Is Jesus Gay ??

[miken1999]

I am going to hell for this but is he or isn't he ??

1. Always hang out with 12 guys
2. Loves to wear Purple
3. Likes to having dinner party
4. Has a killer 6 pack
5. Really close to his mother
6. Wine is his favorite Drink


I think he is a bottom.

 

[jesusfarts]

He's dead.

 

[ShavedBare87]

I guess this brings a whole new meaning to "the second coming".

/try the veal

 

[CFoTsD]

"Is"

No.....................

 

[Kulindahr]

^
substitute "some of His followers" for "that religion of his" and you have a winner

 

[elephunk]

Jesus is the new black.

 

[Bastard25]

Of course Jesus was gay. He was the typical local queen of the Village. His long hair, soft mannerisms, and flamboyance gave him away . ..lmao

 

[ShavedBare87]

But did he ever truly exist (as we know him)?

Woah... mindfuck

I wouldn't doubt there was a Jesus Christ living at some point in time. But whether or not he was the son of God is debatable.

IMHO, he was a crazy person. A very persuasive crazy person.

 

[hotatlboi]

Jesus is the new black.

Chocolate Jesus?

 

[greyhorse]

No of course he wasnt gay, He married Mary Magdalen and had a family whos descendents are still alive today - check the record - lol Great debate fellas You all take care now. Cheers, G

 

[evanrick]

Of course he was gay, or at least bi. just because you have some token girlfriend doesnt give you a pass.
a religion based upon a young male figure is inherently homoerotic.

 

[Kulindahr]

Well he looked gay when he was down on his knees sucking my dick, but then so did my brother-in-law.

That was Jesus Gonzalez, the illegal immigrant. He snuck across the border because he thinks white English-speaking dick is better than all that Mexican dick.

 

[Kulindahr]

Of course he was gay, or at least bi. just because you have some token girlfriend doesnt give you a pass.
a religion based upon a young male figure is inherently homoerotic.

"Young"? In that time and place, by thirty a man was aged and worn, hardly a figure for erotic attraction.

Though if you want to get theological, a good case can be made that He had to be bi.

 

[MyReply]

I am going to hell for this but is he or isn't he ??

1. Always hang out with 12 guys
2. Loves to wear Purple
3. Likes to having dinner party
4. Has a killer 6 pack
5. Really close to his mother
6. Wine is his favorite Drink


I think he is a bottom.

Cut that shit out...

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

I was waiting for that to be funny.

 

[purina]

Chocolate Jesus?

Yes, but is he creme filled?

http://bible.cc/revelation/3-16.htm
So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of my mouth.

Eat me Jesus!

 

[anchihiro]

Jesus was as straight as he was caucasian. x

 

[MoltenRock III]

The bible cannon as it is written leaves readers with the "life" of Jesus being born, briefly mentioned here and there until age 12, and then nothing until he begins his ministry in his early 30s. What did Jesus do for almost 20 years? We "know" he was a carpenter, but little to nothing outside of that.

What would a normal man of his time do? Marry? Have children? Be gay? Take the vow of a Nazerite for a time? We just don't know.

There are a few that believe there is proof that Jesus traveled to Asia as Jesus was influenced by the teaching and actions of Therapeutae, especially the Gnostics.

Additionally, there are a few other more mainstream ideas on what Jesus did or might have done, all the way to the insane teachings of the cult of Mormonism, whereby the white Jesus comes to America to teach Native Americans and even appears to them as their god Quetzalcoatl.

While these "missing years" would seem important, what I find to be extremely odd is that it took 40+ years after Jesus died for his apostles to write their canonical gospels.

 

[Sigma-taylor-E]

Wow, i thought this was a joke thread...Untill the last three post..way to ruin it guys!

 

[Ram]

He could have been influenced by Buddhism. Many claimed he traveled to India and learn stuff there.

It's really funny if Buddhism, an atheistic "religion", could have influenced Christianity, an organized religion.

Whatever it is, He did great. He shared his message of love and community but fuck did some of Christians screwed that up.