If the above poster was arrested, what would they be arrested for?

[sixthson]

^raising goats within city limits

 

[palbert]

^ Abetting an illegal lemonade stand

 

[borg69unimatrix]

^
Over dosing on sarcasm and dry humor.

 

[Gentleheart]

using too many big words and causing people's heads to explode

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Stalking Madonna and getting caught wearing her stolen bra.

 

[dereperez]

Locking up young boys for resisting assimilation.

 

[ronboy]

Stealing Sir Ron's heart.....

you rock, Derek!

 

[King Gumby VIII]

Hands on the royal scepter.

 

[sixthson]

^for impersonating royalty

 

[maxpowr9]

^ public flashing.

Been there and done that before [yes, arrested for it in protest] so you need to try harder and get fisted in public.

from memory, maxpowr9 has a huge penis.
He would be arrested for putting his penis in a police officer's mouth.

Actually have done that one before also so again, you people are total failures in this "genre" and should be castrated for your failures. As an Aussie, you should be fined for not voting.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Tax fraud claiming multiple personalities as dependents. ^^^

 

[Ryuukie]

Shaving off the eyebrows of a sleeping passenger on a train headed for Palm Springs, CA.

 

[Pcp3t3]

Rape, but as the receptive partner.

 

[dereperez]

Stealing keyboards

 

[Pcp3t3]

Catfishing as a Jonas Brother.

 

[dereperez]

Child trafficking

 

[Willie Boy]

Incessant sneezing.

 

[Anders123]

The murder of an incompetent waiter.

Edit: I knew this would happen. That one was for Deja.

Willie would be arrested for getting caught blowing a twink behind a dumpster.

 

[Willie Boy]

Believing he met God in the form of a dog pissing on his shoe. HE would actually be arrested for licking the shoe afterward.

 

[BillyT]

Doing unspeakable acts to someone named Justin.