if you had to pick 7 people from JUB for a reality show.....

[G-Lexington]

That's the problem with gay reality TV. As soon as two guys wander off to kick each other's ass about messing with "MY man", the other guys sort of shrug, look at each other, and pick somebody else to get horizontal with.

"Problem" as in "makes for non-linear plot structure", that is. I'm not against the idea myself. Especially if I'm one of the seven.

Lex

 

[Daximus]

I'd fucking kill myself before watching a show this retarded.

 

[G-Lexington]

me, Lex, and DigitalFudge

It appears we're all having some sort of fit. I hope there's an ambulance on site.

I'd fucking kill myself before watching a show this retarded.

Oo, now we have our season finale. 420inc is in the living room with a gun to his head, threatening to shoot himself if we continue our brain-dead shenanigans. Which leads to the cliffhanger - will we simply ignore him and continue bitching about each other while fucking the others, or will we try to get him to drop the gun and join in?

Lex

 

[yeahright1991]

A)Benderboy is MY man
B)Don't try and drag DigitalFudge in, that's MY sis
C)STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN

Darling...I just took my ativan. I'm in such a great mood...say what you like about me. I'll do me...and you can continue to fail at doing you.

 

[G-Lexington]

This is like watching two four-year-olds fight for their turn on the Slip'n'Slide.

Lex

 

[yeahright1991]

This is like watching two four-year-olds fight for their turn on the Slip'n'Slide.

Lex

I'm not even fighting anymore. There's no point.

 

[yeahright1991]

This is like watching two four-year-olds fight for their turn on the Slip'n'Slide.

Lex

I just realized there is an ignore list on JUB. Problem solved.

 

[G-Lexington]

I just realized there is an ignore list on JUB. Problem solved.

Hm. It would appear I have a friend request pending. Let's go see who that's from really quick...

....huh. If that don't beat all.

I've decided I'm going to start a recording career, I've been told I have a voice that's a mix of Mariah Carey and Jesus.

So burnt out AND several centuries out of date?

Lex

 

[yeahright1991]

Oh, you guys were serious? I thought you were just kidding around. Well, I wasn't sure, to be honest.

It wasn't serious....It was meant as jokes (even from me). However...once he realized I could walk people away from him....it became personal. Unfortunately. I mean...talking about me won't take away from my sexiness.

 

[G-Lexington]

Jokes on jokes.

Lex

 

[yeahright1991]

^^^ as much as I love tea...i must ask is it sweet?

 

[G-Lexington]

^^^ as much as I love tea...i must ask is it sweet?

No. It's sweeeet.

The extra E is for extra tea.

(Bonus points for getting the reference.)

Lex

 

[yeahright1991]

^^^ I am so sorry I'm not on the market...people get intimidated when I am.

 

[G-Lexington]

Oo, I like cheesecake. Both kinds.

Lex

 

[DigitalFudge]

I'd fucking kill myself before watching a show this retarded.

 

[ChickenGuy]

Bear in mind Knucklehead that I was making an exaggerated one-liner list of pejoratives about you for effect, so it wasn't meant to be taken literally.

What are you babbling about?

First off,I'm not a right winger.I'm probably to the left of most people on this board.Second,I didn't know that being a law abiding citizen who owns guns makes me a ''gun nut."

Point taken about guns and right-wingers, that is how I've always associated it, but I accept it may not always be accurate. On your other point, not 'nut' in the crazy sense, but you're definitely shall we say a 'gun enthusiast'. This is self-evident from your threads about self-defence and your posts about models/makes/brands and also your posts of you shooting at firing ranges.

Yes,I do speak my mind and no I'm not easily angered.I'm a pretty patient guy actually.I just don't put up with a whole lot of dumb shit.

As I say, without my intent in the post I could have otherwise said 'honest' and 'down-to-earth'.

I'm not sure what the ''white reprazent'' is supposed to mean.But, if that means not curling into the fetal position when the white bashers here start in,then that's me. But since I'm white,I spell the word as ''represent.''

I only used that as an opposite to 'black reprazent' above you. I needed to fill the line up with something.

Ordinary guy? Yeah,perhaps.I'm a pretty come as you are kind of guy and I've never been impressed by pretentious bullshit.

I meant ordinary in a positive way as 'unpretentious' as opposed to 'dull', which is one thing you aren't.

 

[Ram]

Who needs a reality show centered on drama when you can just get Morgan Freeman to read out our threads every Friday night for an hour?

 

[yeahright1991]

Who needs a reality show centered on drama when you can just get Morgan Freeman to read out our threads every Friday night for an hour?

YES GAWD! Perfect solution.

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Who needs a reality show centered on drama when you can just get Morgan Freeman to read out our threads every Friday night for an hour?

YES GAWD! Perfect solution.

 

[GhostMost]

this woold b a tuff choyce Id have t pick som that arenot part of ths forum I pick God for he is my lord and savior, Jesus becau he be haut, satan beccuz he spicy, me becyse i a qween bith, fudge cuz he be like yeah, illgetbi because although he is misunderstood through his posts he is the nicest person on this forum and for that jesusblesshim, sum randum mod to set da rulez, and bulge for i picked his nam out of uh hat.

 

[yeahright1991]

^^I don't even type like this when I'm drunk....(And I mean....close to comatose drunk).

Can anyone decipher it? I'll give a prize...I'm really curious.