my bf dont want me workin at da skrip club

[fabulouslyghetto]

But shiiiiiit i got a carnote to pay and his Piggly Wiggly check aint gonna cut it. He tried to stop me from leavin the house tonight but i stripper-kicked him in his johnson and went right on to work at Club Thunderclap.

Long story short i didnt come home last night Imma stay with my coworkers Champagne and Cinnamon til i sort this confusion out.

 

[G-Lexington]

But shiiiiiit i got a [STRIKE]carnote[/STRIKE] "doctor's bill" to pay and his [STRIKE]Piggly Wiggly[/STRIKE] $20 lotto winnings aint gonna cut it. He tried to stop me from leavin the house tonight but i [STRIKE]stripper-kicked him in his johnson[/STRIKE] sat on his face and went right on to work at [STRIKE]Club Thunderclap[/STRIKE] Club Thugs'n'Jugs.

Long story short i didnt come home last night Imma stay with my coworkers [STRIKE]Champagne[/STRIKE] Fanta and [STRIKE]Cinnamon[/STRIKE] Cinnabon i sort this confusion out.

Let's not play coy with the fake names, or try making the truth sound pretty, OK, Carrion Walker?

Lex

 

[MrRochesterNY]

This seems to be the season for ghetto-talking trolls to come out of hibernation. Let's hope for an early winter.

 

[FPNY]

This seems to be the season for ghetto-talking trolls to come out of hibernation. Let's hope for an early winter.

Or a tsunami to wash them all away...Mkay?

At least this is amusing....

 

[bankside]

I'm more of an acrolect man, myself.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

This seems to be the season for ghetto-talking trolls to come out of hibernation. Let's hope for an early winter.

I may be a ghetto, gutter dwelling whore but im not a troll so suck my left titty.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Let's not play coy with the fake names, or try making the truth sound pretty, OK, Carrion Walker?

Lex

I told you bout usin my government name, you know the feds are after me for welfare fraud. I just dont understand why my ebt card cant buy makeup from Target it aint fair.

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

This seems to be the season for ghetto-talking trolls to come out of hibernation. Let's hope for an early winter.

Except he's not the troll that wrote, by far, the most offensive theory i've ever heard about bisexuals since i've joined this site 5 years ago.

I'd like more of him, less of you please.

 

[freefall]

Serves you right for consuming too much peyote

 

[palbert]

I don't for a minute accept as true K_W's post. But I enjoy them, and find her posts far better than posts by others, unnamed, who feign some familial relation.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'd like more of him, less of you please.

Made. My. Fucking. Day.

 

[G-Lexington]

JUBbers who get angry at Ms Walker's posts and their less-than-accurate portrayal of her life probably have also reported me to the moderators for "having indisputable evidence that G-Lex is in fact not a gargoyle."

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I don't for a minute accept as true K_W's post. But I enjoy them, and find her posts far better than posts by others, unnamed, who feign some familial relation.

You dont think i can drop it like its hot and bust it wide open?

 

[DigitalFudge]

This seems to be the season for ghetto-talking trolls to come out of hibernation. Let's hope for an early winter.

WeBadUMad




Clapback

 

[palbert]

You dont think i can drop it like its hot and bust it wide open?

I have no doubts about your ability.

(Lex isn't a gargoyle?)

 

[cron9por]

I may be a ghetto, gutter dwelling whore but im not a troll so suck my left titty.

Oh yeah, they is some sexy stripper moves. Show me them ankles!

 

[bankside]

You dont think i can drop it like its hot and bust it wide open?

his ass looks possessed. and not in a good way. in a "get my umbrella; i think his ass is about to barf pea soup everywhere" way.

 

[FPNY]

JUBbers who get angry at Ms Walker's posts and their less-than-accurate portrayal of her life probably have also reported me to the moderators for "having indisputable evidence that G-Lex is in fact not a gargoyle."

Lex

NEVER... I would never report you, no matter what....

 

[G-Lexington]

It's all lies and skip lander anyway. I'm 100% gargoyle. Ask Christal Mess...I mean Miss Walker. She gave me a lap dance last night for a roll of nickels, and she's tell you I'm a mean green lovin' machine,

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

It's all lies and skip lander anyway. I'm 100% gargoyle. Ask Christal Mess...I mean Miss Walker. She gave me a lap dance last night for a roll of nickels, and she's tell you I'm a mean green lovin' machine,

Lex

You only paid for the first lapdance, you owe me for the other 3 and the bottle of champagne you poured all over me as i danced Mr P Diddy Wannabe. Dont make me send Big Luther after you. Better yet i can handle you myself i will stripper-kick you in the throat.