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Muff Diving

marvtha said:
i hear you g mo!(*8*)
marvtha need your help getting me out of the facility!

not sure but i think one of the scientists..steve...might be one of you gays!
he let me borrow he's IPOD and it is nothing but madonna, britney, christina, abba, etc,
is this a sign?:confused:

anyhoo...... i'll tell him i seen someone lurking around front door and then you can lure him away from door....promise blow job or something!..|

you in? marvtha feel like i can trust you!:kiss:
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That's not his Ipod, Marvtha! He stole it from Jakey! (Damn Bastard!) And removed his porn and loaded all that shit in it, OMG! I have to come fast; I see we don't have much time! I'm at the front door now.

And don't forget your promise! I have some of Elvin's dance clothes so we can disguise you and get the bejeesus out of here. Are ya with me?
 
Nonimus said:
Marcade! - STAND BACK! - this momentary lapse of apparent normality is a trap - Marvtha needs a true human hostage - her paranoia is getting out of control - The Fainsgrumit she drinks is a mild narcotic, keeping her lulled....
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i have maybe taken a victim (never a hostage) in my day but i like to call them .......'lovers'!:p
believe it or not.....some 'cum' willing!:p



DO NOT BELIEVE SUMINON![-X

fainsgrumit? marvtha like two-buck chuck....cheap but gits r done!

you are delusional...SHOOOOO:grrr:
 
gmoney said:
That's not his Ipod, Marvtha! He stole it from Jakey! (Damn Bastard!) And removed his porn and loaded all that shit in it, OMG! I have to come fast; I see we don't have much time! I'm at the front door now.

And don't forget your promise! I have some of Elvin's dance clothes so we can disguise you and get the bejeesus out of here. Are ya with me?
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thank you(*8*) ...HURRY G MO!!!!!!!
 
marvtha said:
SHIT! i should've known!!!
YOU of all people!

i unscrambled the letters SUMINON LIFS!:help:

P.S. you spelled 'lives' wrong:confused:

you even look like henchman!
and marvtha had you on her friends list!#-o [-X :grrr:

go back to your butt buddy suminon and tell him I AM NOT AFRAID!


I AN MARVTHA...HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!!
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Now, Marvtha. Let's not be hostile. You have nothing to worry about. Sunimon and I are working on your behalf. We really do know what's best. :cool:
 
JakeBequette said:
Hi Marvtha ​
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JAKIE!(*8*)

thanks to g mo marvtha home safe with box of wine already half gone!!oops!

you should've seen g mo in those assless chaps...nice tushy by the way!(!)

he lured steve the scientists behind a tree and marvtha high-tailed it out of there!:gogirl: thank god i didn't even need elvis' 'dance' clothes...man they were gaudy!!! [-X :eek:


i see g mo isn't back yet!:confused:
maybe the two lovebirds went clubbing at the manhole bar or something!? i just asked him to blow him but....love comes unexpectedly!

isn't it great how everybody lives in same town!;)

anyway jakie b. martha did the old lump under the covers thing so the scientists will think i am sleeping. it should give me a night of sleeping (passing out) in my own bed! marvtha homesick!

tomorrow when they come knocking on my door I'll plead with them to let me stay home!..|

OH...i got your IPOD!..| how did steve get it anyways????:confused:

just an idea but ...get some slayer on there man!..|

well marvtha got a lot of drinking to catch up on!


thanks for having my back!:kiss:
sinfulsimon is cohort of suminon...BEWARE of him!!!:help:

(*8*) marvtha (morticia;) )

isn't marvtha pretty when all dolled up!?!:cool:
 
sinfulsimon said:
Now, Marvtha. Let's not be hostile. You have nothing to worry about. Sunimon and I are working on your behalf. We really do know what's best. :cool:
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who are you? this is morticia. i'm not HOSTILE!:grrr:

damn you...LEAVE marvtha..er....i mean morticia alone.

i'm safe with the scientists so don't even try anything!


JAKIE HELP!:help: :eek:
 
marvtha said:
who are you? this is morticia. i'm not HOSTILE!:grrr:

damn you...LEAVE marvtha..er....i mean morticia alone.

i'm safe with the scientists so don't even try anything!


JAKIE HELP!:help: :eek:
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Morticia, Gomez is here with me. He says to tell you that everything is okay.
 
hi my gays!(*8*)

thanks for putting up with marvtha's ordeals!!!:kiss:
and thanks especially to g mo!(*8*)
p.s. are you and steve shackin up now or what? WHERE ARE YOU!?!:confused:

anyhoo...the scientists put marvtha on a new paranoia med yesterday and it is workin...i'm queer and i have no fear!..| well i licked lips once..does that count?!oops!

i'm focused now...well for about another hour anyway:-$ and with the help of cagney& lacey.....the angels were always bickering and workin marvtha's last nerve so i fired them!..|
anyhoo cag & lac think...and i agree...that the circus carnies picked up on ned's psychic abilities and zelda lured him into her fat then they put his special gift to use as a circus fortune teller.
marvtha don't think uncle ned out to hurt me but rather help me understand something.

p.s. why are psychics so damn cryptic????:grrr: " i'm seeing a man who's name start with the letter g...or b..or c!:confused: SPILL IT ALREADY DAMNIT!!!](*,)

ANYWAY...THANK YOU UNCLE NED...I LOVE YOU BUT NOT IN THAT WAY ANYMORE![-X :eek: PLEASE TALK TO ME!:help:

see jubbers marvin my papa had 3 brothers. the only one he was close to was uncle sal who was older and had some sort of hold over papa. i'm sure if papa knew about his parlor tricks with little marvtha he would've hated him![-X marvtha hasn't seen him since papa died!

uncle guido is younger and was an angry violent man. i think papa was scared of him? i never met him that i can recall and i'm unsure of his where abouts? mama hasn't a clue either!
then there was the baby...uncle ned!

UNCLE NED PLEASE TALK TO ME!:(

and hotjock 'hojo" you never answered me about sending me the pearls. was it a clue...warning?

and who is johnny angel that sent portrait of venus?

still unanswered questions!

it's saturday though and marvtha is locking myself in basement with my boxes of wine and getting DRUNK!!!!!!
the scientists will just have to stand guard outside!:p

much love marvtha
 
sinfulsimon said:
Morticia, Gomez is here with me. He says to tell you that everything is okay.
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'you rang?"
uh... why don't you take 'thing' and shove him up gomez' hairy ass!:badgrin:

marvtha not scared of you anymore so don't try and act like you are out to help me![-X

if you want to help me send a delivery man to my house with a case of wine...that would be big help;)

NOW SHOOOOOOOOOO:mad:
 
marvtha said:
'you rang?"
uh... why don't you take 'thing' and shove him up gomez' hairy ass!:badgrin:

marvtha not scared of you anymore so don't try and act like you are out to help me![-X

if you want to help me send a delivery man to my house with a case of wine...that would be big help;)

NOW SHOOOOOOOOOO:mad:
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The wine is one the way. For some reason I assumed you'd like manischewitz. :kiss:
 
marvtha said:
JAKIE!(*8*)

thanks to g mo marvtha home safe with box of wine already half gone!!oops!

you should've seen g mo in those assless chaps...nice tushy by the way!(!)

he lured steve the scientists behind a tree and marvtha high-tailed it out of there!:gogirl: thank god i didn't even need elvis' 'dance' clothes...man they were gaudy!!! [-X :eek:


i see g mo isn't back yet!:confused:
maybe the two lovebirds went clubbing at the manhole bar or something!? i just asked him to blow him but....love comes unexpectedly!

isn't it great how everybody lives in same town!;)

anyway jakie b. martha did the old lump under the covers thing so the scientists will think i am sleeping. it should give me a night of sleeping (passing out) in my own bed! marvtha homesick!

tomorrow when they come knocking on my door I'll plead with them to let me stay home!..|

OH...i got your IPOD!..| how did steve get it anyways????:confused:

just an idea but ...get some slayer on there man!..|

well marvtha got a lot of drinking to catch up on!


thanks for having my back!:kiss:
sinfulsimon is cohort of suminon...BEWARE of him!!!:help:

(*8*) marvtha (morticia;) )

isn't marvtha pretty when all dolled up!?!:cool:
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G mo is as pretty good guy but you have to watch him. He's very reliable until you put a penis in front of his face then he acts like a cat in heat.​





marvtha said:
who are you? this is morticia. i'm not HOSTILE!:grrr:

damn you...LEAVE marvtha..er....i mean morticia alone.

i'm safe with the scientists so don't even try anything!


JAKIE HELP!:help: :eek:
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Be careful with Simon! He said he was working with Suminon! DON'T DRINK HIS WINE IT'S A TRICK!!!​
 
sinfulsimon said:
The wine is one the way. For some reason I assumed you'd like manischewitz. :kiss:
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two buck chuck is my wine of choice but i never refuse a gift so....i accept the manischewitz......that's kosher by me!..|

you assume marvtha jewish....why?

is your pickle circumcisized?
marvtha gave an uncircumcized man a blow job once! the head cheese trapped in foreskin had a distinctive flavor and probably wouldn't have been half bad spread on a ritz!..| hush about that one!:-$

why are you being nice to me sin?

what's your angle?

the scientists will be checking out the delivery boy thoroughly...especially if steve is back by then!;) i hope he isn't a henchman because they WILL send him to me and that will be MOST unpleasant for him!

i still don't trust you but thanks for the kosher vino!..|
 
jakie b!(*8*) sin is sending over some jew wine...you don't think i should trust him!

marvtha thirsty though!

marvtha about tapped out on the two buck chucks!:cry:

been doing a lot of thinking which isn't easy for mrvtha!:(
 
marvtha said:
jakie b!(*8*) sin is sending over some jew wine...you don't think i should trust him!

marvtha thirsty though!

marvtha about tapped out on the two buck chucks!:cry:

been doing a lot of thinking which isn't easy for mrvtha!:(
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Marvtha don't accept anything from simon! He's a tricky little bitch and he's trying to take you down. Tell me what you like and I'll get enough for you to drown an elephant in, but don't take simons!​
 
Nonimus said:
Take the wine Marvtha, take it and drink it. Drink deeply. :badgrin:
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first i'll have one of the scientists drink it!..|
pssst...i really don't care for them anyway...TOO boring...like sticks are up their asses!

how do you know uncle sal? "sumy you got some splainin to do!"[-X
 
JakeBequette said:
Marvtha don't accept anything from simon! He's a tricky little bitch and he's trying to take you down. Tell me what you like and I'll get enough for you to drown an elephant in, but don't take simons!​
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you are a sweety jakie b!(*8*)

marvtha like two buck chucks..it costs well two bucks. marvtha will pay you back!

what if the jew wine is good? marvtha just finished last dribble of vino.
how soon can ya get here?
marvtha thirsty jakie b!!!:cry:
 
marvtha said:
you are a sweety jakie b!(*8*)

marvtha like two buck chucks..it costs well two bucks. marvtha will pay you back!

what if the jew wine is good? marvtha just finished last dribble of vino.
how soon can ya get here?
marvtha thirsty jakie b!!!:cry:
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It is on the way right now, I gave it to Frodo and his wife Sam and they're coming! 30 minutes!​
 
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