matterofsplatter

[fabulouslyghetto]

Alpha girl I will suck the smegma off of George Bush's dirty uncut centimeter peter

you wanna call me a silverback gorilla and you admit you'd suck a dirty presidential dick? that's not surprising coming from a filthy skeezer such as yourself. get off matter_of_splatter's dick and get some xanax in yo' system bitch wash it down with some gin. bitch you're done.

 

[Alpha1851]

However, there's a minor midge in the ointment as-it-were... I'm not his type.

Hmmm...what's his type then? My second choice for you would be Keeland. If Vanman and Yooper were single I'd stick them together. I'd put Swiffer w/ Lawnman (or whatever) and Treanir w/ Harke. Treanir would have Harke trained in no time. He'd be on his best behavior and Harke's wild days would be over. Yeusha would go well w/ Elwood. Not sure why but I see Yeusha as being a good father. Unclean and Metta would be great together. Bel and Greaves should pair up. Oh, and Bidude w/ Huntneo.

Really, I can't believe my cyber matches haven't been a bigger hit.

you wanna call me a silverback gorilla and you admit you'd suck a dirty presidential dick? that's not surprising coming from a filthy skeezer such as yourself. get off matter_of_splatter's dick and get some xanax in yo' system bitch wash it down with some gin. bitch you're done.

Is Bush really uncut?

 

[KrisHawkXXX]

So what did i do to have a thread about me, exactly?

And did i just get paired with a transsexual Beysus worshipper?

oh... PICK ME!!!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

So what did i do to have a thread about me, exactly?

For always being your awesome, open-minded, unconventional, uncompromising handsome self.

Now as far as the rest of you hookers, matter is here now so can we get a little privacy for a few minutes (hours, whatev) please?

 

[KrisHawkXXX]

Being your awesome, uncompromising self.

Okay guys, matter is here, can we get a little privacy for a few minutes (hours, whatev) please?

*Pulls u by the the hair and drags ur ass out the room* BITCH Don't choo be tuchin' up on my man!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

*Pulls u by the the hair and drags ur ass out the room* BITCH Don't choo be tuchin' up on my man!

 

[Alpha1851]

And did i just get paired with a transsexual Beysus worshipper?

Yes. You can cup her tits w/ one hand and rub her dick w/ the other. What's the problem?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

The fact that he's also a she, and i'm into just he's, for starters... i ain't THAT open minded...

Why does that matter? I thought we already agreed to marriage.

>>resumes leafing through Him and Him magazine for a platinum-silver/medium-blue theme<<

 

[Alpha1851]

Why does that matter? I thought we already agreed to marriage.

>>resumes leafing through Him and Him magazine for a platinum-silver/medium-blue theme<<

Hun, I believe he means Moe Moe. Isn't he our resident pretend transexual?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Hun, I believe he means Moe Moe. Isn't he our resident pretend transexual?

M.o.s. don't want that regional welfare tranny that turned tricks on the south side of chicago to pay for her operation down in Guadalamexicostarico. He wants a real bitch like me, a down ass bitch, a bad ass raw ass bitch such as myself.

Does he think i'm not gonna be the total top in that predicament?

Oooh, oooh, what about me? Would you be my top, bottom, or li'l bit of column a, li'l bit of column b?

By the bye Mr Splatter, the reason for this thread was your penis. Apparently it is, according to Mz Ghetto, beautiful.

It's a matter of pure lust and desire.

Girl don't try to play me, Matter knows good and well I want him for more than his beautiful black sword.

 

[giorgiobaby]

did I hear someone mention marriage with my name in the sentence?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I just going by the first post girl. He asked, I told him, don't get all twitchy on me.

Okay girl, just makin' sure you wasn't try'na sabotage this good thing I got goin' with that fine young specimin. You know when you get a good one folks try to instigate and tear you apart, I gotta watch my back 'cuz I know them jealous hoes gone come for me and mine.

did I hear someone mention marriage with my name in the sentence?

Girl boom. Don't nobody want you.

j/k girl

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

What about him? Ohhh, his penis. Yes, it's nice. Wish I could wrap my lips around it and give him a blow job he will never forget. Wait, he lives just south of Atlanta. I live in Atlanta. I'm the closest of all you bitches. Y'all don't have a chance. Now back off... he's mine.

I'm only a state away bitch, don't do it to yourself, I WILL slash a hoe's tires with no remorse.


Joking... haha... help!

Oh, I think he is a fantastic poster and I thoroughly enjoy his posts.

Agreed. He reminds me of some of my friends from back home (Illinois).

 

[KrisHawkXXX]

M.o.s. don't want that regional welfare tranny that turned tricks on the south side of chicago to pay for her operation down in Guadalamexicostarico. He wants a real bitch like me, a down ass bitch, a bad ass raw ass bitch such as myself.



Oooh, oooh, what about me? Would you be my top, bottom, or li'l bit of column a, li'l bit of column b?



Girl don't try to play me, Matter knows good and well I want him for more than his beautiful black sword.

let's do it this way... i fuck him... and he fucks you... he will be in the middle and get the best of both worlds!

 

[giorgiobaby]

Okay girl, just makin' sure you wasn't try'na sabotage this good thing I got goin' with that fine young specimin. You know when you get a good one folks try to instigate and tear you apart, I gotta watch my back 'cuz I know them jealous hoes gone come for me and mine.



Girl boom. Don't nobody want you.

j/k girl

I believe that Alpha was talking about me and Alley , not you and me....as if!

 

[Alpha1851]

I believe, and I say this carefully and with due respect, that he is twink minded. I of course, am far from twinkish by ANY definition of the word and stretch of the imagination.

That said, why Keeland? Nor is the question a judgmental one, just curious as to your what parameters you're using in this particular match.

THAT said, there are a few here on JUB with whom I would not mind spending time with the first order of business being establishing what type of clickage there is. There's lots of attractive men here on JUB of all ages and types, but I ain't just hoppin' in the sack without there more going on.

However, I'd be lying if I didn't say that if I were younger, the rules of engagement could be quite different.

There, I said it, and I'm glad.

How do you fellas know who likes bears, who likes twinks, who likes leather guys, and whatnot? I can't tell. Last time that I paired guys up, I put lots of bottoms w/ other bottoms, or so they told me via PM that they needed someone else b/c they wanted to bottom only (which is a hoot b/c you'd think my silly pairings were set in stone as the JUB gospel).

To be honest, I think of you guys like brothers, and I picture you in loving relationships, not on your backs w/ your ankles in the air getting pounded. I suppose that's the girl in me too. So, I think more of who would be compatable over the long haul. Of course, I love sex, sex is great, and I realize it's important in a relationship. Anyway, you prefer to bottom, and I could've sworn that either Keeland was versatile or he preferred to top. That takes care of the fucking. You'll have to work out whether you're both into vanilla or kinky stuff on your own.

Back then, some guys were excited about their pairings, but didn't like the fact that I had them going through life w/ a guy across the country. So, I realized that geography is important. I personally only want to date guys who are my age or older; the younger crowd just seems so young. I tend to forget that other people love youth. So, I usually picture people w/ other fellas in their own age bracket. Oh, and I always make the bi guys gay. (Not that I have a problem w/ bi guys, I just picture them w/ men rather than women.)

So why Keeland? Well, you have the geography down and I think you're compatable in the sack. I think you're more laid back and he's a bit more uptight, so you'd be good together. I also think Keeland would be good w/ kids and you have Narny et. al. You both seem to value faithfulness and loyalty and you're both anti-church/religion. I mean, you can't have an atheist and a Christian together. Not usually anyway. You also both have a wicked sense of humor that is sometimes off beat.

Maybe women look for different things than gay men b/c I consider a lot of folks on here really great catches; yet, they're still single. Then again, most of my female friends are dating or married to assholes, and it seems like the assholes on JUB are all taken.

Oh, and FG, bitch boom! I didn't mean to hijack your thread. I couldn't afford to make my own thread. It's not recession proof.

 

[giorgiobaby]

It's ok Alpha. It's always fun to read who you match to whom. I think it's entertaining.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Then again, most of my female friends are dating or married to assholes, and it seems like the assholes on JUB are all taken.

Preach it Sista Alpha! Speak that good word!

Oh, and FG, bitch boom! I didn't mean to hijack your thread. I couldn't afford to make my own thread. It's not recession proof.

Girl I know how it is. Before the 20 minute limit on edits was up I contemplated turning this into a thread about NY's upcoming gay marriage bill. Can't just be hittin' "New Topic" all willy nilly, the recession is real I'm try'na conserve.

 

[Alpha1851]

What about him? Ohhh, his penis. Yes, it's nice. Wish I could wrap my lips around it and give him a blow job he will never forget. Wait, he lives just south of Atlanta. I live in Atlanta. I'm the closest of all you bitches. Y'all don't have a chance. Now back off... he's mine. .

Have you ever met Jav? I think you'd both be lovely together.

1big14me, I'll have to think about it.

 

[G-Lexington]

His penis isn't bad. His ass is OK. But nice peni and good butts are a dime a dozen. But he's a nice guy, he's interesting, and he's got a great personality - and THAT, my friend, is something to be cherished.

Lex