Mildly embarrassing secrets

[bankside]

I am going to say this even though it will render me no longer unable to visit this thread again:

In my late teens I read Stephen King's "It" and am still to this day deathly afraid of ALL clowns.

CLOWNS....WHO NEED...VENEERS...

Wow. Yup. It's scary. Get it? It's scary?

 

[alley]

I've been with five different guys and one girl since I lost my virginity a year and a bit ago.

That might be more than "mildy" embarrassing.

Amateur...




God...if numbers are embarrassing then...oh my

 

[jasoncrew03]

^Agreed. I lost count about 3 months after I "discovered" my bisexuality. My high school had an enormous bi/gay student body so there was always guys to fuck.

 

[Lefty]

I'd like to see you guys grow it and show it even show it growing

Mildly embarrassing? you did it for others....and now you would be humouring an old man

 

[Lefty]

Did you say

21 p/m's Elvin.....?



well thanks for letting us know

just how important to you we are.

 

[pausanias_usa]

i have three nipples :-( the third one is really close to the original nipple and it's like my nipple had a baby...

Interesting, Chace, I remember as a teen, not quite sure of myself, reading THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN (a James Bond book), and the bad guy was described like that, with the comment "usually indicates homosexual preferences." I've fantasized about that since!

But that's not my story for this thread: was with a straight Scottish friend in Paris, and he was trying to hit on two American nurses with me as a wingman (God help him), but I was on a roll and had everyone laughing.

I kept it up with some Scottish sheep jokes for my buddy ("what's wrong with fucking sheep? you have to run around to the front to kiss them!").

As they laughed, the wine hit me, so I went off to the restroom: they were gone when I came back, and my buddy was red-faced:

"They got up and asked if you really fucked sheep, then left!"

 

[Edward Twinkletoes]

I just made my chair stink.

 

[rainyguy67]

The other day at work I was really pissed with my supervisor (he's also my best friend) and I thought he taped me on the shoulder and I turned and swore at both of my bosses thinking it was him.

 

[Lefty]

OKAY

Elvin, the avatar pic of the day is one of your better ones and has

obviously struck a libidinous note with Stacy...

If you two are gonna play Jungle-OH

Please go get yourselves a bungaLow

Pics later would be okay.

 

[Lefty]

Unclean,

You are still a kid.

Wait until they start trimming your eyebrows and IN

your freaking nose and ears...even worse when some

of them aren't just gay....but GREY.

 

[ibill1]

I love this song and I don't give a rat's ass what people think. lol

I love these lyrics. They're so sweet:

The only thing that I wanna hear is that you love me still
and that you think you'll be comin' home real soon

Cool. I love this song too. Actually, the whole album is great. Reminds me of Steve and I in our disco club dancing days in the late 70's and early 80's. Both of us shirtless, sweaty, with bodies of death dancing til we shut the place down. Ah, I miss him and those days, thanks for reminding me, Elvin.

 

[freefall]

I find Madonna's Bedtime Story PV superb, cool, and attractive, especially at the part she had her eyes and mouth changed position Most people who know the song say it's icky and terrifying.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSaFgAwnRSc&ob=av2e[/ame]

 

[GM1985]

I've had Grey hair since I was in high school and have started seeing ones in my facial hair and body hair :S

 

[Lefty]

Okay, so my hair has started turning a bit the past few months and my beard

could be on grandpas grandpa. But hey, I still pay full rate at the barbershop

...no reduced rate for reduced labor....haha its still there.

 

[Lefty]

^ at least they only said you were to grumpy looking

me they said dumpy looking and too stumpy....

 

[Mr-Pickles]

I used to know the lyrics to every Britney Spears song

 

[nbluth]

I once auditioned to be in gay porn... and did not get hired.

What exactly does one have to do to audition for a gay porn? I've never really looked into it.


But you can star in my gay porn anytime


Anyway I thought of one: many years ago (I was probably in middle school) I stayed the night at a friend's house. We found his dad's dirty magazines and there was a really hot guy in one of them. In the middle of the night I snuck out of the room and got the magazine and to the guy. Another time, maybe a year later, we found his parents stash of sex toys, including one of these:

I faked sick and while my friends were playing outside I went in his parents bathroom and used it while looking at the very same magazine. I used a condom because I didn't consider myself gay yet and I felt gross touching something his dad's penis had touched.

 

[boxerdudeuk]

at a press conference a few years ago, out of nowhere i had a sneezing fit of about 5 fast ones in a row while i was answering questions. all the media outlets who picked up the story didn't air that particular bit, thankfully. i only embarrassed myself in front of a couple hundred people as opposed to a couple million.

 

[Lefty]

Boxie,

Sneezing isn't embarrassing....at least not until you blow snot out on everybody

within 10 feet and realize the sneezing fit caused a lumpy fart.

Now, that could be a tad embarassing as well as messy eh?

 

[FPNY]

I mimic Barbara Streisands dancing and singing as she walks down the stairs in the restaurant scene in Hello Dolly.