys played. He went and told the boys to get away. As soon as he told them it's a zombie coming, the boys instantly knew what to do. They ran home and locked the doors. But it's the adults who are the ones to open the doors and try to tell those "people" to get off their properties. And get eaten.

Makes me wonder. Media content have a lot of impact on us. Everyone knows about mass shooters. Everyone knows about aliens and anal probes. Everyone knows about terrorist attacks. And if you're being chased by a guy in a mask with a chainsaw, we everyone knows not to run and hide in a garage full of rusted sharp stuff. Etc. I would argue that there have been enough movies, tv shows, and novels by now that at least most people know what a zombie is. Heck, it wouldn't surprise me if I ever find out that zombies are real and all the movies, tv shows, and novels have been put out by some conspiracy to train people about them without causing panics.

How would you react if you run into a scenario like the description above?
 
But I think you can see how most would react.

So you run. Where to?

So you stay, because you watched 'The Last of Us'.

Why bother?

Except maybe for a core of people in a Doomsday shelter who figure out the cure or how to exterminate the Zombies...everyone is toast no matter what course of action you take.
 
But I think you can see how most would react.

So you run. Where to?

So you stay, because you watched 'The Last of Us'.

Why bother?

Except maybe for a core of people in a Doomsday shelter who figure out the cure or how to exterminate the Zombies...everyone is toast no matter what course of action you take.
Not talking about the long term. I'm talking about the immediate initial reaction. You're face to face with one of the first zombies. Are you gonna try to talk sense into the zombie or are you gonna get away?

So, one of my complaints about characters in zombie movies, shows, and novels is they have no problem approaching and talking to obviously diseased individuals. In real life, everyone has a built-in instinct and reflex to avoid diseased individuals. A walking corpse is as obviously diseased as they come. And yet movie characters always have no problem approaching and hugging these diseased corpses. Never made sense to me.
 
A few years ago, I found that a system monitor onmy computer had a summary of the total number of processes running, how many were active, etc. That list included "zombie." I was relieved to see zombie was 0--I'd hate my computer to be the start of the zombie apocalypse!
 
There are about three responses. You could try to help the victim, or you could run to get help, or you could run and hide. If the victim looked already gone or the attacker looked too dangerous I would probably run to get help. I haven't seen many zombie movies so I don't know that I would recognize one.
 
I'd wait it out. It would only take a few days for the zombies to be rotted enough to not be able to move.
 
I'd wait it out. It would only take a few days for the zombies to be rotted enough to not be able to move.
Again, I'm not talking about a long term survival plan. I'm talking an immediate reaction. The obviously diseased person is attacking someone in front of you. Everything indicates it's a zombie. What do you do? Try to reason with the obviously diseased person that is attacking and biting people? Try to hug the obviously diseased person? Freeze in place and let that person bite you? Run? Try to help?
 
Again, I'm not talking about a long term survival plan. I'm talking an immediate reaction. The obviously diseased person is attacking someone in front of you. Everything indicates it's a zombie. What do you do? Try to reason with the obviously diseased person that is attacking and biting people? Freeze in place and let that person bite you? Run? Try to help?


I am fat and disabled. I would go home the quickest way I could. Zombies are harmless if you stay away from them. I be turned if they are one of those fast zombies.
 
Most people would take a selfie.

Are there Zombie police to call?
 
Suspend your disbelief for a moment.

. . . blah, blah, blah . . .

How would you react if you run into a scenario like the description above?

Thankfully, you have commanded that we must suspend any disbelief that would confine us to the constraints of reality, as all the "horror" movies rely on insipid programmed behaviors that disadvantage normal, pretty smart humans and favor unbelievable unimaginative dolts.

SO, I would open the bag where I keep Darby O'Gill's leprechaun, and collect on one of the wishes he owes me, and have him summon the banshee to take away the lot of 'em.

See how that works? Once you've suspended reality, you get to write in equally vapid fantasy. Otherwise, you're simply buying into someone else's insufferable constraints for NO reason.

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