My Dick

[tbonez]

Elvin is famous...What, with his "winky dink and you magic kit"

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005UO7I?v=glance

Comes with his own winky dink video (yum yum!), PLASTIC SHEETS, and crayons(??)

 

[marcde]

I knew there was something about you Marc......I couldn't put my finger on it....

From the sound of it Elvin your finger would be more satisfying

 

[tbonez]

LOL................OMG...............LOL

Aren't we supposed to be looking for a dick?

I stopped looking. I've found one...

Now come over here and stop playing hard-to-get. I have a new game. It's called "Bonez the impaler".

You get to be meat on my skewer!

Actually, I'll settle for a hand job for a first date. You get to use both hands.

Do a good job and I'll make you some breakfast. How do you feel about one of theses protein 'shakes'? Banana?

 

[tbonez]

You guys are killing me......I'm getting it left and right.

I thought you'd like being double-dicked?

 

[tbonez]

Elvin's winky dink....

 

[MidnightPrism]

The jerking-off just isn't cutting it...but it's bruising something.

Seriously, can you get calluses on your cock? Cause I'm thinking that's going to happen soon if it's even a possibility. Has anyone ever heard of getting calluses on your knob? (I'm really wonderin' about this.

Well dayyum. If a hottie like you can't get laid there is no hope for me.

 

[agj25us]

YES elvin1 my friend....I found it!!!
It is happy, well and alive!
How's yours?