If you had a Vah.. Jah.. Nuh..

[Alpha1851]

Yes it would still hurt. And those motherfuckers just like pain. I would never let anyone smack on my nuts, they are sensitive.

Okay, I hear ya. If I ever get my very own set of balls I won't squeeze 'em hard.

 

[Apollo]

Alpha, there was an EPIC thread over on Fark.com several months ago concerning this. Most all the women in that thread wanted to do one or more of three things:

1. Pee all over everything

2. Fuck anything they could

3. Slap their dick around on various surfaces


The men visiting that thread were shocked that that's what women would do with a dick for a day. They were picturing droves of dicked-out women roaming the streets naked, pissing on each other and fucking mailboxes.

It was awesome.

Well they see us doing it, and want to try it themselves.

 

[MisterMajestic]

But would it hurt if I had them? I have a high tolerance for pain. Some fellas like to have 'em smacked around if I remember that porn scene correctly.

I don't know, I just want to see what it's like. And what it's like to sit down w/ them. They kind of seem in the way. But interesting at the same time. I wouldn't want low hangers though.

In a way Balls are similar to your Breasts...They adjust to what you're wearing and where you're sitting...If a Guy bites your Pussy-lips it would be the same type of pain if someone Bit my Dick and Balls...Where there's "nerves & blood" there will be PAIN...Don't let the Skin and different body parts fool'ya...PAIN is PAIN...

 

[Lukeee]

When I play with my nipples it feels good, so I guess it is the same feeling for women. But when a woman plays with the rest of her breasts is that just like me rubbing my chest? My chest is quite sensitive so I think it might be

 

[ABoyNamedSue]

I would accept and move on with day to day life.

 

[Alpha1851]

But dicks are so much fun to play with. A penis is the identity of so many men. That's why we protect them with our lives.

Oh, I know. My biggest jury award to date came from a botched circumcision. I went for as many male jurors as I could get and ended up w/ five. That's the only time that I've been concerned w/ keeping potential jurors rather than striking "dangerous" potential jurors. My expert testified extensively about the negative psychological repercussions that the kid would face for the rest of his life. My opening and closing focused on the importance of the penis. I assumed the female jurors may not buy into it (even to me the dick obsession seems silly), but I gambled that the male jury members would clue them in and would be passionate about it. It really wasn't a good case, but the male jurors were very sympathetic.

 

[Apollo]

You devious lawyer!

I gotta admit, I would have sided with you to over a botched circumcision.

That whole post had me laughing though.

 

[Kyanimal]

WOW! I'm surprised this is not something I've ever pondered before!!

Considering my experience with "VJ's", which I didn't fully understand when I was "playing" with them, but know better NOW!, if I had one, I'd use it to seduce as many Guys as I could, and try to stuff at least two dicks in there at a time, or, at least, in sequence!!

It seems the clitoris, as elusive as it is to most Guys, may need the stimulation from more than just one slick dick, or a very talented tongue! Would I "fake it" for the "right" Guy? Oh, Yeah! But, I'd rather not have to!

Dicks are just so EASY! "VJ's" are so much more confusing to me! Though I know the "particulars", I can't imagine what is is like to be Female! I'm just a Guy. And, Yeah!, I'm that dumb!!

For the True Females ... Having "Balls" is like having your ovaries suspended outside your body. They don't get in the way when you sit down, since they hang in front of your "taint". (That spot between your genitals and anus.) Walk into cold water, though, and they will quickly recede! And, should they get kicked, or punched, the incredible, immediate, PAIN will bring you to your knees! And, force all the breath out of your body, and put your brain on STUNNED!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[zoltanspawn]

My vagina would be detachable and I'd teach it to eat sardines. We'd go on walks together, she would be on a diamond-studded leash, and when she did one of her amazing tricks I would toss a sardine through the air as a reward. "What a good pussy!!" It would be fun.

 

[Kyanimal]

My vagina would be detachable and I'd teach it to eat sardines. We'd go on walks together, she would be on a diamond-studded leash, and when she did one of her amazing tricks I would toss a sardine through the air as a reward. "What a good pussy!!" It would be fun.

YOU I Like!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Lukeee]

They don't get in the way when you sit down, since they hang in front of your "taint". (That spot between your genitals and anus.)

They do sometimes! Haven't you ever sat down too fast and sat on them or banged them on the seat? It kills! One time in this restaurant a guy comes in and he sits down and then shoot back up really fast with a look of terror on his face. It was so funny but I did feel sorry for him.

 

[Kyanimal]

They do sometimes! Haven't you ever sat down too fast and sat on them or banged them on the seat? It kills! One time in this restaurant a guy comes in and he sits down and then shoot back up really fast with a look of terror on his face. It was so funny but I did feel sorry for him.

Ha! I guess "My Boys" don't hang that low, or that I learned, early on, to Slide my butt "back" into a seat, instead on just plopping down "Hard"!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[boxerdudeuk]

haven't read all the responses but i'm pretty sure that although in my sex life now as a gay man - i'm 99% a top - i'd be a huge slut if i were a chick. like whole football teams slut.

 

[LilBit]

If I had a vajayjay, I'd visit Poguita and let her ram her scary-ass Dildo in it! :~D

 

[Kyanimal]

I'd hide the remote!

I first read that as RIDE the remote!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Slaveboy]

I'd finally have a perfect place to stash my porn!

 

[kevbo]

I'd pop my pussy like this:

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