Oh God what in the last post muddied things? (I suppose I should just state plainly that I was venting here, not actually considering letting the male version of Gisele Bundchen take up residence in my home--I think I'm sexy, but hells naw.)
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Wait if i read all the words in the right order and shit, you are the one texting sexi thoughts all day with the vapid racist asshat intern?
Oh God what in the last post muddied things? (I suppose I should just state plainly that I was venting here, not actually considering letting the male version of Gisele Bundchen take up residence in my home--I think I'm sexy, but hells naw.)
Knew this was a troll post.
How exactly is this trolling? Do you have an eccentric understanding of what the word means?
The boyfriend thing was humor. I think they are only friends. I just dislike the kid outside of the bedroom. Nor is he a threat in terms of the survival of my marriage---we both come from stock that breeds for life---even in instances where separation of room and board might have been for the best. Marriage isn't just the pleasant bits.
1. There is a boy.
2. My husband and I have had sex with this boy before.
3. I regularly sext with this boy.
4. This boy has a shit personality.
5. Logan and this boy have a very flirtatious relationship, independent of anything involving me and either of them.
6. Despite my representation of them as having oral sex eight times a day, I do not think they've ever messed around without me.
7. The boy's parents are no longer paying his rent.
8. My husband wants to move him into our home.
9. I am opposed to this for various reasons listed here.
10. I was venting and attempting to be cute/funny while doing so.
Doesn't really seem that confusing to me, but it's my life, so were I confused about it, I'd have a more pressing set of issues than this to work out.
I think the way you presented was very confusing.
While I think it's a terrible idea for him to move in...why is their flirtation an issue when you sext this guy daily?
And why is he still in your life if you hate his personality?
I think I explicitly said there flirting was not an issue per se (see OP). The issue would be with the kind of proximity that would flow from him being in my home. I'm pretty sure he's actually more into me, as hard as that may be to imagine, lol, than he is into Logan--they are both mostly bottoms--I, despite my face, am not.
As for why he's in my life I think a) he's become Logan's best local friend. b) I get weak in the knees over pale blonde boys with watered down Southern accents--ie, he's fucking hot.
THERE? I made that fucking illiterate ass typo. I now want to die.
a Jack Russell terrier
Yes. I think the dog is an inoculation against babies before we are thirty five and against adopting stray adult humans. The boy has a maternal instinct that our indifferent cat does not allow him to fully exercise.You might have spent less energy on the douchey manchild.
If anyone actually remembers this or paid any kind of attention to it I should offer the resolution of this non-controversy. The young man found a roommate and did not vacate his habitation. Logan now wants a Jack Russell terrier or a baby human--I will most likely capitulate on the Jack Russell.
If anyone actually remembers this or paid any kind of attention to it I should offer the resolution of this non-controversy. The young man found a roommate and did not vacate his habitation. Logan now wants a Jack Russell terrier or a baby human--I will most likely capitulate on the Jack Russell.
