matterofsplatter

[Alpha1851]

What's up w/ all these grown gay men being into twinks? What's the appeal there. I mean, they're young so you know they're broke. They're skinny as fuck and if you're going at it doggy style their hip bones are slamming into your ass. That's gotta be uncomfortable. They seem to lack maturity and substance. So why go for them? Is it a find them, friend them, fuck them, and forget them type of thing.

 

[Alpha1851]

You should make a matchmaker thread. I think it would be a hit and a nice change from the racial threads, cock size threads etc.

To answer your question: Yes, I have.

And it would certainly piss a few people off. I bet one of the comments would be, "who does this hetero bitch think she is, she doesn't know what gay men want or need..." Blah, blah, blah, women are dumb, fag hag, etc. I can even guess the JUBBER who'd post it.

 

[Alpha1851]

Man, what the fuck did I ever do to ya'll bitches? Just piss on all my little fragile feelings why don't you.

*runs off crying hysterically*

Moe Moe, I only wrote wonderful things about you. I was in your corner the whole time. Don't worry about Mr. Splatter and his insensitivity towards your breasts and the almight Beysus.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

His penis isn't bad. His ass is OK. But nice peni and good butts are a dime a dozen. But he's a nice guy, he's interesting, and he's got a great personality - and THAT, my friend, is something to be cherished.

Lex

His personality is what makes his dick/ass worth gold.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Damnit! We must've said "Hoe" three times in this thread 'cuz now Moe Moe done appeared.

Quick! Somebody lay down some rat traps.

 

[Alpha1851]

*wipes tears froms eyes*

[voice chokes up] I just don't wanna be misunderstood you know. It's so hard to be misunderstood.

And end scene.

I'm going to be perfect on the next season of The Real World. Katelynn eat your heart out cuz here I come!

Oh, maybe you can make it onto the Duel. I hope you aren't small or the apes will vote you into the pit. Like they did the two gay guys, who were clever, athletic, and fun but weighed about 115lbs. soaking wet and didn't stand a chance against the steroid filled cavemen w/ roid rage. But, I'm not bitter.

 

[Alpha1851]

His personality is what makes his dick/ass worth gold.

Yeah, I love how you piggy backed off that sweet, romantic sentiment. You weren't thinking about his personalty. You were wanting to ride his dick.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Wait... you still think you're fucking me?
No no no. You get to lay on your stomach and bite the pillow. And moan, a lot.

I wanted you to pound my cakes too.

I don't remember... what you look like. But, bottom, preferably.

I'm on it a chief, I'll put my pics back up. But you don't recognize me in the default?

Thank HELL someone realizes that there are better asses and dicks out there - and thank you.

Better asses? Sure. Better dicks? Doubt it. And for the zillionth time, it's also about the person attached to the genitilia.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Yeah, I love how you piggy backed off that sweet, romantic sentiment. You weren't thinking about his personalty. You were wanting to ride his dick.

Girl shhh! You killin' mah action.

Seriously, he's one of the coolest people I've run into on JUB and I hope we get to hang out some time. I'd love the chance to talk to him in person versus via a message board. I wanna give him my # but I'm too shy.

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>What's up w/ all these grown gay men being into twinks?

My guess - and that's all it is - is that it's the gay men's version of the straight guy prototypical fantasy. What's that one? The just-turned-18, now-I'm-a-woman with huge breasts. The one who's an expert pole dancer, an amazing cock sucker, but still so boo-boo-be-doop innocent that she'll fall for the lines of an overweight 40-year-old who smells like PBR and dollar hot-wings.

"Whoops! You dropped your menu. Let me pick it up for you. Tee hee!"

Again, just a guess.

Lex

 

[Alpha1851]

^Hmmm...didn't I incl. an Anna Nicole Smith and Cougar remark somewhere. Guess not. Yes, I realize all people are capable of seeking someone half their age for a relationship. I used "twink" b/c this is a gay male website.

 

[bokan800]

Sommore has term for what you guys are under right now.






Dicknotized by his magic stick.

 

[KrisHawkXXX]

I wanted you to pound my cakes too.

how about you two take turns gang banging me?