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The boy next door
Because neat is a word used by people who are 80 or older, say straight up next time.
they are probably looking at you like a crazy person because a good bartender will chill the martini in ice and then strain it into a martini glass.
Of course, the martini should be served straight up rather than neat. It's the scotch that should be neat. Bartenders are confused despite my getting it right. They are astonished that I want no ice, water, soda, or anything else in my scotch.
Anyway, a favorite "gay guy" drink would have to be either beer or something sweet that you can barely taste the alcohol in. As far as the latter go, a mimosa or bellini is good at brunch, and I'll take a margarita on the rocks anytime.


