If the above poster was arrested, what would they be arrested for?

[Alnitak]

Having an affair with a Mercedes Benz

 

[Vitamin]

Having an affair with a Mercedes Benz

Only the finest can satisfy me.

Alnitak would be arrested for having an affair with a Ford Pinto.

 

[Alnitak]

Having sex with a 1959 Cadillac Eldorado

 

[Vitamin]

For not having sex since 1959. ;-)

 

[dereperez]

For participating in an orgy with 1959 sexual partners.

 

[sixthson]

^for videotaping said orgy and selling it online

 

[Vitamin]

For vaping in public in New York City.

 

[Willie Boy]

For attempting to create new terms. What the heck is vaping?

 

[star-warrior]

^ for having a Justin Beiber blow up doll

 

[Willie Boy]

For stealing said Bieber doll and abusing it.

 

[Vitamin]

For attempting to create new terms. What the heck is vaping?

Using an e-cigarette. It's definitely NOT something I just made up. Get with the times.

The cops would bring miz down for tax evasion, cuz he's 'bout dat life.

 

[Willie Boy]

Vitamin would be arrested for sex evasion.

 

[Vitamin]

Willie would be arrested for raping me because he thinks I'm required to have sex with him.

 

[Willie Boy]

for raping McDonald's!

 

[Willie Boy]

Willie would be arrested for raping me because he thinks I'm required to have sex with him.

Puh Lease...... You wouldn't even be worth my time!

 

[Vitamin]

For making an April Fools joke a day late.

 

[Willie Boy]

for whining too much.

 

[Vitamin]

For owning the crown.

 

[Vitamin]

For stealing my crown

Bitch, please. I was in checkout buying this thing when you were still in the shoe section.

Clearly, this is the part where buzz dramatically returns and arrests miz for perjury against the JUB.

 

[star-warrior]

Is really a mineral