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Críostóir

Críostóir

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Nothing Earth-shattering here. If you fucked your brother's ass while he was sedated after getting his wisdom teeth removed, this is not the thread for that.

I'll start: I sometimes dance to the NCIS theme when the show starts. Only when I'm alone. And no, I will not make a video and post it on YouTube.

Now you.
 
I've seen every single episode of American/Canadian/British/Australian/New Zealand/Indonesian Idol.
 
^^^ It better have been me....

I'm currently cranking Elton John. Not even classic 70s artiste Elton John. Early 80s, cocaine-fueled Elton John.



Lex
 
When I was working in the local IGA store where I lived when I was going to University, a young lady carrying a little boy in her arms asked the cashier where the washrooms were. I was packing groceries and offered to take her. I led her to the back of the store and through the swinging doors. She seemed hesitant, but followed. I pointed to the door and she went to it. She looked inside, turned to me, and said, "I was looking for mushrooms."
 
Críostóir said:
ChickenGuy...all I can say is, must have been a terrible nightmare.
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No joke - you are honestly the only JUBber who I've dreamt of having sex with. :didisay:

We were in bed together in my family house, not in my bedroom but in the spare room adjacent to mine, and you agreed that I could lose my virginity with you. :eek:

DISCLAIMER: I cannot be held responsible for random dreams that my mind makes up! !oops!


EDIT: I'm afraid the dream was actually very short, vague, and uneventful. :lol:
 
^ Once I was working at the counter of a record store. A guy walked up and said, "Excuse me - where would you keep Strapping Young Lad?" I said, "Ideally, chained up in the basement." He turned around and left before I could say I was kidding.

Lex
 
ChickenGuy said:
No joke - you are honestly the only JUBber who I've dreamt of having sex with. :didisay:

We were in bed together in my family house, not in my bedroom but in the spare room adjacent to mine, and you agreed that I could lose my virginity with you. :eek:
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And you never told me this? WHY?!?!?!

And I might very well have agreed.

ChickenGuy said:
DISCLAIMER: I cannot be held responsible for random dreams that my mind makes up! !oops!
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Uh huh. Sure. You bet. :sex: :sex: :sex:
 
Dammit. I can't think of anything.



Don't believe I've never been embarrassed. I just can't think of anything.
 
At my convenience store, we are allowed to bring our own music, so long as it's kid-safe (ie. no cussing, or sexually explicit songs, etc.).

Well, on graveyard, when I'm all alone, and there are no customers in the store, I often dance and sing along with my music, while I sweep and mop the floors, and do my other chores. I've done just about everything from a "Feelin' Good" duet with John Barrowman to a "Danger Zone" (Kenny Loggins) dance number. I wouldn't **dare** do this in front of people I know/see everyday. But I'm certain that, back at our store's corporate headquarters, the fine folks who monitor the security cameras at night are probably on the floor laughing. :rotflmao:
 
I used to have a hair growing out of the side of one of my nipples. Not out the tip, but off to one side. It totally grossed out my college roommate. !oops!
 
I've finally managed to become OLD enough to realize there is absolutely NO reason to be embarrassed about ANYTHING! ..|

ALL People do what ALL People DO! We are more alike than we are different from each other. (!) :D

I have no more reasons to apologize for anything about me! Well ... that is ... except for my tummy! !oops! :slap:

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :lol:
 
I've also had sex with a certain JUBer in a dream. It won't be as easy to get me to spill the beans on who it was though.

Today my "gym crush" started walking my way like he was going to start a conversation (we talk from time to time but just gym talk). Then he suddenly kinda got a funny look and turned the other way. I looked down and realized it was pretty obvious I was starting to get a boner. I felt like I was in middle school again. So then I had to go to the bathroom and give the team a little pep talk, they know we're better that!

In my defense his shorts were particularly short today and I had been watching him do squats right before haha. And yeah, I've had sex with him in a dream before too! The amount of action my dream self gets rivals the biggest porn stars I swear.

If this thread stays on the front page I'll be adding alot more later lol
 
Kyanimal said:
I've finally managed to become OLD enough to realize there is absolutely NO reason to be embarrassed about ANYTHING! ..|

ALL People do what ALL People DO! We are more alike than we are different from each other. (!) :D

I have no more reasons to apologize for anything about me! Well ... that is ... except for my tummy! !oops! :slap:

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :lol:
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Come on there must be something - you can tell us we won't laugh :-

Heres one from me - I once worked in a nightclub and had use of the dressing room where in one night I sucked off six guys one after the other - and didn't realise that at somepoint one of them had shot their load down the front of my shirt. To this day I hope and pray it was number six but it could just of easily been number one.
 
I cry during sad scenes in movies or a really good bit of television. REALLY embarassing.
 
W10 Chubb said:
Come on there must be something - you can tell us we won't laugh :-

Heres one from me - I once worked in a nightclub and had use of the dressing room where in one night I sucked off six guys one after the other - and didn't realise that at somepoint one of them had shot their load down the front of my shirt. To this day I hope and pray it was number six but it could just of easily been number one.
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HA! Now I'm totally Envious!! :bj: :badgrin:

Of course there have been times that I was completely "Floored"! Like the time a stranger, who was at my, and my roomy's, apartment, for a party, and looking for the bathroom, opened my bedroom door to see me being butt fucked by another guy I'd just met half an hour before! :gaysex: :eek: :help:

Those were my "slut puppy" days, having just come OUT, butt was much more OUTED than I had planned or expected! !oops!

Unfortunately, that stranger, who later became a good friend, was just as embarrassed as I was, and quickly left! (Only to return a moment later, to leave again! :lol: ](*,))

O.K.! I was still "New" to the whole "Gay Scene", and taking advantage of (nearly) everything, and almost everyone, that was offered me. However, I was still embarrassed about being seen Naked! #-o

NOW ... I could care less! And, if he'd had a camera running, I think that would have even been Better! ... all "hindsight", though! ..|

All the more reasons to ... no matter what ...

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :luv:
 
I was renting a car in Albuquerque once and the guy behind the counter recognized me and said "Oh wow.. your name really is Jasun Mark. I love those Fratmen videos and that one with you massaging that guy with the tattoos."

I said, "thanks... glad you liked it. Oh.. this is my mother." And motioned to the elderly woman standing behind me.
 
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