No one gives head as good as I do

[fetaby]

All I'm saying is don't bother getting that tongue ring if you don't know what to do with it. It's not gonna help you from sucking at sucking.

 

[Nomenclature]

Don't you have Golden Rules that you follow before you get with or meet someone?

Sure, but 17 Year Old Dumbass Nomenclature didn't entirely know all of the details on the "internet hook-up" process.

No one can afford to waste gas or their time on a SURPRISE they didnt see coming...

True, i've learned to be up front about that, but it's kind of awful that people are so caught on on a fucking piece of skin that they'd feel like they were "wasting their time" on a hook-up, you have to admit. Just fucking hold it back and suck it just like a cut dick. Don't act like i'm a fucking space alien.

 

[refujiunderground]

for some weird reason, this song came across my mind for some reason.

 

[altlover85]

Don't you have Golden Rules that you follow before you get with or meet someone? Don't you talk about what you like to do sexually and describe your body or send a cell/email pic?

So you NEVER tell the Guys you get with that you have an Un-cut Dick? You should Never leave anything out when you're chatting onlline or on the phone...

No one can afford to waste gas or their time on a SURPRISE they didnt see coming...

It's really not that serious. If it's such a big deal to you, then you should be asking the person the question and not just assuming that someone is cut. Obviously it would be nice if someone were upfront about it, but sometimes people have lapses in their thinking and/or may be new to the scene and not know any better.

True, i've learned to be up front about that, but it's kind of awful that people are so caught on on a fucking piece of skin that they'd feel like they were "wasting their time" on a hook-up, you have to admit. Just fucking hold it back and suck it just like a cut dick. Don't act like i'm a fucking space alien.

Agreed.

 

[subsonic]

^ This...this...this I just came by reading it. I'll see you Friday.

And that's only by done by using my fingers to type.
So this means I'll have you for the whole weekend then? Lucky me. You wouldn't want to leave in the end..

 

[HorniLad89]

Okay, I admit I may have been over reacting a little. Met a guy tonight and he gave pretty good head, not great but it felt pretty bloody good.

I feel happy now. All is right with the world....now that I have received good head.

*** Edit

I'm such a shallow, materialistic bitch....

 

[vacancy3]

I can't believe all the bragging on this thread...you guys just have to prove it.


^ I'm coming over tomorrow night.


^ I'm coming over Wednesday night.


^ I'm penciling you in for Thursday.



^ This...this...this I just came by reading it. I'll see you Friday.



^ After my tour of duty, I'll give you my reviews.

sweet fuck dude....i challenge you to a suck-off....whomever wins, it will be a blast

 

[subsonic]

Okay, I admit I may have been over reacting a little. Met a guy tonight and he gave pretty good head, not great but it felt pretty bloody good.

I feel happy now. All is right with the world....now that I have received good head.

*** Edit

I'm such a shallow, materialistic bitch....

 

[HunterM]

And that's only by done by using my fingers to type.
So this means I'll have you for the whole weekend then? Lucky me. You wouldn't want to leave in the end..

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sweet fuck dude....i challenge you to a suck-off....whomever wins, it will be a blast