Marvtha like Britney....TOXIC!

[marvtha]

I'm still wasted..............

You got a cure for a hangover Marvtha?

sweetie......here's marvtha's cure..........go to the fridge, wine rack, liquor cabinet, hell, maybe there's some keg beer left over?
whatever......grab what's available and start drinkin again babycakes!!!!!

sobriety.......WHY????????
the only reason i quit drinkin is if i'm on antibiotics to cure my "social" diseases and i only do that so i can FUCK again!!!!!!

 

[twardmo]

Marvtha you're so sweet, I'm totally in lust with you

and you can eat me anytime

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha you're so sweet, I'm totally in lust with you

and you can eat me anytime

i'll be right over.....marvtha hungry!!!

 

[marvtha]

Twardmo, you're such a whore.....LOL

ELVIS........you taking my advice???????

you & G MO out carousin last night!?!

we'll have to get the new batch of muffins T MO, MELBO & JO ME and break them in one night!

one can get marvtha's freaky finger, one wears the barney suit and the other we'll lock in the closet with that kinky bastard G MO!!!

good times!

 

[twardmo]

ELVIS........you taking my advice???????

you & G MO out carousin last night!?!

we'll have to get the new batch of muffins T MO, MELBO & JO ME and break them in one night!

one can get marvtha's freaky finger, one wears the barney suit and the other we'll lock in the closet with that kinky bastard G MO!!!

good times!

As long as i can be tied up i dont care!

 

[marvtha]

Actually, I went out alone last night. G-Mo was complaining of a toothache...
Are we talking about a full-out orgy here?

orgy, a few friends havin some laughs, call it what you will...there WILL be some cuts and abrasions and maybe some leakage the next day but a good time will be had by all!!!!!

my G MO got a toothache?

marvtha gotta cure for that!!!!!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

As long as i can be tied up i dont care!

T MO.....sweetie you might want a blind fold too!

some parts of marvtha been known to scare the mortal man!!

usually i suggest you get VERY drunk beforehand but if all else fails marvtha know some good therapists that you can talk to after the lovins' stopped!

as long as you got some hair on your peaches and a strong stomach.......it's all good!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[twardmo]

T MO.....sweetie you might want a blind fold too!

some parts of marvtha been known to scare the mortal man!!

usually i suggest you get VERY drunk beforehand but if all else fails marvtha know some good therapists that you can talk to after the lovins' stopped!

as long as you got some hair on your peaches and a strong stomach.......it's all good!!!!!!!!!!!

oooh blindfolded, sounds fun and i'm never promiscuous unless there's very liberal amounts of alcohol involved

 

[unclaimedblessing]

That sleaze bag Britney couldn't kiss the hem of our Marvas' micro mini. Well she probably could but would get very sick.
Marvtha is getting an award from the Unemployment Department for tripling the number of employees at the free clinics.
What a woman! A true unselfish heroine and a great lay (everyone says so)!

 

[gmoney]

my G MO got a toothache?

marvtha gotta cure for that!!!!!!!!!

I'm ready for my cure, Marvtha! I'm sure it involves something to help me keep up my reputation!

 

[Christopher123]

Help me too, while you're at it.

Somebody.

Please.

Friday nights are evil. EVIL I tell ya!

 

[marvtha]

That sleaze bag Britney couldn't kiss the hem of our Marvas' micro mini. Well she probably could but would get very sick.
Marvtha is getting an award from the Unemployment Department for tripling the number of employees at the free clinics.
What a woman! A true unselfish heroine and a great lay (everyone says so)!

UNC!!

DID YOU MENTION AN AWARD?!?

marvtha feel honored!

have we bumped nasties before????
or did someone say i'm a great lay!?!

 

[marvtha]

I'm ready for my cure, Marvtha! I'm sure it involves something to help me keep up my reputation!

G MO!!!!!
it involves some bodily fluids that i have kept in vials.
it's a potion sorta like taking magic mushrooms....after you vomit the fun begins!
OH, you'll forget all about that pain!!!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

Help me too, while you're at it.

Somebody.

Please.

Friday nights are evil. EVIL I tell ya!

TOPHER!!!
read the hangover advice i gave ELVIS!

did all my muffins get drunkie poo last nite!?!?

marvtha stayed home and read a few chapters of "war and peace"

okay....i got totally ripped and fucked myself with a wiffle bat....GIT R DONE!!!!

 

[Christopher123]

did all my muffins get drunkie poo last nite!?!?

It's beginning to look that way. G'mo apparently didn't go out, but maybe he took some 'medicine' for that toothache.

okay....i got totally ripped and fucked myself with a wiffle bat....GIT R DONE!!!!

No fair making me laugh this early. Wait... it's after 12 noon.

I think I should go back to bed, lol.

 

[gmoney]

It's beginning to look that way. G'mo apparently didn't go out, but maybe he took some 'medicine' for that toothache.

You know me too well, Topher! Now that it's light out, I'm sticking to the traditional painkillers!

 

[Christopher123]

You know me too well, Topher! Now that it's light out, I'm sticking to the traditional painkillers!

You know, I had a really bad toothache once (had to have the sucker pulled, one of my wisdom teeth) and plain old Excedrin worked better than freakin prescribed pain pills. All they did was make me stoned.

There's nothing worse than tooth pain. I'd rather be tied to the back of a truck and dragged through a field of thorns.

 

[marvtha]

this is for my ex husband KYY
because although i no longer eat his meat....he's still my muffin!

 

[james1200]

marvtha has to stop with all the surgeries...this ain't the way to look like britney!

 

[gmoney]

marvtha has to stop with all the surgeries...this ain't the way to look like britney!

Omg! I don't want Marvtha looking anything like Britney! I kinda like the 'manly' look that she has worked so hard to achieve!