Lilbit

[Ram]

This is like watching mold and fungus argue which one is grosser.

Lex

Gargoyle, come and talk to us when you stop looking like Hulk's booger with wings attached.

 

[G-Lexington]

Gargoyle, come and talk to us when you stop looking like Hulk's booger with wings attached.

Casting as much shade as the umbrella in my tropical drink. You've got about as much class as a Mississippi high school in July. Going back to the castle to watch the lichen form - I'm betting that'll be both more compelling AND more intelligent.

Lex

 

[freefall]

You got to scrape and dissolve the crust of her cunt before you apply the glue.

Hhhmmm...then I suggest aqua regia

What about some centipecides then? Hmm?

 

[Ram]

Casting as much shade as the umbrella in my tropical drink. You've got about as much class as a Mississippi high school in July. Going back to the castle to watch the lichen form - I'm betting that'll be both more compelling AND more intelligent.

Lex

Mold, fungus and now lichen? Girl, you shouldn't be talking about organisms smarter than you. Castle? Is that what you are calling the state penitentiary now? You best be moving. With that ass, you must be the only gargoyle that flies with help of a crane.

 

[blackbeltninja]

Oh no, no no. I have skin tags on my body that are bigger than his penis.

-d-

 

[LilBit]

I need to get the fuck out of this thread. All the skanky bitches up in here, I'm liable to get the airborne syphilis.

 

[LilBit]

 

[yeahright1991]

I cannot believe you all are still at this shade-fest.......The war of the roses was over faster.

BUT....I do love reading all of this fabulous shade - it's almost like a guilty pleasure.