if you had to pick 7 people from JUB for a reality show.....

[Kulindahr]

That means he was both deceitful and vainglorious. In short, a perfect addition to a reality show cast.



Either you "got" Elvin or you didn't. And I think it was made pretty clear that anyone who didn't "get" Elvin was either exceptionally jealous, extremely bitter, or both.

Which is why he's perfect for the reality show.

Ideally, the cast would be Elvin plus six haters. This would work well, as the viewers would rally around Elvin, and hate what the others were doing to him. The hates would probably start off working alone, but eventually they'd start teaming up to cause Elvin grief and mini-crises. There'd be several tear-filled episodes where Elvin wonders to the camera why everybody hates him so, followed by gritted teeth and declarations of determination not to let the haters get him down.

We MIGHT try Elvin, five haters, and one Elvin fan, but I'm thinking his fan should be as ugly and pitiful as possible. Thus, when Elvin takes the fan under his wing, he'll give the losers in the audience somebody to identify with. They can idolize Elvin as they fantasize about being protected and cared for by him, just as our resident Elvin fan is. And they'd watch as the supporter quickly develops a full-blown crush on Elvin, fantasizing from afar, maybe finally getting a rather chaste kiss from him twenty episodes in.

Lex

Elvin
three haters
one neutral who no one but Elvin understands but who things understanding is for losers
one neutral who works hard to get everyone to "just get along" but almost always manages to make things worse
one schizo you never know who he'll support . . . or be, for that matter

 

[LilBit]

This is the true story of seven strangers

LilBit: Picked to live in a condom...
Ram: That's 'CONDO' you idiot!
Jason: And have their lives TAPED!
Counterspade: To find out what happens
Carmine: When people stop being polite...
G-Lexington: And start being REAL!
SloppySeconds: Ans ashffh aksdfio fua fui da world ajasdasdalsd asdlSALSD,SD thank ya

Given this cast, I think I'd have to be the house slut... Because Li'l Bit would gladly stick in all of you sexy bitches. (Yes, that includes Sloppy.)

 

[yeahright1991]

My list doesn't even need 7


BFizzle
Me
Jason
YeahRight1991



The rest of ya'll can seethe

Edit: Whoops, forgot my good sis KnuckleHead

I'd throw naughtyarousal in here but he would ditch us

Then again so would knucklehead

I would do it if you were there sis. I could handle that.

(Until somebody said something shady to me at least).

 

[G-Lexington]

Would the gargoyle let you stick it in him?

...a li'l bit.

Lex

 

[DigitalFudge]

LOL...nah, I think he'd be REMOVED.

In one shape or form.

#Oops

 

[LilBit]

Would the gargoyle let you stick it in him?

...a li'l bit.

Lex

I'm not sure if I should groan in agony or moan in pleasure.

 

[G-Lexington]

Let's try it out and find out which you do.

Lex

 

[yeahright1991]

^^ Oh.....well...just don't touch my clothes and we would have no arguments

 

[Knucklehead]

The purpose (of course) is to provide AS MUCH conflict and drama as possible.

So I choose:


[
Knucklehead - right-wing, gun nut, speaks his mind, easily angered, 'white reprazent', ordinary folk.

[.

What are you babbling about?

First off,I'm not a right winger.I'm probably to the left of most people on this board.Second,I didn't know that being a law abiding citizen who owns guns makes me a ''gun nut."

Yes,I do speak my mind and no I'm not easily angered.I'm a pretty patient guy actually.I just don't put up with a whole lot of dumb shit.

I'm not sure what the ''white reprazent'' is supposed to mean.But, if that means not curling into the fetal position when the white bashers here start in,then that's me. But since I'm white,I spell the word as ''represent.''

Ordinary guy? Yeah,perhaps.I'm a pretty come as you are kind of guy and I've never been impressed by pretentious bullshit.

 

[Kulindahr]

First off,I'm not a right winger.I'm probably to the left of most people on this board.Second,I didn't know that being a law abiding citizen who owns guns makes me a ''gun nut."

The gun nuts are the ones who go nuts and freak out at the thought that it might actually be okay to have a couple (or a couple dozen) guns . . . and know how to use them.

To many people, just owning a gun makes you a right-winger.

 

[freefall]

That means he was both deceitful and vainglorious. In short, a perfect addition to a reality show cast.

Ideally, the cast would be Elvin plus six haters. This would work well, as the viewers would rally around Elvin, and hate what the others were doing to him. The hates would probably start off working alone, but eventually they'd start teaming up to cause Elvin grief and mini-crises. There'd be several tear-filled episodes where Elvin wonders to the camera why everybody hates him so, followed by gritted teeth and declarations of determination not to let the haters get him down.

I think I got an idea for a perfect cast:

1). ELVIN THE ALMIGHTY, OMNISCIENT, INVINCIBLE, and UNDEFEATABLE
2). Misfit, the self-hating yet self-boasting faker
3). Navigaytion, the self-proclaimed loner who hates virtually everyone in this world
4). ThatBitch, Paris Hilton-obsessed stalker, judging the world in two categories: Paris Hilton and not Paris Hilton
5). streetblackcock, the fake sista with provocative and intoxicating fowl arguments
6). barebackdude, insisting always to penetrate any barrier without safety codes
7). ms. patrick campbell, the village jester

Done

And also 2 regular special guest stars: Lil'Bit and Ram, continuously spraying the cast with yeast and centipedes

 

[yeahright1991]

I don't wear synthetic fabrics sweetheart

Oh dear....I guess that means you wouldn't be touching some of my my Louis Vuitton items (plural you see).... Monogram Canvas..is in fact coated cotton canvas. That takes out a lot of stress for me.

- I know my fashion darling...don't try me there. I've studied that.

I just wonder where Digital Fudge would stand on this one....probably next to me...but I don't like making assumptions.

 

[DigitalFudge]

 

[yeahright1991]

He keeps leaving me "Stay away from my man" messages ALL over the website. A). Bendy isn't the only person flirting with me IN F&G....(Hi JayHawk ) B). The three people I am flirting with over there actually respond to me in a POSITIVE way. C). All of this started out as jokes...

I did nothing wrong.

^ You would pull out Britney.... lol.

 

[JayQueer]

Y'all better choose me for your reality show....

The club don't get poppin' till JayQueer step in da room.....


Y'all know it's on, right??

 

[G-Lexington]

I guess the question becomes - are we trying to make it fun for the participants? Fun for JUBbers? Or fun for the general public? Because that'd be three completely different casts.

Lex

 

[DigitalFudge]

Y'all better choose me for your reality show....

The club don't get poppin' till JayQueer step in da room.....


Y'all know it's on, right??

Not with you posting my knocks.

 

[Kulindahr]

Someone suggested me as one of a set of seven, but left out one good qualification: I have a service dog. Now, that may not sound like much, but just think of the possibilities -- like yesterday, when he came back out of the woods with a beard sticking out of his face in all directions... made of porcupine pricklies.

 

[freefall]

^So I take it you can unleash it to anyone pissing you off during the show?

Now we're talking

 

[Kulindahr]

^So I take it you can unleash it to anyone pissing you off during the show?

Now we're talking

He gets protective sometimes.

I can just see all the drama over "poor puppy, let me pull those quills"

*Bammer rips hand off*