Nonsensical Ravings Thread T-bonez Is Making Me Start

[tbonez]

??? Aren't those all redneck jokes from Jeff Foxworthy?

I think they are universal. Red necks = neds = chav

Me, I'm a poser. Oh, and a "cunt"... A cunty cunt!

 

[tbonez]

I'll have some popcorn too...salt...no butter....


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No, If you need something greasy you'll just put the popcorn on your sweet ass.

 

[tbonez]

Here ya go Elvin, I've got 2 bags

That's freaky! Do you have four balls too?

 

[Lube]

i don't get putting people on ignore either bonez...i irritate many and many irritate me (insert another std joke here) but why not check between your legs, see that you've got a penis, be a man and defend yourself instead of pushing "ignore".

LOL. It has nothing to do with defending one's self.

It has to do with squirming when you see a "man" (?!) make an ass out of himself.

Over and over and over again.

And he just doesn't see it.

It was too painful for me.

 

[james1200]

you know you love it elvin.

you see two chavs in a car with no music. who's driving?
the cops.

how do you start an argument with a chav?
speak.

why are chavs like slinkies???
they have no real use but it's fun watching one fall down the stairs.

 

[tbonez]

Possibly even JUB's cuntiest cunty cunster.

This comming from a man with the strangest birth defect I ever hear of!

Two bags indeed! Sounds like a new thread: "How many balls do you have? I have four but thay are very, very small."

I bet you look freaky in a speedo...Have any pis to share?

 

[tbonez]

I'll be right back Hoody, I'm going to get us some drinks....

To wash the salty taste out of your mouth.

So you can eat it off my ass?

Oh, I do more than eat off your ass! First you need to assume the position...you know the one. You'd be like so: And I'd be like :

 

[james1200]

damn you're horny bonez...go fuck something quick...


i'm single-minded so i found this clip of a chav that's killed a "pikey"...whatever that may be...personally, i can't understand a word they're saying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=humour+pikey&v=U1S8aJ23YH8

 

[tbonez]

It was too painful for me.

For me it was the mind-numbing absurdity of it all.

Some people take themselves way too seriously...and then start on a crying jag when you get bored with them.

I'm not to shook up when they stick their fingers in their ears and go crying all over the boards: "I can't hear you...La! La! La! La! Not a word La! La! La!"

I started this by not . Sue me!

 

[james1200]

But, with respect, James, there's a difference between being attacked by a JUBBER and being annoyed.

I was a JUBBER for a long time before I put two members on Ignore, and it was not because either attacked me -- I just got sick of their posts.

a lot of people, i'm sure you included, put a certain canadian jubber on ignore (no, not t bonez...he's awesome...you all know who i mean)...i've been tempted too as well...but who knows, maybe a gem will come out of that person's mouth someday or a winning lottery number and you'll miss it.
but i know what you're saying...i just think it's better to skim the post.

 

[tbonez]

damn you're horny bonez...go fuck something quick...

You have no idea! I haven't had a good shag in a month. New BF, but we are taking it slow. Just at the wrestling and snogging phase. Now that I have the house to myself things are about to change. You'll see a new, less insufferably randy, me. Not less insufferable, just less insufferably randy remember, so don't get you hopes up.

 

[tbonez]

I just got sick of their posts.

Names! We want names!

I bet I know! Well one. A Canuk?

 

[tbonez]

Bonez, that doesn't make any sense...
Are you losing your touch?

Loosing my touch? Tinky-Wink, I could touch your spleen!

 

[james1200]

You have no idea! I haven't had a good shag in a month. New BF, but we are taking it slow. Just at the wrestling and snogging phase. Now that I have the house to myself things are about to change. You'll see a new, less insufferably randy, me. Not less insufferable, just less insufferably randy remember, so don't get you hopes up.

awww...nuthin like poser chav luv.

i'm just gonna use the word chav in every sentence from now on.

 

[james1200]

Names! We want names!

I bet I know! Well one. A Canuk?

you know...that other canuk...that one...yup. him.


chav.

 

[tbonez]

...that other canuk...

You were the guys (Americans) who wanted a borderless free-trade zone. Don't come crying to us about what we're shitting, um "shipping" over the border!

 

[james1200]

You were the guys (Americans) who wanted a borderless free-trade zone. Don't come crying to us about what we're shitting, um "shipping" over the border!

what the hell??? whatchu talkin about willis? chav.

 

[james1200]

{why is a ford pickup with two chavs going over a cliff a shame?
cause a ford pickup seats three.

how many chavs does it take to change a light bulb?
one...they'll screw anything.

what do you call a 25 yr old chavette?
granny.

why did the chav cross the road?
to start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.}

 

[tbonez]

If I'm Willis then you are a four-foot tall ex-actor now working as a security gaurd at Wal-mart....and have a weely weely widdle pecker.

 

[tbonez]

what do you call a 25 yr old chavette?
granny.

Sad, true and funny! The hat-trick.