"I'm straight"
... But you flirted with me romantically over the phone for 5 hours. =/
"I'm straight"
... But we had sex and you were hard the entire time and were animalistically turned on by my body even if its a little fat and out of shape.
"I'm straight"
But you got fucked in the boys locker room.
"I'm straight"
but I'm a dude, you're a dude.... and you're turned on by me...
"I'm straight"
but when I say something incredibly cutting and homoerotic (not politically correct gay but HOT AS FUCK GAY) , you get a huge boner and want to make love
"I'm straight"
But you tell me all your hopes and dreams and secret childhood fears and stuff you don't tell anybody else. I know more about you than your mother.
"I'm straight"
But you get really upset when you think you somehow hurt my feelings. lol nobody gives a SHIT if they hurt somebody else's feelings unless there's a natural romantic connection. (or very close friends)
bottom line...
YOU ARE NOT FUCKING STRAIGHT.
also: "I'm straight"
But you get horribly defensive and protective of me when you think somebody could have hurt me. be it another gay man prick or a rude str8man asshole. why do you care?
because you are... NOT STRAIGHT
... But you flirted with me romantically over the phone for 5 hours. =/
"I'm straight"
... But we had sex and you were hard the entire time and were animalistically turned on by my body even if its a little fat and out of shape.
"I'm straight"
But you got fucked in the boys locker room.
"I'm straight"
but I'm a dude, you're a dude.... and you're turned on by me...
"I'm straight"
but when I say something incredibly cutting and homoerotic (not politically correct gay but HOT AS FUCK GAY) , you get a huge boner and want to make love
"I'm straight"
But you tell me all your hopes and dreams and secret childhood fears and stuff you don't tell anybody else. I know more about you than your mother.
"I'm straight"
But you get really upset when you think you somehow hurt my feelings. lol nobody gives a SHIT if they hurt somebody else's feelings unless there's a natural romantic connection. (or very close friends)

bottom line...
YOU ARE NOT FUCKING STRAIGHT.
also: "I'm straight"
But you get horribly defensive and protective of me when you think somebody could have hurt me. be it another gay man prick or a rude str8man asshole. why do you care?
because you are... NOT STRAIGHT

