if you had to pick 7 people from JUB for a reality show.....

[AlmondMilk]

I don't really know 7 people from this site yet. Only a few people really talk to me. So, I guess I would just vote for SloppySeconds 7 times.

Oh dear...It's like watching a foreign movie. You will need to add subtitles for those of us, who are not from his planet, to understand.

I'm sorry, but subtitles wouldn't even help. The only thing you'll understand is at the end....


thank you

I'll take Karen Walker, Ram, Lil'Bit, Soilwork, Kulindahr, and Lex.
For the seventh, I'll look for Elvin somehow and rejuvenate him.


The reality show is gonna be about a gladiator arena, right?

TEAM ELVIN :3

 

[Phlash]

I'm sorry, but subtitles wouldn't even help. The only thing you'll understand is at the end....


thank you

Ahahahahaha. Dammit, you...

 

[G-Lexington]

If you put Elvin on the show, it becomes the Elvin show. The other six are just there to give Elvin some people to do shit with.

And the whole point of reality shows is superficially attractive people doing unattractive things. Given that, I think the cast Hunt has put together is all wrong. I won't go into who I do think should be cast, however - that'd be mean.

Lex

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Only two

Rationallunay and Me....

the reality show to end all reality shows.

it would be grand

 

[G-Lexington]

My point is that reality stars tend to be SUPERFICIALLY attractive. So they may be pleasant to look at it, but they may as well be cardboard cut-outs, as that tends to be their only redeeming factor. My argument against your roll call wasn't that "these JUBbers are too ugly". It was "you'll need seven people who have nothing going for them but their superficial attractiveness, and perhaps their willingness to do lousy things to other people in the interest of 'compelling television'". Given that, I think you have the wrong group.

Lex

 

[G-Lexington]

Not sure. Let's film it, and I'll let you know how I feel afterwards.

Lex

 

[yeahright1991]

who would you pick?

since it's all about the ratings, i'm trying to make the gay version of the jersey shore (rating wise)

yeahright1991, i think that's his screenname, since he's kind of outthere.

star crusher, since he has really bad anger issues

giancarloC.... i can't spell his name. i'm just going to call him Giano83 or something like that since he has a strong personality. (i apologize for misspelling your name, man)
jayqueer, since he's the homophobic conversative gay guy that will piss everybody off.

soilwork because he's jayqueer's arch nemesis and might tape whoever decides to fuck each other in the house

the next two slots, i don't have a single idea. i would cast either a member that is down to have sex with whoever within 30 minutes or seconds of meeting them, someone who has a huge number of sexual partners, or something of that nature and someone who doesn't want to be on a reality show.

Oh hell no. You don't want me on a reality show. Besides...the FCC would ban the show because I can be very profane...

 

[DigitalFudge]

^^ Spill the scolding hot Earl Grey sis.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

My point is that reality stars tend to be SUPERFICIALLY attractive.

YES YES so me and rationallunacy would be perfect on an island in bikinis

 

[G-Lexington]

But we need conflct. Is Peto still around?

Lex

 

[yeahright1991]

^^ Spill the scolding hot Earl Grey sis.

I wish I could. But when I came back to JUB I made a rule for myself. I only go in on a person once per week....However....I notice that I never expected someone blatantly talk about me. "Out there." No no.... Thats not a sufficient explanation of why someone who does not even know me would put me on a reality show. Plus...You can't have 7 Jubbers on a reality show....AND I don't need America to know who I'm creepin' with! Kim tried to hide Big Poppa on RHOA and it didn't work.

 

[bulge]

The most pornographic ones as there are never enough porn vids.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

But we need conflct. Is Peto still around?

Lex

Yes he is The Professor on the island

who are you?

 

[G-Lexington]

I wish I could. But when I came back to JUB I made a rule for myself. I only go in on a person once per week....However....I notice that I never expected someone blatantly talk about me. "Out there." No no.... Thats not a sufficient explanation of why someone who does not even know me would put me on a reality show. Plus...You can't have 7 Jubbers on a reality show....AND I don't need America to know who I'm creepin' with! Kim tried to hide Big Poppa on RHOA and it didn't work.

This may work well as your application for the show. I'd say you're in.

Lex

 

[yeahright1991]

This may work well as your application for the show. I'd say you're in.

Lex

How is that even fair? I mean....for fuck sake...the world could not survive me on a reality show. And if this was a gay show...oh lord...people would find out the horrible truth that if someone hands me rum they are 70% more likely to talk me into having sex all night. I can't have that on film. I need plausible deniability.

 

[Telstra]

I would bored to death reading only 7 people writing on JUB.

 

[G-Lexington]

How is that even fair? I mean....for fuck sake...the world could not survive me on a reality show. And if this was a gay show...oh lord...people would find out the horrible truth that if someone hands me rum they are 70% more likely to talk me into having sex all night. I can't have that on film. I need plausible deniability.

So you have a weakness for alcohol, and easily corrupted standards, and are looking for other places to place blame?

Are you sure you're no on a reality show already?

Lex

 

[yeahright1991]

So you have a weakness for alcohol, and easily corrupted standards, and are looking for other places to place blame?

Are you sure you're no on a reality show already?

Lex

No....You have this wrong. Rum is specifically an issue....I act completely different it's like night/day if compared with how I act drinking other spirits. And I don't forget ugly when I've had any....If you look good and hand me rum is where I get sloppy.

However....none of this matters. Because I would never be selected for a reality show...

 

[DigitalFudge]

Jesus Christ you people really stan for Elvin huh?

 

[pat grimshaw]

^

Sis, don't be blasphemous? Elvin was JUB's Favourite JUBber!