Meals On Wheels

[MoaningMike]

 

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[jjonn3]

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"The bitch stood me up for the prom but I rented a limo to have sex in and fuck it I am going to get my moneys worth!"

 

[MoaningMike]

"The bitch stood me up for the prom but I rented a limo to have sex in and fuck it I am going to get my moneys worth!"

How I wish I’d had gotten to tell all the hot guys at my high school whose girlfriends didn’t put out after the prom to stop by my house, I’d have taken on all of them, even if they had to form a line at my bedroom door.

 

[Domons]

 

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[MoaningMike]

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Is this how Dunkin Donuts got their name? Were so many horny guys (especially cops) dunking their dicks in warm freashly baked and cream or jelly filled donuts that it seemed like a fitting name? Cum to think of it, sticking my boner into a cream filled donut might feel pretty awesome, I think I’ll have to try it soon. Too bad there aren’t any Krispy Kreme donut shops anywhere near me, I’d get one when it’s hot and fill it with my cream and eat it.

 

[MoaningMike]

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I’ve done more car jacking than I can count, it was THE first thing I did when I got my drivers license at 16. BUT unlike the guy in this picture, I always parked the car! The one time I pulled down my swim trunks to caress a brutally hard boner while driving home from the beach alone, I looked in my rear view mirror and suddenly there was a cop right behind me. He hit is siren and I pulled over, trying not to panic, but he just flew past me obviously to get someone else. I don’t know how guys can cum while driving, my orgasms are too intense to drive a car. I have always had a tube of Vaseline or Albolene in all of the cars I’ve owned, but at least I’m careful about where I park and ive never gotten caught. Could you imagine getting arrested for that and having to explain what you were doing in court?

 

[jjonn3]

I’ve done more car jacking than I can count, it was THE first thing I did when I got my drivers license at 16. BUT unlike the guy in this picture, I always parked the car! The one time I pulled down my swim trunks to caress a brutally hard boner while driving home from the beach alone, I looked in my rear view mirror and suddenly there was a cop right behind me. He hit is siren and I pulled over, trying not to panic, but he just flew past me obviously to get someone else. I don’t know how guys can cum while driving, my orgasms are too intense to drive a car. I have always had a tube of Vaseline or Albolene in all of the cars I’ve owned, but at least I’m careful about where I park and ive never gotten caught. Could you imagine getting arrested for that and having to explain what you were doing in court?

I see posts and pictures but I can't imagine trying to drive while jacking off or getting a blow job. I have had buddies where we can' t keep our hands off each other we are so horny - but we would always wait until we could pull over safely before things got too far.