Joshua_me
IntoxicatedwithHunkiness
Specifically my two lower molars on my left side.
Holy Flurking Shnitt ! My entire face hurts like HELL !
(Well, it should, Joshy...it's killing US !
Ahem, but seriously..... I have no dental plan, I have no dentist...WTF
am I going to do ?
A handful of liquid Advils, a few shots of whiskey...and they just feel worse.
I SO don't need this shit right now.... And I *really* hate to part with money this time of year.
Let's see...If I tie one end of a string to my tooth, and the other to a doorknob.....
Oh God, I'm delirious from the pain.
Thoughts ? Hope for the Future ?
Perhaps I'm destined to live a life of endless agony and small sips of chicken broth for sustenance.
Josh
P.S. OWWWW ~~!!

