So many things to go in on... where to start? Oh okay, the obvious.
I don't know why people like heavy metal.
It is just noise.
I will present to you an instrumental and a vocal song. If you still think it's
all noise, there is no helping you(though I know that already - i'm just shooting into the sky hoping a cloud bleeds):
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4mbeVHtzwE"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4mbeVHtzwE[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKGn_jsPB-M"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKGn_jsPB-M[/ame]
I don't get Flava Flave or Eminem. Eminem sounds like an annoying mosquito that needs to be squashed. Flava Flave is 10 miles of ugly and no talent.
Flavor Flav is a hype man - not a musician. Yes, there is a difference - he is there to make the other two guys look better by comparison. He succeeds at EVERY turn.
Eminem, despite being a homophobe, is a talented
lyricist. Not a rapper. Souljah Boy is a rapper. 2 Live Crew were rappers. Rakim, Nas, MC Lyte, Rah Diggah - those are lyricists. So when people say I don't like rap, what I hear is "I don't like the popular top 40's urban shit the radio puts out". I can't be mad about that, 99% of it is garbage. But 99.5% of things on most popular radio stations is these days - the rare gems are tucked away, and you get Bieber, Wayne, and others.
Oh, and people saying that rap takes no talent are being ignorant. End of story. It does take real talent to be poetic, to write, to create metaphors that reach beyond your audience. And that whole "what are you whining about? You're rich now" thing is such a copout and can be used for ANY genre(what? you're married now? Better not catch you singing a sad song. what? you believe in the bible? well you better start making christian rock POSER. etc)
She's not the greatest thing in the world, but she's not as horrible as so many people - gay guys especially - make her out to be. And the fact is, in the new world of autotoned bubble heads, someone who actually sings and can play an instrument
well should gain a lot more respect than a fiery redhead island girl who has NEVER, EVER been able to sing live.
She can sing. I don't know what's going on in her life personally, but no one can deny that aspect. I can understand why she's popular - she's a breath of fresh air in the land of skinny mini's whoring it up(or confusing the fuck out of me, Ke$ha and Katy). Oh, and Katy Perry CAN actually sing - watch her Grammy performance from this year. The first half validates that claim. Yeah, it's only one song - but it proves she can go beyond the shit she puts out.
My verdict on him is this - the very first time I saw his video Yonkers, I thought he was trying too hard to be the black Marilyn Manson, and that was verified by the song Bastard. I did give him more of a listen though, and though I really, really hate rap crews and despise the M.O. of skinny jeans wearing proto-hipster era urban kids, he's interesting enough that I don't despise him.
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There are some genres I just can't really get into. Reggaeton is one, but that's because it's very dance-y and that's just not my thing - same with house, electronica, things of that nature. I do not HATE them, and I don't not get why they aren't popular - I just don't venture too deep. And besides, I'm not exactly being reached out to by those markets(arguing about reggaeton to a latino into reggeaton is like arguing about country to a southern person into country - what would I know over you and why would you say anything that isn't starkly loyal?).
I do not like Alien Ant Farm and despise Nickelback. I think, like Creed and Oasis, that they didn't deserve the press they got, and shouldn't continue to have it.
I'm not a fan of J-Lo or Britney Spears, though they both have a song or two I do like(actually, I think they both have two each). Neither are stellar singers, and if one didn't have the acting career she would have gone the way of so many others in that saturated era.
I just don't like Anthrax - of the big 4 of American Thrash, I don't get how they made it over Testament. AT. ALL. I get that they're the frat boys among the fray, but still, at least be good at that. Maybe I just like my thrash a little darker.
I have more, but, wrestling is on.