just venting, airing out, talking shit, personal beefs, problems, anger management, and etc thread

[JPGhost]

JESUS Christ!! WHere is funny anti religious thread?? I cant find it

 

[JPGhost]

Thanks guys.

Still got two more weeks without sexy time.(

^
that one of the nicest smiley I ever seen ^^
2 more weeks without sexy time I thought you were married?

 

[72-Jay]

Most of the day today I've had these 'background thoughts' (like you know a 2nd level of thoughts automatically running behind your normal thoughts/whatever you're doing) about how nice it'd be to have a guy to cuddle with...at some points i was kinda daydreaming about it..
Those background thoughts are still there.
.ug.
I wish there was a...
'Thought/Feeling Task Manager'
<select thought process from list>
'End/Kill Task'
(Are you sure you want to end this task?)
'Yes'

and then...
'Thought File Manager'
<search & find file>
<select file>
'Delete'
(Are you sure you want to permanently delete this Thought/Feeling?)
'Yes'
(File deleted)

 

[G-Lexington]

Or you could work on getting to a place where you could get a guy to cuddle with.

Lex

 

[jasoncrew03]

^
that one of the nicest smiley I ever seen ^^
2 more weeks without sexy time I thought you were married?

I am, he's been abroad working for awhile and he still has a couple weeks left.

 

[jdcnow]

Breakfast fail...

So I cooked two breakfast sandwiches earlier - both sausage, egg, and pepper jack cheese on English muffin. Well, I cooked the eggs over easy, with the yellow yolk still kinda runny. I flipped the eggs over while cooking, like you're supposed to do on over easy. Built the sandwiches and poured a wine glass of cold sweet tea I keep in the fridge.

Everything is set for a nice breakfast. Life is good.

I pick up the first sandwich and take a bite. Apparently I took a bite at the wrong end - I clamp down, and that when the sandwich literally shoots and cums out of the right-hand side all over me. My right hand and right arm is literally about half covered in yellow egg yolk. I'm literally surprised I didn't get it even more all over creation than just on my hand and arm.

Thankfully, my dinner table is plate glass, so a few sprays of Windex and it's right as rain.

/annoying breakfast...

 

[jdcnow]

Well, since this is the place to bitch and air out, let me bitch and air out...

Now, during Open Enrollment, you sign up for the health insurance options you want for next year, staring on January 1st. I got platinum EVERYTHING (the most expensive plans there are, but they cover the most stuff, and they're no-deductible - basically the Ferrari plans), because I intend to plow through this insurance like a bottom at a gang bang - I intend to use the hell out of it and get my money's worth.

Only problem is - the dental insurance options MAKE YOU choose up front - right now - which dentist you will be using next year. None of the dentists that I want to see take my insurance because it's a dental HMO - they only take PPOs!

This is absolutely stupid!!!

So I know of two dentists (one of which is literally in the building of the supermarket behind my store where I work) who are offering "free teeth whitening for life" specials, and I can't see any one of them. Because they only take PPOs - not HMOs. And it does make the difference of which dentists I can and cannot see that my HMO dental insurance will be any good.

So I had to close my eyes, hold my nose, and throw caution to the wind, and pick another dentist in the area who's not offering shit. In the area of my store, there are literally 3 different dentists around where I work - one behind my store (mentioned above), one across the street whose wife is one of my store's night pharmacists, and another one diagonally across the street.

But nnnooooooooo!!!! I get stuck with this one over here, 2 miles away, although thankfully on the same bus route as me, and all I know about this particular dentist is that she's Better Business Bureau accredited. What does that tell me? That she's not going to cheat me? Good to know. /sarcasm...

No kind of specials or anything. Because I'm a cheap-ass - I'm so tight, I make spandex look loose.

 

[G-Lexington]

I'm wearing a wrist brace today. I'm trying to convince myself that it's because of all the writing, and all the hand-and-arm-heavy water aerobics, I did last night. But...

My sex drive has always fluctuated. Some times, once a week is plenty. Other times, three times a day might not be enough. And I just go with the flow. I don't push it when it's "down", and it eventually comes back up again. And when it's high, I just have more sex (solo or otherwise) until it comes back down again. No big deal.

I'm on a "high" right now. In fact, I've been in the "three times a day might not be enough" realm. For the last twelve days. I can't recall being this horny for this long before. And, yes, I'm assuming that's contributing to me having to wear a wrist brace today.

Lex

 

[jdcnow]

I'm wearing a wrist brace today. I'm trying to convince myself that it's because of all the writing, and all the hand-and-arm-heavy water aerobics, I did last night. But...

My sex drive has always fluctuated. Some times, once a week is plenty. Other times, three times a day might not be enough. And I just go with the flow. I don't push it when it's "down", and it eventually comes back up again. And when it's high, I just have more sex (solo or otherwise) until it comes back down again. No big deal.

I'm on a "high" right now. In fact, I've been in the "three times a day might not be enough" realm. For the last twelve days. I can't recall being this horny for this long before. And, yes, I'm assuming that's contributing to me having to wear a wrist brace today.

Lex

Pon Farr? (Borg69 will get that... )

I do have those times, too, Lex.

May I recommend the miracle cure for horniness that is tumblr?

 

[G-Lexington]

Tumblr is a "cure for horiness" like an all-you-can-eat buffet is a cure for hunger. It takes care of the problem temporarily, but as long as it's within easy reach, it's going to contribute to the problem.

Lex

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Pon Farr? (Borg69 will get that... )

I could never wait for a Vulcan. My drive is way too high.

 

[72-Jay]

Or you could work on getting to a place where you could get a guy to cuddle with.

There are times I wish I could afford to buy a house of my own (unlikely to happen, but i'm def not gonna say 'never' because you never know...it very well could in the future )
Finding an actual guy (rather than a daydream) that i seriously doubt will happen (again 'never say never' but there's too many things working against it)
but even if i had my own place I'd be far too paranoid to let anyone inside it LOL

Personally I like my idea of erasing thoughts and/or feelings.....

 

[maxpowr9]

It actually felt good talking with another guy about romantic woes last night. Made me believe that not all guys have given up hope on romance.

 

[jdcnow]

From Steve McCauley, meteorologist at WFAA-TV Channel 8 here in Dallas-Fort Worth, via Facebook...

I think I am going to be saving the data sets for this storm. The possibilities are seemingly endless! It's like a man with 4 watches: he never really knows what time it is.

Here is a summary of what the various computer models are saying for the Metroplex for the time period Sunday through Monday:

1) High-Res American Model: Ice quickly transitioning to over a foot of snow by Monday

2) European Model: Ice transitioning to 3 to 6 inches of snow by Monday

3) Most Other Models: 0.25" - 1.50" sleet and ice

4) TTU Model: all rain (except for brief sleet in Denton-Collin Counties)

So there you have it, the possible scenarios for Sunday through Monday are:

1) Paralyzing snow storm that shuts the Metroplex down;

2) Significant but not overwhelming snow event;

3) Significant but not overwhelming ice/sleet combo event;

4) Crippling ice storm with downed trees and power lines

5) Another welcome drought-denting rain

Stay tuned...the next data sets will probably decide the outcome !

Ice storm in Dallas + dumbass drivers + Dallas-Fort Worth traffic = This is not going to be good.

 

[Kulindahr]

I got on JUB, read a few things, then went to make a post, and got this:

This forum requires that you wait 15 seconds between posts. Please try again in 128 seconds.

WTF???

 

[G-Lexington]

From Steve McCauley, meteorologist at WFAA-TV Channel 8 here in Dallas-Fort Worth, via Facebook...



Ice storm in Dallas + dumbass drivers + Dallas-Fort Worth traffic = This is not going to be good.

Sounds like Denver. I've seen five forecasts for next week. Three have Wednesday as sunny and 55 F. The other two say a foot of snow.

Lex

 

[maxpowr9]

^Had that happen too. I'm guessing it is to combat spam. I know the query queue [awkward alliteration] is just as bad.

I also seem to only want to chase after taken men right now. Gotta love that forbidden fruit [f'n a. Another one!]

Also, when will the interrobang get an alt-code?

 

[jdcnow]

Sounds like Denver. I've seen five forecasts for next week. Three have Wednesday as sunny and 55 F. The other two say a foot of snow.

Lex

Hopefully, the ice/sleet/snow will stay to a minimum. Of course, here in Dallas-Fort Worth, it doesn't take much to make the roads and freeway systems here hella dangerous. Thankfully we only have like maybe one or two ice/snow storms per winter/cold season like what you all see up north on a regular basis. We're so geographically far south that we don't see nearly as much bad/wintry weather, so we're not used to dealing with it when it hits. So when snow and ice storms hit here, they end up causing chaos untold and bring this major 5-county-wide world city that is Dallas-Fort Worth literally to its knees.

Watching the public school districts and businesses around the region are a good barometer to use, I find, in measuring just how much are we, as a city, going to be shut down by this storm and how bad the roads and freeways are. I expect that by tomorrow, public school districts and some businesses will start dropping like flies and closing for safety - which they should anyway, for public safety. But I'm just saying that because it's Thanksgiving Week, I suspect that the school districts will just say, "Fuck it, we're only here for 2 days anyway, just cancel Monday due to the weather, and Tuesday, just because there's no sense in opening for just one day." (Note, just for explanation's sake, that the school districts here only hold on Monday and Tuesday anyway because of the T-Day holiday, so that any students who need to travel with their families out of town can do so. Wed-Fri, the school districts are just naturally closed.)

But lets see how far the rain goes, and just how bad things get. It's starting to fall both north and to the west of the immediate Dallas-Fort Worth area, at the moment. I just hope Dallas Area Rapid Transit (DART - Dallas County's public mass transit system) doesn't cancel the bus service tonight, otherwise I'm fucked, and stuck having to walk the mile to work on the sidewalk of a busy road. I hope some idiot doesn't have a wreck and run into me on the sidewalk.

 

[Kulindahr]

it gets too dark too early this time of year, and the stupid time change doesn't help

 

[jdcnow]

So - not kidding about this - there was just a fire 2 units directly beneath my apartment, down on the ground floor. Dumbass left her fireplace going, with her dog inside, while she ran off to go do whatever.

Both I and my apartment are just fine. I was at the apartment complex front office chatting with the assistant landlord and the leasing consultant. The assistant landlord told me that it started in the fireplace - a piece of charcoal or charred black whatever was all that was left inside the fireplace. The leasing consultant called the woman who's the tenant of that unit, and she's like, "Well, I'll be back in a few hours..." When the leasing consultant told the assistant landlord this, she (the assistant landlord) damn near hit the ceiling, and I almost did, right along with her.

To the tenant >> Madam, your dog almost died from smoke inhalation, and innocent people (like myself) were damn near made homeless within an inch of our lives from a fire your careless dipshittedness started. Really? Really? Seriously?

And a shout-out to the handsome guys of Dallas Fire Rescue, who put a stop to all of this, before the fire really got going and could do any damage to anyone else's apartment. You guys are awesome!!!