If the above poster was arrested, what would they be arrested for?

[Willie Boy]

for breaking Major Wind's tunnel.

 

[BillyT]

For excessive witty coments.

 

[Willie Boy]

For taking candy from a baby.

 

[RaKroma]

stealing underwear in gym locker rooms for his sweaty sniff collection.

 

[Willie Boy]

Breaking into other people's pants.

 

[Willie Boy]

Addicted to Cock.

 

[star-warrior]

^ addicted to Chicken Tonite

 

[blackbeltninja]

^Willful and persistent amiability.

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[Alnitak]

Stealing fortune cookies

 

[palbert]

wrongful recycling

 

[Willie Boy]

Impersonating one of the original Mousketeers (Anette).

 

[palbert]

Street corner protesting

 

[borg69unimatrix]

^^^ ... in the library... with a candlestick.

 

[sixthson]

^arrested for selling seeing-eye-cats to the blind

 

[MakeDigitalLove]

Starting an Army of Meerkats to take over the World.

 

[star-warrior]

^ exposing his genitals to the cool evening breeze to entice the groundhogs out of their winter burrows

 

[Willie Boy]

Exposing a perfectly edible hot dog to the vulgarity that is his mangina!

 

[star-warrior]

^ Plucking his dingleberries and using it as spit balls with the neighborhood twinks.

 

[Vitamin]

^ chopping his own cock off and putting the video online.

 

[star-warrior]

^ marinating his pecker in fish sauce to show his feminine side.