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my bf dont want me workin at da skrip club

You only paid for the first lapdance, you owe me for the other 3 and the bottle of champagne you poured all over me as i danced Mr P Diddy Wannabe. Dont make me send Big Luther after you. :? Better yet i can handle you myself i will stripper-kick you in the throat.

Walking near my chair and flapping your cheeks at me for three seconds is not a "lap dance", not even in that cave of spunk and desperation you call a place of employment. And it especially doesn't count when your music of choice is by the Jonas Brothers. And for the record, that was sparkling wine I poured on you, not champagne. Champagne is made from a specific vintage grape in the Champagne region of France. What I poured on you was essentially 7-Up in a glass bottle. But I'm guessing it was the closest thing to a shower your stanky ass has seen since the Clinton administration. Consider that your tip on top of the nickel roll.

And I fully expect Big Luther to come after me. Once I saw what a dead end you were, I skipped out, ran into Big Luther, sweet-talked him for a bit, then took him into the security office. For the record, he's more like More-Or-Less-Average Luther, but he works it well, and his ass was hot as hell and really tight. Unlike yours, Miss Thing, which sees more traffic than Amazon.com in December.

Lex
 
Walking near my chair and flapping your cheeks at me for three seconds is not a "lap dance", not even in that cave of spunk and desperation you call a place of employment. And it especially doesn't count when your music of choice is by the Jonas Brothers. And for the record, that was sparkling wine I poured on you, not champagne. Champagne is made from a specific vintage grape in the Champagne region of France. What I poured on you was essentially 7-Up in a glass bottle. But I'm guessing it was the closest thing to a shower your stanky ass has seen since the Clinton administration. Consider that your tip on top of the nickel roll.

And I fully expect Big Luther to come after me. Once I saw what a dead end you were, I skipped out, ran into Big Luther, sweet-talked him for a bit, then took him into the security office. For the record, he's more like More-Or-Less-Average Luther, but he works it well, and his ass was hot as hell and really tight. Unlike yours, Miss Thing, which sees more traffic than Amazon.com in December.

Lex

oh i KNOW she not tryna read me

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Ole stank ass hoe
 
Somewhat off-topic... My hair stylist is actually named Cinnamon. And she's not at all skanky.

I'm not allowed to ask for lap dances with my haircuts any more.
 
seriously speaking, sometimes i wonder who is male or female in here. is karen walker a man or a woman? same thing for that girl. is that girl a he or a she? sometimes, i think that there's women in here posing as men to be funny or trying to collect dick pics or try to lure one of us into a vagina or something, since there are girls that are into guys that like guys. #-o
 
seriously speaking, sometimes i wonder who is male or female in here. is karen walker a man or a woman? same thing for that girl. is that girl a he or a she? sometimes, i think that there's women in here posing as men to be funny or trying to collect dick pics or try to lure one of us into a vagina or something, since there are girls that are into guys that like guys. #-o

Confusing innit?

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seriously speaking, sometimes i wonder who is male or female in here. is karen walker a man or a woman? same thing for that girl. is that girl a he or a she? sometimes, i think that there's women in here posing as men to be funny or trying to collect dick pics or try to lure one of us into a vagina or something, since there are girls that are into guys that like guys. #-o

Ok im gonna be 100% honest with you. Im a black woman. And im pregnant.

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My pimp done beat my ass, cut at my tiddies and roundhouse kick me in da pussy, I can't work up in the clubs no-mo, I think you should know, that I been damaged, TLC on that ass, yas.
 
seriously speaking, sometimes i wonder who is male or female in here. is karen walker a man or a woman? same thing for that girl. is that girl a he or a she? sometimes, i think that there's women in here posing as men to be funny or trying to collect dick pics or try to lure one of us into a vagina or something, since there are girls that are into guys that like guys. #-o

Ok im gonna be 100% honest with you. Im a black woman. And im pregnant.

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So that big thang between your juicy flaps are inflatable clits? :eek:
And didn't you say that foetus was just an imaginary one created by your double personality?

I'm sueing you, bitch! :grrr:
 
^ You'll be sorry for leaving this planet. There ain't no 420 outside of planet earth :lol:
 
420 is not only legal but encouraged on most enlightened planets. Plus the strippers and sex workers are a lot more lucid.

Lex
 
420 is not only legal but encouraged on most enlightened planets. Plus the strippers and sex workers are a lot more lucid.

Lex

I would be onstage droppin it with a bag of funions in one hand and a king size kit kat in the other, happy as hell :lol:
 
Sadly, Kit Kats ARE illegal on most enlightened planets. They know where the real danger is.

Lex
 
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