Interested in fisting?

[treanir]

^ Which is in Belgium. Which is not in the Netherlands.
(for the geographically-challenged among us )

Treanir doesn't know what's going to happen when my husband and I take him to the next Fistfuck Weekend at The Boots.

We'll help him over being so narrow...minded.

Yeah. Not going to happen. You'd have to fucking abduct me first.




Oh shit, did I just give him an idea? Time to get the mace out. Then again, he'd probably enjoy that. Uhoh, I'm screwed.

 

[lawrenceal]

No. Why Would anyone enjoy that? 0_o

 

[USEDCAR]

Nope its a turnoff and it looks nasty if i can't handle a big poop coming out of my hole i can't picture a fist going inside.

Sex is pleasure not pain

 

[X-cell]

Hell no.

Each to their own, blah blah, but I do not see the pleasure in it. The fister isn't actually getting any physical pleasure. Mind games I guess. Plus, who wants their hole loosened up that much? Not practical.

 

[caligula]

if i can't handle a big poop coming out of my hole i can't picture a fist going inside.

Usedcar, you thrill me! Now that Rain's apparently got some balding, short-sighted, knock-kneed drudge as his intended, clearly YOU AND I should get together!

It's your poo habits, you see - they COMPEL me!

Tell me, dear, what do you do when you're enthroned upon the seat of ease and you realise there's a big poop coming down your shoot that you 'can't handle'??

Do you poke up a pencil and try to break the bastard up?

Do you cross your pretty pins and tell the turd to come back later when it's half the size and decent?

Do you stand on your head and beg gravity to do its work to force the steamer out a more suitable orifice?

Tell all!

(Meanwhile, I'll shop for rings!)

 

[USEDCAR]

Usedcar, you thrill me! Now that Rain's apparently got some balding, short-sighted, knock-kneed drudge as his intended, clearly YOU AND I should get together!

It's your poo habits, you see - they COMPEL me!

Tell me, dear, what do you do when you're enthroned upon the seat of ease and you realise there's a big poop coming down your shoot that you 'can't handle'??

Do you poke up a pencil and try to break the bastard up?

Do you cross your pretty pins and tell the turd to come back later when it's half the size and decent?

Do you stand on your head and beg gravity to do its work to force the steamer out a more suitable orifice?

Tell all!

(Meanwhile, I'll shop for rings!)

LOL i just say ooooooooooooowwwwwww and it slides out and its painful! or sometimes i use my penis to get it out!