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Oh yeah, they is some sexy stripper moves. Show me them ankles!
The first ankle's always free
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Oh yeah, they is some sexy stripper moves. Show me them ankles!
You only paid for the first lapdance, you owe me for the other 3 and the bottle of champagne you poured all over me as i danced Mr P Diddy Wannabe. Dont make me send Big Luther after you.Better yet i can handle you myself i will stripper-kick you in the throat.
Walking near my chair and flapping your cheeks at me for three seconds is not a "lap dance", not even in that cave of spunk and desperation you call a place of employment. And it especially doesn't count when your music of choice is by the Jonas Brothers. And for the record, that was sparkling wine I poured on you, not champagne. Champagne is made from a specific vintage grape in the Champagne region of France. What I poured on you was essentially 7-Up in a glass bottle. But I'm guessing it was the closest thing to a shower your stanky ass has seen since the Clinton administration. Consider that your tip on top of the nickel roll.
And I fully expect Big Luther to come after me. Once I saw what a dead end you were, I skipped out, ran into Big Luther, sweet-talked him for a bit, then took him into the security office. For the record, he's more like More-Or-Less-Average Luther, but he works it well, and his ass was hot as hell and really tight. Unlike yours, Miss Thing, which sees more traffic than Amazon.com in December.
Lex

seriously speaking, sometimes i wonder who is male or female in here. is karen walker a man or a woman? same thing for that girl. is that girl a he or a she? sometimes, i think that there's women in here posing as men to be funny or trying to collect dick pics or try to lure one of us into a vagina or something, since there are girls that are into guys that like guys.![]()
The first ankle's always free![]()

seriously speaking, sometimes i wonder who is male or female in here. is karen walker a man or a woman? same thing for that girl. is that girl a he or a she? sometimes, i think that there's women in here posing as men to be funny or trying to collect dick pics or try to lure one of us into a vagina or something, since there are girls that are into guys that like guys.![]()
Jason™;8062661 said:
KarenWalker = guy. thatgirl = woman.
Hope that cleared up any confusion.
His ass doesn't even jiggle. It's like solid muscle. Just not cutting it, tbh.![]()

Karen did you remember to pick your son up from the pool?
I thought you would have had Rosario take care of those for you![]()
seriously speaking, sometimes i wonder who is male or female in here. is karen walker a man or a woman? same thing for that girl. is that girl a he or a she? sometimes, i think that there's women in here posing as men to be funny or trying to collect dick pics or try to lure one of us into a vagina or something, since there are girls that are into guys that like guys.![]()
Ok im gonna be 100% honest with you. Im a black woman. And im pregnant.
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420 is not only legal but encouraged on most enlightened planets. Plus the strippers and sex workers are a lot more lucid.
Lex
