Styrker said:
How do you get them off?
Jerk one of them off, and they all cum!
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How do you get them off?
Jerk one of them off, and they all cum!
Q: What did one condom say to the other as they walked past a gay bar?
A: Wanna go in and get shit-faced?
A: Wanna go in and get shit-faced?
Re: DISGUSTING
Normally I don't make it a point to tell tasteless jokes, but since this the Jokes in Poor Taste thread I'll share this one:
Q: How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon?
A: Put them in the ashtray.
You also have the right to not read offesive material, as this thread implies.
Gawd, I hate the PC police.](/images/smilies/bang.gif "Brick wall ](*,)")
081581 said:
Normally I don't make it a point to tell tasteless jokes, but since this the Jokes in Poor Taste thread I'll share this one:
Q: How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon?
A: Put them in the ashtray.
You also have the right to not read offesive material, as this thread implies.
Gawd, I hate the PC police.
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A pedophile is leading a kid into the dark, shadowy, woods. The kid, suddenly holding very tightly to the man's hand, looks up and says, "Geez, Mister! I'm getting really scared!"
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared, Kid? I have to walk back out of here by myself!"
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared, Kid? I have to walk back out of here by myself!"
A little old lady went in to see her doctor for her regular check up. The doctor asked, "How have you been doing?"
The little old lady said, "Fine, I've been farting quite a bit, but my farts don't smell and no one can hear them."
The Doctor smiles and said, "Here, take this prescription and in about a week you're going to want to come back to see me."
A week later the little old lady returned mad as hell.
"I don't know what that prescription was for, but since I started taking those pills my farts smell like something crawled up my ass and died!"
The Doctor smiled and said, "Great! Now that we've got your sinuses cleared up let's check your hearing!"
The little old lady said, "Fine, I've been farting quite a bit, but my farts don't smell and no one can hear them."
The Doctor smiles and said, "Here, take this prescription and in about a week you're going to want to come back to see me."
A week later the little old lady returned mad as hell.
"I don't know what that prescription was for, but since I started taking those pills my farts smell like something crawled up my ass and died!"
The Doctor smiled and said, "Great! Now that we've got your sinuses cleared up let's check your hearing!"
I don't know if this has been posted yet but here goes anyway......
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can get closer to the kitchen sink.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can get closer to the kitchen sink.
An old Paul Lynde goodie.
Why do the Hell's Angles were leather?
Because Chiffon wrinkles too easily!!
Why do the Hell's Angles were leather?
Because Chiffon wrinkles too easily!!
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
What's grosser than gross?
When a cheerleader does the splits and 5 class rings fall out.
When a cheerleader does the splits and 5 class rings fall out.
Re: DISGUSTING
<~tears of JOY!
081581 said:
<~tears of JOY!
Re: DISGUSTING
I think you just illustrated that you're getting it!
Here on JUB we've had this disussion in too many forums, and in too many numbers to count; we tell these jokes, and express this type of humor so that we own the jokes.
They come across with a little less sting when a Jew tells an anti-semitic joke, or a gay tells an anti-gay joke, or a muslim tells an anti-muslim joke, a christian tells an anti-christian joke.
It's therapy!
All of those jokes are in poor taste. (At least in mixed company, and here on JUB it doesn't get anymore mixed than this!)
No harm, no foul!
081581 said:
I think you just illustrated that you're getting it!
Here on JUB we've had this disussion in too many forums, and in too many numbers to count; we tell these jokes, and express this type of humor so that we own the jokes.
They come across with a little less sting when a Jew tells an anti-semitic joke, or a gay tells an anti-gay joke, or a muslim tells an anti-muslim joke, a christian tells an anti-christian joke.
It's therapy!
All of those jokes are in poor taste. (At least in mixed company, and here on JUB it doesn't get anymore mixed than this!)
No harm, no foul!
Q: What are the three religious truths?
A:
1. Jews don't recognize Jesus as their personal Lord and Savior.
2. Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the Leader of the Christian Faith.
3. Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at Hooter's, Stip Bars, or Liquor Stores.
A:
1. Jews don't recognize Jesus as their personal Lord and Savior.
2. Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the Leader of the Christian Faith.
3. Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at Hooter's, Stip Bars, or Liquor Stores.
Why do blondes have sore belly buttons?
Because blond men are dumb too.
Because blond men are dumb too.
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A big mean looking biker dude walks into a bar and stands midway along the rail. He points to his right and says, "All you guys on this side are assholes," then he turns to his left and says, "You all on this side are Pussies." A few a few seconds a guy on the right side of the biker stands up and starts walking towards the big man. "Where do you think you're going Asshole," the big man says expecting a fight.
"I'm not an asswhole," the man replied, "I was on the wrong side."
"I'm not an asswhole," the man replied, "I was on the wrong side."
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What do you call a group of male prostitutes?
Peter Sellers.
Peter Sellers.