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Is this the vaseline I can jerk off with?

Yeah, the Walmart where I live has no self check out. It's okay, I will live with my spit. <3 thanks for the information.

Where in Philly do you live? Use the Target store at 600 Hatton Dr, Glen Mills, PA if you're in South Philly area or near Swedesboro, NJ. Otherwise, if your in Bucks County, there's a Target up there with a self-checkout.
 
he probably assumes it from your username ..

note that none of the "non-lube" suggestions here is safe for condoms or most sex toys.

The original version of Boy Butter is not safe for condoms either, but it does have a really nice feel despite the silly name. The water based version doesn't seem as good.
 
And you know my age how? I clicked my profile and it did not say my age... unless I missed it.

I'm pretty sure I remember you saying you're 19 in another thread. If not, then my bad.
 
I'm actually 18. Without saying near where I live, the Target I live by has no self checkout. (Or I don't see it due to the crowds of people because of like 2 lines being open.) Anyways, I changed my mind on buying it. Thanks for the help. :D
 
I'm actually 18. Without saying near where I live, the Target I live by has no self checkout. (Or I don't see it due to the crowds of people because of like 2 lines being open.) Anyways, I changed my mind on buying it. Thanks for the help. :D
Just for your info. The self checkout is more strictly monitored by security and a cashier watching on a seperate screen. They watch everything you scan and make sure that the weight of the item scanned matches the weight of everything bagged.

Self checkout is not private.
 
No one. I just assumed. Anyways, I would feel really uncomfortable buying it.

Go pick up a bottle of Wet Platinum Lube and a package of Trojan Magnum XL condoms and slap them down on the counter of the cutest male clerk there. He wouldn't dare snicker at a guy who buys XLs.
 
the guy asked if he can use Vaseline to jerk off with.
How many guys have ever used Vaseline to jerk off with?

Yet no one answers him other than tell him that using Vaseline or petroleum products shouldn't be used as a lube for sex and a condom, which is true but not what he is asking.

If you feel comfortable with buying the stuff then do it

Go into your local CVS, Wall-mart, target or whatever and buy the baby Vaseline tub if you want and you can use it for jerking off, it isn't as good as most lube but it works okay . In fact for jerking off it is superior to some of the lube that dries up or gets sticky , not all lube is good just sometimes more expensive.

I mean you only see the stuff in a million x-tube and amateur porno flicks, so someone is still using it.
 
Yes, you can jerk off with this product. It's cocoa butter and that makes a very nice lotion for motion.

Whatever you do, no matter how tempted you might be, no matter what anyone here suggests, do not -- repeat DO NOT -- use this product on your cock ...

http://www.walgreens.com/search/results.jsp?Ntt=vaporub

... as I once did as a horny teenager. It may be slick like Vaseline, but it's not Vaseline. The results were bad. Very bad. Traumatic-memories bad..

OMG. For the longest time I've been trying to find this and I can't find it in Rite Aid, Stop and Shop, Walmart, Walgreens. But yeah, I can see how this shouldn't be on your cock... the stuff is strong and would always help me be able to smell through my nose :/
 
The Vaseline product you need for jerking off with is petroleum jelly, not the hand lotion/skin care stuff you showed earlier. It looks like this ....

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You'll find it in any supermarket where the toiletries/pharmaceutical/healthcare products are shelved. It's a very popular line and people buy it for all sorts of reasons (for chafing, chapped skin, sunburn etc) so you don't need to feel self conscious about buying it.

It is a bit on the 'greasy' side but I personally find it great for jerking off with, especially once it's warmed up from the friction. *|*

I've been using it for years and I've never had any problems with anything 'untoward' being absorbed into my bloodstream. You will need to give yourself a good cleanup with soap & warm water afterwards ... it's not a water-based lube so you can't just rinse your cock & balls under the tap after you've had a wank.
 
Boy Butter? .....Sounds like fun :badgrin:


Is the original version safe for anal use?

They don't really answer that question on the package. It's not for use with latex, although the water based version is. The original version ingredients are:
partially hydrogenated vegetables oils, glycerin, polysorbate 60, gylcerryl stearate, glyceryl distearate. All stuff you'd find in most lotions. I did read just last week about some people having allergic reactions to glycerin in lubes when used for anal.
 
Don't mock this idea until you have tried it -- Johnson's baby powder. It is quick, convenient and almost zero clean-up. It only works for jerking off, not for sex. I learned this trick a few years back from a retired UK escort~
 
Don't mock this idea until you have tried it -- Johnson's baby powder. It is quick, convenient and almost zero clean-up. It only works for jerking off, not for sex. I learned this trick a few years back from a retired UK escort~

REALLY? o.o

Whoa, I only used baby powder to absorb sweat secretion in palms/fingers when I used to get really nervous during performance recitals.
 
I'm actually 18. Without saying near where I live, the Target I live by has no self checkout. (Or I don't see it due to the crowds of people because of like 2 lines being open.) Anyways, I changed my mind on buying it. Thanks for the help. :D

Bro, as long as your 18 there's a couple of porno places, as well as 2 or 3 gay bookstores that I know of in the Philly area. Just PM me and I can guide you to the right place, so you don't have to out yourself.

Have fun, be safe! (*8*)
 
^I'm guessing it works wonders for people who do it dry. :)
 
Awe I used to be self conscious about buying lube and condoms but I got over it very quickly. The check out people don't care. AT ALL. Said store sells it so somebody is buying.
 
I use to be self conscious too. Now I just don't give a shit. I am an adult and I do adult stuff.
 
I was once at the grocery store and looking at the stuff the woman in front of me was buying... a lot of cat food and a big bottle of cheap vodka... I immediately judged her as being a lonely crazy cat-lady. But then I wondered if I was being a dick by judging her so, maybe she's married to a sexy drunk and is using the food to lure cats for Satanic rituals... how do I know?

And then started wondering what people would think if they judged me by what I was buying: six Granny Smith apples and a bottle of Crisco oil. They'd either think I was baking, or that I was going to get up to some very peculiar sex later on.

Anyway, assuming that this is for solo use (if you can't buy lotion for fear of what the clerk will think, I shudder to think how you'd get hold of condoms), I think the Vaseline petroleum jelly is what you want. The lotion absorbs too fast for me, though it certainly works in a pinch. Baby oil is my favorite, I love the smell; any other kind of mineral oil does just as well.

And then there's always Crisco, olive oil, butter, all sorts of nice things from the grocery department that no one will suspect you're going to abuse yourself with. ;)
 
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