Ladies Free Before 12 pisses me off

[sixthson]

At least we know now where you met your hook up with the bloody ejaculate.

 

[Lukeee]

What is the difference between gay dick and straight dick? How can you tell by looking?

However, for some strange reason, the color of his piss was not yellow but white.[/B]

Do you mean clear or actually white?

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>What is the difference between gay dick and straight dick? How can you tell by looking?

Straight dick - hot, amazing, desirable.
Gay dick - boring, lame, not worth it.

Jesus, I thought everybody knew this.

Lex

 

[CudDULL]

I'm gay and I go to a gay club and I usually get in free, just flash a smile and a quick wink and walk in.

BTW bottoms in free is a good idea though rofl.

 

[CudDULL]

So i only go to straight clubs to see straight dick at the urinals.

And after i see his dick i love seeing the man go back out to his girlfriend knowing that i have seen what she gets everynight.

Wow you are so pathetic.

Stop living your life through someone else....

 

[Joshua_me]

Oh, for fuck's sake....

1) Straight guys love drunk women.

2) Let's get the women drunk by luring them in with free cover and drinks.

3) Watch as the horny straight guys, knowing that "the babes" have been drinking rot gut for two hours, line up with their clueless, throbbing dicks leading the way...

4) Watch as we, the bar, make a small fortune off the horny guys all looking for a little 'something, somethin'"

It's good hetero business practice at it's finest.

 

[SilverWolf]

They do this because the women will come if they can get in for free. If men know that women are going, then they will go too. Men will go where women are, especially if there's alcohol and the potential for sex and socializing. It's marketing.

I wonder if gay bars will do this. Friday night is Twink night so if your skinny and cute you get free drinks. All the twinks go there and all the twink chasers go there. Saturday night is bear night. All the bears drink for free and all the bear lovers go there Saturday night. Good way to get business.

 

[Memosexual87]

I mostly go to straight clubs because i am attracted to straight men and i love seeing them piss in the bathroom.


So i only go to straight clubs to see straight dick at the urinals.

And after i see his dick i love seeing the man go back out to his girlfriend knowing that i have seen what she gets everynight.

OMFG! lol how sad dude.. thats almost as sad as bein on jub everyday.

k for serious now... sumtimes my str8 friends invt me to clubs n i aint gonna lie i go to clubs lookin for ass so when i want man ass a str8 club is no no. so when i end up in a str8 club horny 4 sum man ass the only plus is that i get to check out some macho head dicks in the pisser. but i dont go there on purpose just to do that even tho there is more of those big dumb only good for a good fuckin kinda meat heads at srt8 clubs than there is in gay clubs. i still prefer goin to gay clubs cuz i can flirt with the few meat head types there.

 

[kevbo]

There's a bar here that gives free drinks to people who show up dressed as Santa Claus on Christmas...

 

[freefall]

I mostly go to straight clubs because i am attracted to straight men and i love seeing them piss in the bathroom.


So i only go to straight clubs to see straight dick at the urinals.

What a long sad tail tale thy got here, prithee.

Next time, try the public restroom where you pay shit to enter and enjoy. Don't worry; no cooties or ladies there.

As i shook away the last drops of the 3 vodka tonics, my neighbor finally started to piss. However, for some strange reason, the color of his piss was not yellow but white.

I think you've got yourself an awkward fetish here: STDs and strange urinal discharges. Congratulations. Have a nice day.

 

[rareboy]

At least we know now where you met your hook up with the bloody ejaculate.

And the third testicle.

 

[Digicel]

Hooked on phonics failed

You have got to be kidding me.

You mean to tell me that not one person in here has basic interpretative skills and a basic level of intelligence to decipher why his "piss" was white and not yellow? I can just imagine how many of you failed high school literature. Stop taking things so literal and read between the fucking lines so as not to appear like idiots.


I will not tell you why his "piss" was white so stay in your literal world.

You people have no appreciate for smart writing.

I'm done.

 

[LiquidSky]

And if they didn't offer free drinks to women, the guys wouldn't show up...and you wouldn't get to see anything.

One would assume you'd thank them for this.

Maybe if you told them that you were gay and only there to see their dicks in the bathroom, they'd give you free drinks, too? You never know.

Lex

Thanks for making me almost spit my coffee out from laughing!

 

[Memosexual87]

Re: Hooked on phonics failed

You have got to be kidding me.

You mean to tell me that not one person in here has basic interpretative skills and a basic level of intelligence to decipher why his "piss" was white and not yellow? I can just imagine how many of you failed high school literature. Stop taking things so literal and read between the fucking lines so as not to appear like idiots.


I will not tell you why his "piss" was white so stay in your literal world.

You people have no appreciate for smart writing.

I'm done.

LMAO!

U dont hav to tell me.. i know it was white piss cuz he was drinking white wine n not yellow beer..

idk if u noticed dude but theres some ppl on here who dont like you... so if u trip theyll point and laugh and wish u fell... if u fall theyll run to jack off on u cuz it feels so good to them tht they look better then u in teh wbz..

 

[Digicel]

oh "appreciation" but rereading it, "appreciate" sounds good.

You have no appreciate for smart writing.

I like appreciate in this sense. Its like a whole. Its like taste.

I love it lol.

 

[Scrub]

You have got to be kidding me.

You mean to tell me that not one person in here has basic interpretative skills and a basic level of intelligence to decipher why his "piss" was white and not yellow? I can just imagine how many of you failed high school literature. Stop taking things so literal and read between the fucking lines so as not to appear like idiots.


I will not tell you why his "piss" was white so stay in your literal world.

You people have no appreciate for smart writing.

I'm done.

Oh yay!!!

oh "appreciation" but rereading it, "appreciate" sounds good.

You have no appreciate for smart writing.

I like appreciate in this sense. Its like a whole. Its like taste.

I love it lol.

Apparently you're not done

 

[Digicel]

You know once i went to the opening of this new club thinking it would be rammed with straight men and that the bathroom would be paradise.


However when i went inside i made a B line to the bathroom and to my horror i noticed that they had dividers between the urinals and not even the shoulder high ones...they had ones that past your head. I was like what the fuck is this shit?


To make it worse they had bathroom attendants in there.

I just went right to manager and got my money back based on frustration of purpose.

 

[rareboy]

You have got to be kidding me.

You mean to tell me that not one person in here has basic interpretative skills and a basic level of intelligence to decipher why his "piss" was white and not yellow? I can just imagine how many of you failed high school literature. Stop taking things so literal and read between the fucking lines so as not to appear like idiots.


I will not tell you why his "piss" was white so stay in your literal world.

You people have no appreciate for smart writing.

I'm done.

oh "appreciation" but rereading it, "appreciate" sounds good.

You have no appreciate for smart writing.

I like appreciate in this sense. Its like a whole. Its like taste.

I love it lol.

It must be scary to be a thought rattling around inside your head.

Oh look!

A chicken!

 

[G-Lexington]

SQUIRREL!

Most genius isn't recognized as such when it's presented to the public. People get stuck in their ways.

Lex

 

[Digicel]

Its funny you should say that because I used to frequent this club; but because i used to go to the bathroom so many times in one night i always feared that the next time i went to the club they would have installed dividers just because of me lol.


Fortunately they never did. I was just being paranoid.

The thing is maybe i just have a small bladder. Maybe i do really need to go often...club security cannot prove otherwise.

I timed it. With the average bladder your body takes 20 minutes to make piss. So i bring my stop watch to the club and i go to the urinals every 20 minutes.

All you have to do is always have a drink in your hand and sip it all night long.

Once you are seen with a drink then it wont be suspicious that you go so often because some people liquor just goes right through them.