If you were to own an exotic animal what would it be?

[Críostóir]

The only exotic animals I'd want are either extinct (like pygmy mammoths) or never really existed in the first place.

On the other hand...little baby hedgehogs...

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

I'd love to have a Hyacinth Macaw - but after about 10 years - when it reached sexual maturity - i'd want it to go into a captive breeding program -to ensure there are more of them for the generations to come !

a hand-fed baby runs about $10,000 now - when you can find one !!! you have to tell all your neighbors for about 1/2 mile that you have one - so when it screams at 2:00 a.m. they don't call the police !! Did i mention they can be very LOUD !!! OH yeah, and like all big parrots - they can break your fingers like toothpicks !!

 

[Willie Boy]

A (Frankie) Muniz or a Jonas (preferably Kevin).

 

[theworldwithout]

I'd want either a Bengal or an Asian Leopard Cat.

 

[SirJude]

Either a koala or a unicorn would be nice.

 

[LilBit]

Either a koala or a unicorn would be nice.

Dude, get real.











































Everyone knows koalas aren't real.

 

[TickTockMan]

You guys are getting real liberal with the world animal.

 

[Willie Boy]

--C3PO.

--A chimp with the disposition of a dog.

--The New York Yankees

A rabid 2 legged creature with hands that chews your shoes up and defecates on the carpet! Yep a great pet!

 

[Zaphod]

When I was a kid, my neighbor owned a lion cub. The mother in the family worked for a music store, and they used the lion cub in their commercials. It was only there for a few months, maybe not even that long, but I got to actually pet and play with a lion. Pretty cool.

 

[Willie Boy]

Don't talk about C3PO like that! We are getting him fixed.

Oh, I guess you meant Derek Jeter. Sorry.

No. I meant the chimp, you chump! That's why I marked it in bold.

 

[Willie Boy]

Willie Boy,

Oh! I thought the bolding was the exception!

"A rabid 2 legged creature with hands that chews your shoes up and defecates on the carpet! Yep a great pet!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLW5jzHsW7c

"Well, nobody's perfect."

Are you calling me nobody? My partner is always claiming that I am perfect.

 

[Críostóir]

Are you calling me nobody? My partner is always claiming that I am perfect.

Your partner is understandably biased. As well he should be!

 

[Críostóir]

I know what I want for an exotic pet! A human boy about 20 years old, half Coptic Egyptian, and half Greek. A skinny, smooth twink.

Yes, I have a particular one in mind.

 

[Críostóir]

I want an Adriennebarbeaubot with twin chainsaw hands

You're a very odd being, Keaton. Where did you say you're from again?

 

[Willie Boy]

Thats enough for me

And my second pick would be

If I couldn't get the Muniz or Jonas, the Colfer would make a decent third choice.

 

[Willie Boy]

I could see taking the Colfer out for a walk in the neighborhood. He'd be trotting along on all fours with a cute collar and leash (and nothing else - maybe a sweater if it was cold). I would definitely enjoy watching him wag his tail!

 

[MTLDude]

A lion, with the disposition of a kitty cat would be nice!

 

[Drebin]

A Jesus bird

 

[Willie Boy]

Well I might actually take him seriously. He is not what I usually like (he isn't that manly) but well somehow he got certain charm that gets me everytime I see him on glee or online pics.

I would really have him clean all the time , walk him around, and watch him move is tail when I get home from work.

Awwww

Ah, like a trained monkey in a French Maid costume?

 

[Willie Boy]

Exactly!!!!

That could be hot. But you'd have to make sure to grease his hands so he would keep dropping the duster and have to bend over and pick it up (preferably while not wearing undies! )