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Darkflower

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I tend to find people extremely unattractive when they're so drunk their lips are slack and their eyes are all unfocused, no matter how hot they may be when sober. Does that count?
 
Guys that walk in to a setting seeming very serene, laidback and appealing, then as soon as their cell phone rings they're loudly talking up a storm like an idiot; then calling more people; then texting. Shatters a lovely image. Cute guys who turn out to be frantic loudmouths and braggarts represent another disappointment.
 
My biggest turn-off is when he DOESN'T wanna tie me up and keep me for the weekend. Some guys just don't get it!!

"No, no, no!!! Tie the ropes TIGHTER!! I STILL have blood circulation! And yes, I DO prefer Alpo over Purina Dog Chow. Now feed me...sweetheart!
 
Repeatedly interrupting me when I'm talking and talking over me.
 
Kennylingus said:
Farting.
I know everyone does it and it's natural....whatever. I hate it.
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Ohhhh lord. Yes, this.

I'd just finished a spirited romp with a guy I'd enjoyed quite a bit out of bed as well (yes, we fucked on the first date. So sue me). Suddenly he looked at me sheepishly and said, "Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm still getting over a bit of an intestinal parasite, and I'm kind of gassy." It would have been okay had it just been an FYI, but apparently he was only giving me a couple of seconds of lead time before the stink hit. It was the kind where the smell actually seems to have texture, it clung so hard to the air around us. I kept my cool at the time, but needless to say his calls and E-mails enquiring about future dates went unanswered.
 
The Blacks and the Jews prejudice.
 
Darkflower said:
Ohhhh lord. Yes, this.

I'd just finished a spirited romp with a guy I'd enjoyed quite a bit out of bed as well (yes, we fucked on the first date. So sue me). Suddenly he looked at me sheepishly and said, "Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm still getting over a bit of an intestinal parasite, and I'm kind of gassy." It would have been okay had it just been an FYI, but apparently he was only giving me a couple of seconds of lead time before the stink hit. It was the kind where the smell actually seems to have texture, it clung so hard to the air around us. I kept my cool at the time, but needless to say his calls and E-mails enquiring about future dates went unanswered.
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You see, I flip out over that kind of crap. If he had time to warn you then he had time to excuse himself to the bathroom.

So gross.
 
anything below the neck shaved...

It seems like they don't shave it often enough and it's like feeling sandpaper.. Not exactly what I would call intimate.
 
I'm turned off by those whose outer beauty is the only beauty they possess.
 
Smoking. It bothers me even in friends, but I can't deal with int in a sexual partner.
 
  • The Smell of Ass!
  • The taste of vomit in the other guy's mouth while kissing him.
  • Republican/Right Wing talking points.
  • Demonstrating an intellect that suggests that they can't find their way out of a paper bag with the benefit of a flashlight, and a map.
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It's an instant turn off that the poster above me isn't cuddling with me right now.

:kiss:
 
ravenstar said:
Face rapists are the worse. How hard is to kiss properly I mean honestly.
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lol!!! Face rapists! I have never heard this before and luckily never experienced it.

And centexfarmer the taste of vomit while kissing. My God! That is terrible and has that happened more than once to you before?
 
Checking out other people instead of making eye contact with me when you're talking to me.

And yes, this happened to me recently. I'm still friends with the guy, but we will NEVER go on a date.
 
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