Military Men/Men in (and out) of Uniform

[Sniffademskidz]

There's only so much a Coldstream guard can take before he gives you seven inches of his cold steel......or seven inches of something hot if you're lucky!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Now that we have passed the 25 year anniversary of allowing gay men and women into the armed services there really ought to be more recruitment literature featuring photos like this!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If he were the captain of the Titanic and the ship was about to slide down into the freezing cold water and disappear i would have no hesitstion in pulling his trousers down and shagging the arse off him!

What would i have to lose!?

I wonder how many people took advantage of a final screw on deck before the ship went down!

Never saw that in the film!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"When I told you to bring a six pack soldier I meant beer!

Still it's a pity to waste what you have brought!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The 11th Hussars regiment was nicknaned "the Cherrybums!"

One is bemused by the origin!

Were young officers straight out of Sandhurst regularly spanked by their superiors or did colonels go the extra mile amd take their cherries too!?

 

[snakeeater1]

He seems to have a bit of a problem with the front of his pants! I could help him with that!….LOL

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Is that the fire service!?

This is an emergency!

Can you cum immediately!?

There's a fire in my underpants!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I understand your wife has had ten pregnancies in the space of sixteen years!

Yep! I was known as Able Seaman Sprayer with very able semen!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If the government wants to encourage men to work in the prison service it really needs to slip more photos like this into its recruitment literature!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The prison barber not only gets to give these guys a close shave but he'll even go the extra mile and offer to shave their dirty smelly pucker holes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Mustn't forget recruitment poster for the police!

 

[AngelicSlut]

Well he's a man in uniform after all!

"Hey Father how about you give me absolution if I offer to wash your dirty socks and pants for the next month!"

One of my biggest fantasies is to have dirty sex with a man of God!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One of my biggest fantasies is to have dirty sex with a man of God!

Could be your lucky day then as two vicars from different churches pitch up at your house at the same time!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"If that's your idea of camouflage it's fucking pathetic mate!

There's just enough there to cover your todger......big boy!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-We'll see you upstairs in about five minutes then!

-I'm not sure Sir! My arse is still sore from last night!

-Nonsense man! Close your eyes and think of England! After all It's all for the glory of the regiment!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If one kiss from Prince Charming could bring Snow White back to life just think what effect a blow job could have on this AI image!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-I say Quint I understand that your arse is becoming somewhat sought after in the Officers' Mess!

-Yes indeed Carruthers and ever since I started playing Polo I have acquired the nickname of:

"The Quint with the hole!"

"What jolly japes old man!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"The time it would take to get him out of that uniform.....well nobody could blame you for getting a case of the droops!

Alternatively you could rip the seat out of his trousers and fuck him in all his regalia!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey soldier you may be the dog's bollocks but if we make a move on you the dog will have our bollocks!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey honey I'm home and I have a package of goodies for you!"