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agj25us said:
tbonez said:
Go to "edit profile" and near the bottom (3rd from the end) you can re-measure your prong.

THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME FIND MY DICK..........|
(Goof Grief- where did this Thread go.........LOL!!!) :badgrin:
And I see we almost got Moderated.....!oops!
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First, "Goof grief", do you mind If I steal that? I have it all the time but I didn't know it had a name!

Secondly, I've help lots of guys find their dick. Not to mention new and exciting ways to deploy them...it's a free service I offer to a selected few.

Thirdly, I'm puzzled by the thread change thing...How is an Avatar of a turgid, dripping dick not porn (OK for this thread) and a linked picture of a dick "inappropriate"? I don't get it. (Giving me "goof grief")

Finally, on the matter of size: Elvin's cock is allegedly seven and a half inches long, which as he IS elfish (Five foot five inches?), would be freakishly long......It must drag in the dirt when he goes commando. His height to dick-size ratio is has him in superstar territory! BTW I say "allegedly" because, despite all his cock-teasing I have never seen his beast of burden.

Hey Elvin, now that you have talked the talk, show us your tongue depressor! I'll say ahhhhhhhhh. Bet you could massage my tonsils for me!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Too bad I can't go back now and edit my Goof Grief!!!!
I would like to take you up on your free service.....
Is any dick inappropriate?
I really think elvin just needs to show us the whole package head to toe to see what size he REALLY is and how dwarfish is would look - don't you agree tbonez?



tbonez said:
agj25us said:
First, "Goof grief", do you mind If I steal that? I have it all the time but I didn't know it had a name!

Secondly, I've help lots of guys find their dick. Not to mention new and exciting ways to deploy them...it's a free service I offer to a selected few.

Thirdly, I'm puzzled by the thread change thing...How is an Avatar of a turgid, dripping dick not porn (OK for this thread) and a linked picture of a dick "inappropriate"? I don't get it. (Giving me "goof grief")

Finally, on the matter of size: Elvin's cock is allegedly seven and a half inches long, which as he IS elfish (Five foot five inches?), would be freakishly long......It must drag in the dirt when he goes commando. His height to dick-size ratio is has him in superstar territory! BTW I say "allegedly" because, despite all his cock-teasing I have never seen his beast of burden.

Hey Elvin, now that you have talked the talk, show us your tongue depressor! I'll say ahhhhhhhhh. Bet you could massage my tonsils for me!
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elvin1 said:
LOL....I'm 5'9". I doubt that makes me a dwarf. About the 7 1/2....not allegedly. That is a fact........:p
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Take those high heels off Elvin and slap a pair of these on - that should stop you seeing double
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elvin1 said:
LOL....I'm 5'9". I doubt that makes me a dwarf. About the 7 1/2....not allegedly. That is a fact........:p
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OK, but I didn't say a dwarf...'Elf', albeit a tallish elf. Anyone under 5'10" is a shrimpkin to me...All the better to toss you around.

As for your "fact", no dear, it is merely a claim...and an unsubstantiated one at that. A fact requires independent confirmation, I'm quite happy to oblige, as I've said.

I could claim that my dick is 7.5"...but I'd be lying. Either that or the dick bugler struck in the night and stole the end of it.:badgrin:
 
tbonez said:
Either that or the dick bugler struck in the night and stole the end of it.:badgrin:
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Now wouldn't a dick bugler be blowin' your dick rather than stealing it?

But Elvin everything else tbonez said makes perfect sense

awaiting your reponse "winky dink":badgrin:
 
marcde said:
Now wouldn't a dick bugler be blowin' your dick rather than stealing it?

But Elvin everything else tbonez said makes perfect sense

awaiting your reponse "winky dink":badgrin:
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I'm thinking "winky dink" even sounds like an elvish name!

I think you are totally exaggerating BTW...You've added 2" AT LEAST...

You're only 5'7"! (Fess up!)

(*grinz*)
 
elvin1 said:
LOL....How about you guys....? Are you too scared to say?:p
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NOT at all my friend - I'm 5'10", I have big balls, my dick is uncut and 7 inches - and is VERY THICK....
Is there anything else you require WINKY DINK LMFAO!!
 
elvin1 said:
Yeah, Tbonez's and Marcde's....:lol:
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Let's put it this way...I'm 6'3 skinny and Irish. You do the math.

I actually never measure the length of my cock until a few months ago... didn't know where I was supposed to measure 'from'. Now I know and I haven't stopped smiling since. You'd have a 'smile' too but it would just be the lock-jaw.

To answer your question Elvin, your bokken wouldn't touch my Schwert.

If you want specifics you are just going to have to fish it out of my 501's, fluff it up and measure it for yourself.
 
elvin1 said:
LOL................OMG...............LOL:lol:

Aren't we supposed to be looking for a dick?:confused: :lol:
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I stopped looking. I've found one...

Now come over here and stop playing hard-to-get. I have a new game. It's called "Bonez the impaler".

You get to be meat on my skewer!

Actually, I'll settle for a hand job for a first date. You get to use both hands.

Do a good job and I'll make you some breakfast. How do you feel about one of theses protein 'shakes'? Banana?:eek:
 
tbonez said:
The jerking-off just isn't cutting it...but it's bruising something.

Seriously, can you get calluses on your cock? Cause I'm thinking that's going to happen soon if it's even a possibility. Has anyone ever heard of getting calluses on your knob? (I'm really wonderin' about this.
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Well dayyum. If a hottie like you can't get laid there is no hope for me. :cry:
 
YES elvin1 my friend....I found it!!!
It is happy, well and alive!
How's yours?:badgrin:
 
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