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I'm Shrinking

mygaymyspace said:
OMG I have'nt laughed this hard in a long time ...... (!)
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look muffins...............it's a "newbie"
someone who still finds marvtha delightful and witty!!!!
what should i dub him????????:confused: #-o
 
jusberf said:
Hey Marvtha!!! Happy Saturday, hon. How's yer hoo ha??? :D
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BERF!!!!!


marvtha gonna stop being so selfish this year!

usually i only watch my favorite channel "NICK AT NITE"..|

well yesterday i was channel surfing and ran across this CNN!:eek:

sweetie....it's not 2002 but 2007!!!!!!!!:eek: :help:
marvtha lost some time when i was in the DARK PLACE being cut on by scientists!!!![-X :help:

my stud muffin Clinton is no longer prez but some dough dick BUSH who i wouldn't let my dog fuck!!![-X

and BERF....we are at WAR!!!!!!!:cry: :help:

marvtha is staging a bed in......... ala john & yoko to protest war!..|

anyone want to join marvtha in bed for however long it takes!!!!???!!!

p.s. bring lots of booze, reefer, and condoms!!!:cool: :p
 
jusberf said:
Sounds like the socially conscious thing to do. Count me in! We can always have the pizza and the farm animals delivered!!! ..|
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well let me MOOOOOOOOOO VE on over and make room for lifestock!!!!!!

marvtha don't like anchovies BERF and sausage unless being inserted in my "hoo ha" gives me gas so unless you wanna smell the essence of marvs i'd skip that!!!!!oops!
 
jusberf said:
So, Marvtha, where are we gonna hold our "bed in"? Amsterdam Hilton??? Any ideas??? Also, I was thinkin' we should maybe invite a few celebs... you know, to help draw more public attention to our very worthy cause. Who do you think we should ask? Just give me some names. I've got plenty of connections!!! :cool:
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BERF........hmmmmm well i really didn't work out any details!!oops!

basically i was just thinking........."staying in bed for days on end with some hottie sleeping and fucking"............i can do that! ;) :sex:

oh yeah....and protesting war!!!! ..|

i'll leave the details up to you...i've always had this thing for alan hale though!!!:sex: ;)
 
gmoney said:
First Berf and now Spacey! I guess it's not easy to keep up and maintain Marvtha's hoo-ha! :confused: :(
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G MO!!!
how's your new year treatin ya??????:D

marvtha has gone all radical......MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!

BUSH+DICK= SCREWED
 
marvtha said:
G MO!!!
how's your new year treatin ya??????:D

marvtha has gone all radical......MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!

BUSH+DICK= SCREWED
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Pretty uneventful, Marvtha! I've hit a dry spell just don't seem to have that spunk for now. :(
 
I almost missed a Marvtha thread #-o

I am available to join the protest if that is any help? I am only small and wouldn't take up much room in the bed, but I feel I must do my bit for this worthy cause. :sex:
 
Pringle said:
I almost missed a Marvtha thread #-o

I am available to join the protest if that is any help? I am only small and wouldn't take up much room in the bed, but I feel I must do my bit for this worthy cause. :sex:
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PRINGIE!!!!!!!!!(*8*)

that's 3 for my bed in!!!(!)

what you bringin?

got any weed????:p

marvtha never really was much of a "toker" but i decided to add a little "fiber" to my diet!!!!!!..|
besides...you can't have a bed in without some reefer man!

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!!!!!..|
 
gmoney said:
Pretty uneventful, Marvtha! I've hit a dry spell just don't seem to have that spunk for now. :(
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well pop in anytime G MO!

if the bedrooms knockin well.........it's just me, BERF & PRINGIE makin SWEEEEEEEEET LOOOOOOVE!!!:sex:

CHEECH FOR PRESIDENT!..|
 
FirePhoenix said:
just for you :kiss:
it's not exactly the best type of leather bear but you can hollow it out and hide your booze ;)
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FIPHO(*8*)
what a cutie!:D
he reminds me of an uncle of mine but less hairy!!!:eek: ;)
 
marvtha said:
PRINGIE!!!!!!!!!(*8*)

that's 3 for my bed in!!!(!)

what you bringin?

got any weed????:p

marvtha never really was much of a "toker" but i decided to add a little "fiber" to my diet!!!!!!..|
besides...you can't have a bed in without some reefer man!

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!!!!!..|
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Marvtha you know I'm just a poor clean living guy! [-X

Can't you just eat Alpen like everyone else to get your fiber requirement!

But as it is for a good cause - I'll go and suck my dealer off in exchange for some of the hard stuff .:eek: My god the things I do for peace.#-o

Oh well I guess a muffins job is to serve you ..|
 
jusberf said:
God, I wish Dr. Timothy Leary was still alive! #-o
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OH BERF..........ol' marvs can't do no acid......it ain't pretty!:help:
the last time i did some blotter i ended up at the mall riding a giraffe wearing nothing but chaps and a wig from the ZSA ZSA collection!

it also involved a certain politician who i shan't name![-X


the cinnamon sugar pretzel's at Auntie Anne's never tasted better though!..|
 
Pringle said:
Marvtha you know I'm just a poor clean living guy! [-X

Can't you just eat Alpen like everyone else to get your fiber requirement!

But as it is for a good cause - I'll go and suck my dealer off in exchange for some of the hard stuff .:eek: My god the things I do for peace.#-o

Oh well I guess a muffins job is to serve you ..|
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PRINGIE.......i wouldn't want you to demean yourself in anyway but.........this is for our country man so......... GET SUCKIN!!!!!!!!
marvtha needs some weed!!oops! :cool:
 
THAT SETTLES IT!! YOU'VE CONVINCED ME.... I SHALL NAME MY FIRSTBORN (MALE OR FEMALE) "marvtha":kiss: (!) :wave:






JK LOL but we can still be friends, right? <skinIsIn ducks, avoiding the hookah pipe thown headlong towards his tits...>:cry:
 
skinIsIn said:
THAT SETTLES IT!! YOU'VE CONVINCED ME.... I SHALL NAME MY FIRSTBORN (MALE OR FEMALE) "marvtha":kiss: (!) :wave:






JK LOL but we can still be friends, right? <skinIsIn ducks, avoiding the hookah pipe thown headlong towards his tits...>:cry:
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well hello!:wave:

i would be honored!!oops!
but that poor child is gonna be SOOOOOO fucked up![-X
especially if it's a boy!!!!!:confused:

of course we can be friends........maybe a muffin even!(*8*)
 
marvtha said:
of course we can be friends........maybe a muffin even!(*8*)
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What about the initiation? When I became a muffin I had to clean your ho ha and sleep with all the existing muffins - surely the same should apply?
 
Pringle said:
What about the initiation? When I became a muffin I had to clean your ho ha and sleep with all the existing muffins - surely the same should apply?
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now PRINGIE........:-$ don't scare him away![-X

maybe he's a kinky mofo like G MO and into that sort of goings on?!?!;)

you fussed at first but i saw the smiling eyes!!!!:D
 
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