Interested in fisting?

[Beachguyj]

^ Hahahaha. It felt like it the next day.

I had one done recently. It didn't hurt the next day. The anesthesia worked well, by the time I looked at the clock, 10 seconds later I was out. When I woke up I remember the other doctor telling the lady in the next stretcher that she didn't clean herself out right.

 

[BabiGayPimp]

No. Not today, not tomorrow, not next year, not next century, or in the hereafter! Never! Did I mention no?

 

[Jory]

At the same time???

One in Palm Springs and the Other in Glendale,CA

 

[Jory]

One in Palm Springs and the Other in Glendale,CA

To a certain JUBBER they were done at different times in my life Palm Spring was the first one.

 

[caligula]

The very female pregnant doctor needed a sample of my stool. She had to stick her hand up my bum. It wasn't pleasant.

Maybe not, but it didn't stop you cracking a stiffy though, did it, Pigster! You frisky little swine - you LOVED it when she ran her fingers through your innards!

Fess up!

 

[condor221]

Oh Hell No!

 

[caligula]

Is everything or anything "Normal" when 2 or more consenting adults agree to it? **Just a question**

I think that our poop-smeared Dutchman Harke the Heretic should answer that, BearDaddy, given her bovine pleasuring over the last weekend. She may also have a novel take on the definition of 'consenting', considering the Winehouse-ian quanitities of giggle pills she had inside her. Our beloved Harke would have consented to shoving her wang in a salami slicer, I suspect, in the merry state she was in. And perhaps this is a prerequisite for happy fisting japes, girls? A fistful of pills first?

Jory, darling, were you as happy as a clam when you tried on those two charming gentlemen as gloves?

Fill us in (as you one filled in them).

 

[Jory]

Jory, darling, were you as happy as a clam when you tried on those two charming gentlemen as gloves?

Fill us in (as you one filled in them).

The first time was at a Resort in Palm Springs I was playing with a group when one of them got fisted this was the first time I had ever seen it done in real life I do confess I was kind of shocked by it. The guy who was doing the fisting stated that he had taught other people how to fist and noticed that I guess that I have good hand for fisting small and short fingere so I was prep and he walked me through it. Was intresting not something I would do all the time but once in a Blue Moon

The 2nd time was when I was living Glendale a friend of my roommate wanted to play with us but not to gether and since I had to get up to go to work I was first after I was done he showered and cleaned up and I gave my friend a heads up about the fisting.....you should seen the look on his face


As for fisting I can take or leave it but I have tried it so to speak as a top though

 

[Jayden]

Ouch.........

 

[caligula]

The first time was at a Resort in Palm Springs I was playing with a group when one of them got fisted this was the first time I had ever seen it done in real life I do confess I was kind of shocked by it. The guy who was doing the fisting stated that he had taught other people how to fist and noticed that I guess that I have good hand for fisting small and short fingere so I was prep and he walked me through it. Was intresting not something I would do all the time but once in a Blue Moon

The 2nd time was when I was living Glendale a friend of my roommate wanted to play with us but not to gether and since I had to get up to go to work I was first after I was done he showered and cleaned up and I gave my friend a heads up about the fisting.....you should seen the look on his face


As for fisting I can take or leave it but I have tried it so to speak as a top though

My twinky's twitching just thinking about it!

This is marvellous! And I'm sure I'm speaking for everyone when I say thank you for sharing, Jory.

And what an inspirational tale (and tail).

I think what this proves beyond anything else is how easily and naturally fisting japes can arise in our accursed vanilla love lives, girls.

Jory's flatmate's filthy trashy crack-whore of a pal presented his 'moon over Miami' (or in this case, Glendale), and Jory was in it up the elbows before she could say chocolate slurpies - and all before she had to scootle off to work!

That's as humdrum and everday as brushing your teeth - just as fisting SHOULD BE... and WILL be if this little thread inspires you all as I hope it will.

I'm sorry if I've hijacked this thread any, but really, it was INVITING jubbers like me and Jory to become INTIMATELY involved with it.

(I'm just astonished that convent educated girls like Moe-Moe, Marleyisaghettotransvestite and my beloved Dr Lilbit haven't stuck their fecal hewed digits in as well... Something's VERY amiss.)

 

[G-Lexington]

No interest on being on either end.

Lex

 

[caligula]

No interest in it at all.

And this from YOU, of all girls??

I'm astonished, Mikami. With your colorful past as a 'highway entertainment provider' I could have sworn a bit of 'botty braille' would have arisen for you as a matter of course. Particularly when a nice fresh fifty was presented.

Truckstops really ain't what they were...

 

[caligula]

I had my entire anus sewn shut

At last you've done something about all those goddamn moths! They were becoming a traffic hazard.

Poke out an eye, dear, if you find yourself needing an additional orifice when funds get low.

 

[LilBit]

(I'm just astonished that convent educated girls like Moe-Moe, Marleyisaghettotransvestite and my beloved Dr Lilbit haven't stuck their fecal hewed digits in as well... Something's VERY amiss.)

Li'l Bit couldn't comment on this thread because he was in Michigan with a group of students for the past week.

No, I didn't fist any of them.

No, none of them fisted me.

I had no desire for either of the above to happen. My poo-hole is very delicate, and I hate getting stuff under my fingernails.

 

[caligula]

So THAT's where you've been, you crazy old fanny!

Your absence was certainly suspicious, but not quite THAT suspicious. Of all the scenarios I'd come up with to explain your whereabouts, none of them involved dirty weekends with the college football team, I must say. What sweaty thrills!

Here's me thinking you'd just slipped up in the shower again, "lost" the shampoo bottle, and presented yourself po-faced and bow-legged to ER.

I guess the truth is only marginally less sordid, but it's certainly a whole lot more exciting (and you still get clean hair!)

What did they DO to you in Michigan, dear? Start a thread with all the fithy details at once...

xxx

 

[treanir]

Short answer: no.
Long answer: HELL no!

 

[sexygaydude]

nope that is not my style

 

[caligula]

Short answer: no.
Long answer: HELL no!

You big fat liar!

You live in the NETHERLANDS for fuck's sake. Those dirty girls spend their lives fisting their nethers!

That's where Harke the Heretic lives!

For all I know you were rimming those hapless cattle alongside him.

So, stop your shameless fibs at once, Treanir, and fess up to being the uncontrollable fister that WE ALL know you are.

(Oh, and TalkintotheRain? You're the sort of girl who really yanks my crank. It's all over between me and Seeta/Ram. Wanna marry me instead?)

 

[caligula]

STEP OFF YOU TIRED HUSSY!

Rain dear's lovehole belongs to me. He's already taken.

Blessed Mariah! I had NO idea.

If he's holed up with you, dear, he's 'already taken' alright... He's already taken away by the men in white coats!

Sorry, Rain, but Moe's the sort of girl to leave a stink on a man. Once she's smeared her curtains on your knees your own dog won't go near you, let alone a brand new romantic tryst who might seek to turn your pretty head with truckloads of cash.

Offer withdrawn, dear. For now.

(PS: try boiling your knees in eucalyptus oil for five minutes and then PM me with the results...)

 

[caligula]

Treanir doesn't know what's going to happen when my husband and I take him to the next Fistfuck Weekend at The Boots. We'll help him over being so narrow...minded.

Woo hoo!

This is what I ADORE about the Netherlands, Harke. That and the Rijksmuseum. Perhaps you should give that tight-arsed Treanir a jolly good fisting under 'The Night Watch' at the end of your little weekend, thus combining two Dutch pleasures?

Very wise decision, cali. Now I don't have to fill your gas tank with sand and spray-paint "Homewrecking Jezebel" on the side of your car.

Frankly, I wish you WOULD spray-paint my car, madam. It might cover up your previous piece of poetry: "New ass wanted. Call Tranny-Moe. No offer refused. Old one now unusable because it's a bucket of porridge."