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My Mother Always Told Me...

If the opinions of someone else might make You pause, or change Your mind, take the time to Think, again! ..|

Never hide Your "Light" under a Bushel (basket)! :hurray:(!w!)

I wish I would have Listened!! #-o](*,)

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz ;)
 
My mother, God rest her soul, always told me to take a shower/bath and to put on clean underwear before I left the house in case of an accident ..
She also told me to always be kind to the elderly as I would be elderly someday ...
Then there was ... Always use proper manners etc ... and others that I cannot remember at this time ..
 
My Mom once called me a son of a bitch.....??? I laughed and said she would know. :D
 
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

but, under what circumstances would she say this to you?

When I asked her to do something for me or wait on me.
Usually followed by "Get it yourself." or "Do it yourself." - I should've included that.!oops!
 
Eat your crusts!

Sit up straight!

Don't talk with yer mouth full!

Go fetch yer sister!

Leave yer willy alone!!
 
Frankly, my mother is quite notorious. It wouldn't be polite to tell you what she always tells me.
 
The wisdom of a Sicilian woman knows no bounds.......
  • put on a fresh pair of underwear everyday
  • wash your hands after you blow your nose
  • never eat the last piece or portion of any food on the table (it's impolite...this is what we used to call Politica degli Siciliani or Sicilian Politics, at our house)
  • If the last piece is offered to you, and nobody else wants it, then it's okay to eat it.
  • always sort laundry by whites, light colors, dark colors, and towels.
  • say your prayers each night
  • always kiss your relatives when you see them (unless you or they have colds)
  • Sunday is family day, don't make any social plans...
  • always vote Democrat (she was always a loyal Democrat)
  • FDR was the greatest US President
  • The first is the worst, the last is the best (what she would always tell me when I would get down about losing something)
There were many more little things like that. Not a day goes by that I don't think of one of her little lessons in life. And not a day goes by that I do not miss her.
 
I also got the "clean underwear" thing from Mom ... "just in case". ..|

What wasn't seemed to be grasped was ... if I did have an accident (or "something" happened) ... the odds were pretty high that I'd "soil" them, anyway!! #-o :slap:

Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz ;)
 
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