EasyRory
JUB Addict
Chapter Thirty-Three
“BECAUSE … I … NEVER … FUCKED … HER! … That's how I know I'm not the father!”
“WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MARRY HER THEN?” There was no question Frank could out-shout me. I had never seen him so agitated.
I shrugged and sought the words to explain. “She needs someone ...”
“OBVIOUSLY SHE HAD SOMEONE! LET HER MARRY THE FATHER!”
“It's not that easy, Frank. The father is unavailable and pretty much unsuitable.”
“Unavailable, unsuitable, but potent.”
“He has a huge dick. That was the appeal ... the challenge.”
“A huge ...” Frank was exasperated. “Did he fuck you, too?”
I tried to explain, but Frank was being so unreasonable. All I was trying to do was help out a friend in trouble and he acted like it was a personal vendetta of mine intended to sabotage our relationship.
“You always drive me crazy with insane explanations, Refo.”
“Have you been reading Wittgenstein? That was his complaint.” Frank looked mystified, so I quoted: “Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language.”
“Don't change the subject.” He sounded gruff, but he was cooling off.
“I'm not. Old Ludwig was basically saying 'Fuck philosophy.' You look hot, you know, all naked and pissed off.”
Frank broke off the argument. “Are you hungry? I'm starving.” He reached for his clothes.
“Don't go yet. Come here. Please.” He flopped back down in the bed close but not touching me. “I still love you. You're the best thing in my life.” In response to that he pulled me on top of him, not saying anything. “Sex with you is the best, too.” I kissed and nibbled on his neck. “I'm not letting you go, Frank.” He kissed me.
“You're so fucked up, Refo.” His anger was much less. “How can you 'not let me go' if you're married to somebody else?”
“We'll have to work on that. We'll figure it out. She's not expecting a real marriage. She wants to give the kid a name and, for some reason, she's worried about appearances.”
“What about the appearance of being married to a gay man who is off fucking his boyfriend half the time? Has she thought about that?” Frank had a point; had Sarah thought about that?
“Oh, it will be way more than half the time.”
Frank sighed at that and I knew the storm had passed. We got up and he made omelets for dinner. He threw in a bunch of vegetables and some dandelion greens he found outside. It tasted great. Afterward he read one of his barn books and I logged into my work computer. I didn't get much done, however, because I kept checking on Frank.
Was he still pissed off at me? Was he not pissed off but not forgiving either? How could he bury his nose deeply in a book about old barns when I couldn't concentrate at all? Can he really partition things so neatly?
“What if ...” he began. I hoped it wasn't going to be more about Sarah Felsen. “... we worried less about historical accuracy and opened up something like half the barn with windows? I'm pretty much convinced this place has been so screwed with over the years that there's nothing notably historic left. Old doesn't mean historic, does it? In this case it just means a lot of rotten wood.”
“Old doesn't mean historic, I quoted back to him. More Wittgenstein.”
“Fuck … Wittgen-whatever.” He walked over to me with a strange look in his eye and just about ripped my shirt off. I figured I was forgiven, for the moment anyway. With few preliminaries, right there on the main room's floor, he fucked me. He wasn't brutal or punishing, but I guess I'd call it fierce and thorough and devastating. I felt drained when it was over, like I'd never need to come ever again. Of course I loved it - and now I was the one clinging to him. He owned me. I told him so.
“You own me.” I held him against me and tried to keep his cock from sliding out.
“You're a bargain … on the whole, worth every penny … more or less, the love of my life ... pretty much.” He slowly pumped his still hard cock slowly in and out in time to his teasing half praise. The pumping action grew painful. It wasn't his cock that hurt; it was his belt buckle. It was pinching my ass. I pushed it out of the way.
“I'm lying here naked and you didn't take your clothes off at all.” I wasn't complaining, just commenting on his doing nothing but shoving his pants half down his thighs..
“Hillbilly fuck. Expeditious. It get's the job done.” He shoved his pants down a little more and continued pumping slowly. I groaned, not from a sexual need, more from a glowing satisfaction, knowing that Frank didn't want to stop either.
“You gonna fuck me again?”
“I don't know, Reef. I'm not eighteen anymore.” He kissed me gently and kept slowly pumping. “I want to, though. I want to fuck you all night, and then make love again in the morning.”
“If you were eighteen, you wouldn't be fuckin' me. I don't want any beginners; I want you.” I wet my thumbs and rubbed his nipples.
“Oh fuck, Refo! MMMNN!” He increased the speed and depth of his thrusts. He was a sucker for nipple action.
I felt his breath quicken and the strength of his hold on me tightened. He was long-dickin' me, slamming all the way in and then pulling almost all the way out. I lay totally open for him. I checked my dick. It wasn't hard, but it was dribbling a lot. The feeling was amazing, like I was having mini-orgasms, not convulsive, much more like a daydream of delirium that went on and on until Frank came in me.
“Man, I'm wiped out,” Frank sighed as he rolled off me. His dick was soft before he pulled out of me. It lay across his belly, still red, still wet, but completely limp. With his clothes still on, it looked as if I had ravaged him instead of the other way around. I should have felt wiped out, too, but I didn't. I felt energetic, like a lab rat on speed. I could have made a hamster wheel go supersonic. I got up, took a shower, did the dinner dishes, and still wanted something to do. I called Carter.
“You surviving without me?” I asked when he picked up.
“Barely. You must lead an amazing life.” He sounded exhausted.
“What does that mean?”
“I'm getting laid a lot.” He chuckled and then resumed. “When are you coming back? Some things are getting … uh … complicated and you have a certified letter from Krol Farms, Inc.”
“Complicated? You're sounding dramatic.”
“More like a comedy. A lot of shouting … a lot of fucking … more to come … yeah, I'd say complicated is the right word. Uh … So, I met Sarah Felsen,” he added with an innocent musical note. “Is the kid yours?”
“THE KID IS NOT MINE! JEEZ! DO I SEEM THE TYPE?” I calmed myself down, hoping I hadn't stirred up Frank. “Sorry, your question struck a nerve. I'll see you in the morning.”
“I hope you get here in time. I'm not alone.”
“In time for what?”
“In time to get your friends out MY life and back into yours.”
I didn't feel like delving into any more mystery. My burst of energy was fading as quickly as it had arisen. Sleep was all I wanted. I went back into the bedroom and Frank was on his phone finishing a call to Charlie.
“I heard you say you're going into town tomorrow. I'll go with you. Charlie has a potential client he wants me to meet.”
“Sure ...” I snuggled close to him in the bed.
“I haven't showered. Do you mind if I smell a little used?” he asked.
“You smell like heaven ...” I was almost asleep and barely acknowledged his kiss.
The drive into town the next day gave me a chance to explain my arrangement with Sarah Felsen in calmer and clearer language. Frank still thought I was nuts but he looked at the arrangement as one that wasn't really definite, definitely not legal, and legally unenforceable. Telling him that I was fully prepared to hold up my end of the bargain would not have been useful, so I kept quiet.
“A big nothing. Well, it just might could turn out that way, Frank,” I told him.
I knew I was forgiven when he answered, “Might could does not take a modifier, Reef.”
“The local dialect is more complicated than I thought, professor.” I could not tell if he was joking or instructing me.
“Also y'all is not used for more than maybe four people. For more than that it becomes 'all of y'all'. As in 'Are all of y'all drunk?' when you're addressing the whole barroom. And some people say it shouldn't be used for only two. Two is 'you both'.”
“Are you kidding?”
“No.” But he was smiling; I still wasn't sure.
We got to the house and climbed the stairs to my floor. I opened the door with my key and saw Carter sitting in his underwear, sipping coffee and looking harried.
“Shh! Want some coffee?” he asked quietly, waving his own cup in the air.
“Why so quiet?” I asked.
Charlie appeared naked in the bedroom door and said, “Carter? ...Oh ...” He backed away and closed the door.
“You slept with Charlie?” I asked in astonishment.
“I had to. His life is the biggest mess east of Pittsburgh and I've never heard so many complaints. Bitch, bitch, bitch … I had to fuck him to shut him up! And then Lucien arrived! And that isn't all! That fitness trainer Jawan called and ...”
“What about the certified letter?” I interjected.
“Oh, yeah …” He riffled through a bunch of ads and pulled out a slim buff colored business sized envelope. “Here.”
I opened it. The amount on the check said $17,675.50 – for photographic services during the month of July. My eyes strained to read the amount again. I barely heard Frank asking if Carter had met Sarah Felsen. The reaction was unexpected.
“SARAH FUCKING FELSEN!” Carter snarled.
“Carter, don't start that again!” Charlie said entering the room fully dressed this time. He turned to Frank and me. “Sarah Felsen this ... Sarah Felsen that." Charlie turned to Frank in disgust. "You know I had to fuck him last night to shut him up.”
“BECAUSE … I … NEVER … FUCKED … HER! … That's how I know I'm not the father!”
“WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MARRY HER THEN?” There was no question Frank could out-shout me. I had never seen him so agitated.
I shrugged and sought the words to explain. “She needs someone ...”
“OBVIOUSLY SHE HAD SOMEONE! LET HER MARRY THE FATHER!”
“It's not that easy, Frank. The father is unavailable and pretty much unsuitable.”
“Unavailable, unsuitable, but potent.”
“He has a huge dick. That was the appeal ... the challenge.”
“A huge ...” Frank was exasperated. “Did he fuck you, too?”
I tried to explain, but Frank was being so unreasonable. All I was trying to do was help out a friend in trouble and he acted like it was a personal vendetta of mine intended to sabotage our relationship.
“You always drive me crazy with insane explanations, Refo.”
“Have you been reading Wittgenstein? That was his complaint.” Frank looked mystified, so I quoted: “Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language.”
“Don't change the subject.” He sounded gruff, but he was cooling off.
“I'm not. Old Ludwig was basically saying 'Fuck philosophy.' You look hot, you know, all naked and pissed off.”
Frank broke off the argument. “Are you hungry? I'm starving.” He reached for his clothes.
“Don't go yet. Come here. Please.” He flopped back down in the bed close but not touching me. “I still love you. You're the best thing in my life.” In response to that he pulled me on top of him, not saying anything. “Sex with you is the best, too.” I kissed and nibbled on his neck. “I'm not letting you go, Frank.” He kissed me.
“You're so fucked up, Refo.” His anger was much less. “How can you 'not let me go' if you're married to somebody else?”
“We'll have to work on that. We'll figure it out. She's not expecting a real marriage. She wants to give the kid a name and, for some reason, she's worried about appearances.”
“What about the appearance of being married to a gay man who is off fucking his boyfriend half the time? Has she thought about that?” Frank had a point; had Sarah thought about that?
“Oh, it will be way more than half the time.”
Frank sighed at that and I knew the storm had passed. We got up and he made omelets for dinner. He threw in a bunch of vegetables and some dandelion greens he found outside. It tasted great. Afterward he read one of his barn books and I logged into my work computer. I didn't get much done, however, because I kept checking on Frank.
Was he still pissed off at me? Was he not pissed off but not forgiving either? How could he bury his nose deeply in a book about old barns when I couldn't concentrate at all? Can he really partition things so neatly?
“What if ...” he began. I hoped it wasn't going to be more about Sarah Felsen. “... we worried less about historical accuracy and opened up something like half the barn with windows? I'm pretty much convinced this place has been so screwed with over the years that there's nothing notably historic left. Old doesn't mean historic, does it? In this case it just means a lot of rotten wood.”
“Old doesn't mean historic, I quoted back to him. More Wittgenstein.”
“Fuck … Wittgen-whatever.” He walked over to me with a strange look in his eye and just about ripped my shirt off. I figured I was forgiven, for the moment anyway. With few preliminaries, right there on the main room's floor, he fucked me. He wasn't brutal or punishing, but I guess I'd call it fierce and thorough and devastating. I felt drained when it was over, like I'd never need to come ever again. Of course I loved it - and now I was the one clinging to him. He owned me. I told him so.
“You own me.” I held him against me and tried to keep his cock from sliding out.
“You're a bargain … on the whole, worth every penny … more or less, the love of my life ... pretty much.” He slowly pumped his still hard cock slowly in and out in time to his teasing half praise. The pumping action grew painful. It wasn't his cock that hurt; it was his belt buckle. It was pinching my ass. I pushed it out of the way.
“I'm lying here naked and you didn't take your clothes off at all.” I wasn't complaining, just commenting on his doing nothing but shoving his pants half down his thighs..
“Hillbilly fuck. Expeditious. It get's the job done.” He shoved his pants down a little more and continued pumping slowly. I groaned, not from a sexual need, more from a glowing satisfaction, knowing that Frank didn't want to stop either.
“You gonna fuck me again?”
“I don't know, Reef. I'm not eighteen anymore.” He kissed me gently and kept slowly pumping. “I want to, though. I want to fuck you all night, and then make love again in the morning.”
“If you were eighteen, you wouldn't be fuckin' me. I don't want any beginners; I want you.” I wet my thumbs and rubbed his nipples.
“Oh fuck, Refo! MMMNN!” He increased the speed and depth of his thrusts. He was a sucker for nipple action.
I felt his breath quicken and the strength of his hold on me tightened. He was long-dickin' me, slamming all the way in and then pulling almost all the way out. I lay totally open for him. I checked my dick. It wasn't hard, but it was dribbling a lot. The feeling was amazing, like I was having mini-orgasms, not convulsive, much more like a daydream of delirium that went on and on until Frank came in me.
“Man, I'm wiped out,” Frank sighed as he rolled off me. His dick was soft before he pulled out of me. It lay across his belly, still red, still wet, but completely limp. With his clothes still on, it looked as if I had ravaged him instead of the other way around. I should have felt wiped out, too, but I didn't. I felt energetic, like a lab rat on speed. I could have made a hamster wheel go supersonic. I got up, took a shower, did the dinner dishes, and still wanted something to do. I called Carter.
“You surviving without me?” I asked when he picked up.
“Barely. You must lead an amazing life.” He sounded exhausted.
“What does that mean?”
“I'm getting laid a lot.” He chuckled and then resumed. “When are you coming back? Some things are getting … uh … complicated and you have a certified letter from Krol Farms, Inc.”
“Complicated? You're sounding dramatic.”
“More like a comedy. A lot of shouting … a lot of fucking … more to come … yeah, I'd say complicated is the right word. Uh … So, I met Sarah Felsen,” he added with an innocent musical note. “Is the kid yours?”
“THE KID IS NOT MINE! JEEZ! DO I SEEM THE TYPE?” I calmed myself down, hoping I hadn't stirred up Frank. “Sorry, your question struck a nerve. I'll see you in the morning.”
“I hope you get here in time. I'm not alone.”
“In time for what?”
“In time to get your friends out MY life and back into yours.”
I didn't feel like delving into any more mystery. My burst of energy was fading as quickly as it had arisen. Sleep was all I wanted. I went back into the bedroom and Frank was on his phone finishing a call to Charlie.
“I heard you say you're going into town tomorrow. I'll go with you. Charlie has a potential client he wants me to meet.”
“Sure ...” I snuggled close to him in the bed.
“I haven't showered. Do you mind if I smell a little used?” he asked.
“You smell like heaven ...” I was almost asleep and barely acknowledged his kiss.
The drive into town the next day gave me a chance to explain my arrangement with Sarah Felsen in calmer and clearer language. Frank still thought I was nuts but he looked at the arrangement as one that wasn't really definite, definitely not legal, and legally unenforceable. Telling him that I was fully prepared to hold up my end of the bargain would not have been useful, so I kept quiet.
“A big nothing. Well, it just might could turn out that way, Frank,” I told him.
I knew I was forgiven when he answered, “Might could does not take a modifier, Reef.”
“The local dialect is more complicated than I thought, professor.” I could not tell if he was joking or instructing me.
“Also y'all is not used for more than maybe four people. For more than that it becomes 'all of y'all'. As in 'Are all of y'all drunk?' when you're addressing the whole barroom. And some people say it shouldn't be used for only two. Two is 'you both'.”
“Are you kidding?”
“No.” But he was smiling; I still wasn't sure.
We got to the house and climbed the stairs to my floor. I opened the door with my key and saw Carter sitting in his underwear, sipping coffee and looking harried.
“Shh! Want some coffee?” he asked quietly, waving his own cup in the air.
“Why so quiet?” I asked.
Charlie appeared naked in the bedroom door and said, “Carter? ...Oh ...” He backed away and closed the door.
“You slept with Charlie?” I asked in astonishment.
“I had to. His life is the biggest mess east of Pittsburgh and I've never heard so many complaints. Bitch, bitch, bitch … I had to fuck him to shut him up! And then Lucien arrived! And that isn't all! That fitness trainer Jawan called and ...”
“What about the certified letter?” I interjected.
“Oh, yeah …” He riffled through a bunch of ads and pulled out a slim buff colored business sized envelope. “Here.”
I opened it. The amount on the check said $17,675.50 – for photographic services during the month of July. My eyes strained to read the amount again. I barely heard Frank asking if Carter had met Sarah Felsen. The reaction was unexpected.
“SARAH FUCKING FELSEN!” Carter snarled.
“Carter, don't start that again!” Charlie said entering the room fully dressed this time. He turned to Frank and me. “Sarah Felsen this ... Sarah Felsen that." Charlie turned to Frank in disgust. "You know I had to fuck him last night to shut him up.”


























