I have a friend who, since his coming out, will ONLY drink Starbucks coffee. Since today is the day they are closed for sensitivity training, I texted him to see how he'll survive the day and he is choosing to forgo any coffee for the whole day. Said he wouldn't be seen drinking anything else. Then it hit me. It's his image. Now that he's fully gay it has to be Starbucks and nothing else. Wow. It's just fucking coffee.


