if you had to pick 7 people from JUB for a reality show.....

[refujiunderground]

who would you pick?

since it's all about the ratings, i'm trying to make the gay version of the jersey shore (rating wise)

yeahright1991, i think that's his screenname, since he's kind of outthere.

star crusher, since he has really bad anger issues

giancarloC.... i can't spell his name. i'm just going to call him Giano83 or something like that since he has a strong personality. (i apologize for misspelling your name, man)
jayqueer, since he's the homophobic conversative gay guy that will piss everybody off.

soilwork because he's jayqueer's arch nemesis and might tape whoever decides to fuck each other in the house

the next two slots, i don't have a single idea. i would cast either a member that is down to have sex with whoever within 30 minutes or seconds of meeting them, someone who has a huge number of sexual partners, or something of that nature and someone who doesn't want to be on a reality show.

 

[refujiunderground]

None. And I'll leave it at that. I can't stand reality shows.

which makes you a perfect candidate.

 

[refujiunderground]

No it doesn't. Good luck with the idea though.

oh yeah, you and jayqueer arguing over something and then star crusher comes out of nowhere spazzing on both of you for interrupting his beauty nap about to throw the flower pot right by the stairs at you both and then the show cuts to a commercial break. doesn't that sound like something you want to be apart of? look @ it like this. you could be a millionaire for doing nothing. who would turn down free money?

 

[pat grimshaw]

An excellent idea, refujiunderground!

There will be plenty of spatting and catfights, but the cast needs some eye-candy and some potential romance.

 

[Phlash]

I don't really know 7 people from this site yet. Only a few people really talk to me. So, I guess I would just vote for SloppySeconds 7 times.

 

[DigitalFudge]

You should throw Knucklehead in there, tbh

 

[refujiunderground]

I would turn down free money because I have better things to do. Like work, be with my boyfriend and go out with friends.

but what would your friends, boyfriend and people at your job think if you turned down a million dollars to do nothing but show your face on a camera?

 

[refujiunderground]

An excellent idea, refujiunderground!

There will be plenty of spatting and catfights, but the cast needs some eye-candy and some potential romance.

so what are you saying? who would you pick?

 

[Ram]

*ctrl F, types "Ram"*

Dammit.

 

[refujiunderground]

Simple. I am not an attention whore who needs to make money by being in a reality show. And with that I'm off for tonight.

yep, you would be perfect for the show.

*ctrl F, types "Ram"*

Dammit.

sorry, man. but you didn't come to mind when i made this thread.

 

[DigitalFudge]

thatgirl tries to talk me into trying vagina for the first time.

Here for it

 

[DigitalFudge]

With all the sassy real housewives intros I have posted you'd think if have been mentioned somewhere, smh..

No one mentioned you, me, or Streetblackcock.


I'm done with these people

 

[refujiunderground]

Right behind you, btw, y'alls show will flop without me and DigitalFudge....basic and pressed...

it's not that serious. they'll be more seasons to come.

 

[DigitalFudge]

it's not that serious. they'll be more seasons to come.

Not when your show gets cancelled after the third episode

 

[DigitalFudge]

That's a bit generous sis, I think the pilot will get rejected tbqh

 

[refujiunderground]

That's a bit generous sis, I think the pilot will get rejected tbqh

dayum, you guys are going in.

 

[DigitalFudge]

dayum, you guys are going in.

Just think...


All of this could of been on your show

 

[HunterM]

I don't really know 7 people from this site yet. Only a few people really talk to me. So, I guess I would just vote for SloppySeconds 7 times.

Oh dear...It's like watching a foreign movie. You will need to add subtitles for those of us, who are not from his planet, to understand.

 

[rareboy]

Giancarlo
myself (Huntneo)
GLexington
thatgirl
bankside
karenwalker
AWP82

SEASON HIGHLIGHTS:

Lex and I hook up, but we both regret that we cheat(ed) on our partners.
thatgirl and bankside have a big blowup fight about white privilege
karenwalker gets arrested for beating someone up at a bar.
Giancarlo and I have a love-hate relationship for the entire season. He cleans the toilet with my toothbrush while I sleep.
AWP gets too wasted one night, passes out, and gets rushed to the hospital...wakes up and tells Giancarlo that he's in love with him.
Giancarlo and bankside have a blowup about politics.
Lex and thatgirl hook up...
karenwalker and Giancarlo hook up...

bankside starts to be the 'outcast' and acts like he's above everyone in the house.

karenwalker, Lex, and bankside hook up in the hot tub...

thatgirl tries to talk me into trying vagina for the first time.

And we have a winning cast. I love these scenarios.

 

[freefall]

I'll take Karen Walker, Ram, Lil'Bit, Soilwork, Kulindahr, and Lex.
For the seventh, I'll look for Elvin somehow and rejuvenate him.





























The reality show is gonna be about a gladiator arena, right?