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Muff Diving

elvin1 said:
Oh hells yer...! I'm getting my buzz on today....LOL
But I can't divulge....LOL
You and Jake? Shacking up?
LOL
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you could say we're closer than "two peas in a pod" but...marvtha won't live in sin![-X

was hoping that the general would ask me for my hand..errrrr.... and a few other appendages....in marriage, but like ned nickerson and johnny angel....marvthas scared him off!:(
 
JakeBequette said:
I know what she looks like. Now no more lice comb or needing blood clots combed out​
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yea well marvtha don't look like that...but i am bald...| ....no more mornings spent with cindy combin out the clots

oh she's combing out the clots and i soon will have the trots
but that is what i get because i'm drunk as shit!
 
marvtha said:
you could say we're closer than "two peas in a pod" but...marvtha won't live in sin![-X

was hoping that the general would ask me for my hand..errrrr.... and a few other appendages....in marriage, but like ned nickerson and johnny angel....marvthas scared him off!:(
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Dont' worry Marvtha! You haven't scared anyone off. They just fainted and are "under" your spell. I told you not to make that potion so strong!
 
gmoney said:
Dont' worry Marvtha! You haven't scared anyone off. They just fainted and are "under" your spell. I told you not to make that potion so strong!
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gmo you ol' ho mo you!

man marvtha is really wasted!

where am i????
 
Come on guys, help me surround it and this can be over in a moment - you don't have to watch, i'll do all the nasty stuff and she'll never bother us again...:cool:

Back to the 'Dark Place' for you Marvtha! :badgrin:
 
Nonimus said:
Come on guys, help me surround it and this can be over in a moment - you don't have to watch, i'll do all the nasty stuff and she'll never bother us again...:cool:

Back to the 'Dark Place' for you Marvtha! :badgrin:
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what you drinkin? i see booze monisus..|
 
pssssst guys you ever get so drunk that you shit yourselves?:eek:
well marvtha did long about an hour ago!

i wasn't wearin any underthings cause i was diddlin myself.
you guys ever diddle your pickles on here? there's some hottie mens!:p
anyhoo the shit has ran onto the carpet and it's startin to smell and even though tiger has ate most of it i don't think alice will be too happy with cleaning up marvtha's mess so.......... I GOTTA FUCKIN GO!
 
Nonimus said:
I can wait Marvtha....I can wait.....:badgrin:
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marvtha declined her usual morning mimosa so as to remain lucid...for a few minutes anyway!(!w!)

marvtha have a few brain cells left nonimus a.k.a. SUMINON!:help:

OH something clicked in that ol' gray matter and marvtha remembered and realized your true identity!

would you like to tell the good people of jub about the time you kidnapped a then teen-aged marvtha and brought her to the Facility a.k.a. the DARK PLACE!:eek:

Or the sick tests you performed on poor marvtha's nubile flesh![-X SICK BASTARD!

trying to lure marvtha into your trap with your pictures of booze![-X you've failed miserably suminon! maybe if you did your research you would've used a box of wine to lure!?

i have notified the "scientists" that you are on to me but you will NEVER capture me again.
marvtha is a wonder to be studied...NO...admired in awe but NEVER dissected like some common frog![-X :grrr:

marvtha may still carry the physical scars from your testing but thanks to intensive therapy, numerous meds, oceans of booze and sick promiscuous sex......the nightmares ceased years ago!

i will NEVER go back to the DARK PLACE and my friends at JUB won't be your little henchmen either![-X

it all makes since to me now.....i see you have brainwashed queen aggravian into trying to help you in your sick ploy. my step-sister has always been gullible and jealous of her mother's love for me so it doesn't surprise me. yes queen aggravian is marvtha's step-sister!

suminon...you will NEVER have my love nor my body to cut on![-X

SHOOOOOO:grrr:
 
agj25us said:
I THINK elvin1 knows Marvtha better than we think!!!! As a matter of fact I think they are old friends - just guessing!!!!:rolleyes:
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PSSSSST
blondie they are out to get me! suminon has discovered my where abouts.
some jubber's CANNOT be trusted![-X
i've asked for the help of my angels..jill, sabrina, kris & kelly but can use all the help i can get!:-$

i'll explain our findings later. this has been going on since day one...clues clues but marvtha was too fucked up to realize!

i'm trying to remain sober but ....tempted.

i'm scared blondie.
they are out to kill me this time!!!!:help: :eek:
 
If Gruntfuttuking hadn't been outlaw'd by them damned Europeans your head would be on my wall Marvtha, and your organs in the pickle jars - just as i'd requested.

The Dark Place is not the same without you Marvtha. They don't know you like i do.
 
marvtha don't know where to start?!:confused:

the angels and i have searched posts for clues and our findings were incredible and frightening! :eek:

marvtha has remained sober and may have to leave my home and remain safely hidden under the 'scientists' protection!

i'm not sure who to trust but will not let paranoia destroy me![-X

i'm positive i can trust kyyle...he was actually with marvtha the night of the 'barney' incident so had every chance to capture me. same goes for vannie...i think he just likes it kinky and wanted marvtha's finger up his bunkie!:p
chance was in san fran the night in question....chance.....where's my damn booze?:grrr:
elvis was raving that night but always declines marvtha's invitations. which if he wanted to ensnare me he would accept my nights of drunkeness and booze to capture me.....or maybe he just doesn't like to party??? :confused: the fact that he replied to the "i miss nonimus" thread scares me but he is in almost every thread on jub so i'm 99% sure i can rule him out!(*8*) no offense elvis but you always look like you're in pain so i thought maybe suminon was torturing you for information!:confused: :twisted:

jakie b......i know you have my back(*8*) and this is the angels wanting answers not me but what were you selling tickets to on the "pearls" thread?
rationalunacy...definetely cohort of suminon....not to be trusted![-X :help:

donnykabobs.....he just looks shady like unabomber:help: and was asking about what meds i was on? a lot of questions he asks![-X

hojo you know i've come to love you but i think you know more than what you are letting on!!! you sent marvtha the pearls...shiny things!:eek:
marvtha's fear of shiny things.....needles, scapels, steel tables came from time spent at the DARK PLACE!
we're you trying to warn me???

these are a few questions we have but what we found in the portraits and the marvtha lisa poem in the 'PEARLS" thread made marvtha piss her pants!!!:eek: :help: !oops!

one of the jubbers is definetely in cahoots with suminon to kill marvtha!(*U*)

i need a drink and take another pill...marvtha way too frazzled about what im about to reveal!!
 
I was selling tickets to see you Marvtha, because you're so beautiful. I was going to spend the money to buy you that necklace from Titanic but then I remembered that old bitch threw it in the ocean.​
 
Marvtha! You know you can trust me! Haven't I always had your back? Nows have a little drink on me and lets get happy together!(UU)
 
elvin1 said:
Ummm, NO! You are not leaving!
What's this about marvtha? You know we all love you and wanna make babies with you....BTW, You forgot Jakeys....Look at your list...:p
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Fuck Jakeys. Where's Elvin1on that list?
 
JakeBequette said:
I was selling tickets to see you Marvtha, because you're so beautiful. I was going to spend the money to buy you that necklace from Titanic but then I remembered that old bitch threw it in the ocean.​
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i'm sure i can believe you(*8*)
suminon got me so paranoid...don't let him know though!:-$

the mail man came today and i threw my birkenstock at him thinking it was hanchman![-X

if you would have said circus i would shit my pants because i think the circus is involved in the DARK PLACE!

WHEW!:D that's a relief jakie b!:kiss:
 
cynicus said:
Fuck Jakeys. Where's Elvin1on that list?
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elvis is #1 on list. can you be trusted?
do you have marvtha's back?
see i'm questioning everyone
DAMN YOU SUMINON!:grrr: :mad:
 
gmoney said:
Marvtha! You know you can trust me! Haven't I always had your back? Nows have a little drink on me and lets get happy together!(UU)
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thanks for the "chill"...(*8*) i needed it! marvtha bent outta shape like game of twister with contortionists!

i'm sure you're not a hanchman g mo! (*8*)
 
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