"Number One" in the back yard?????

[The_Bennu_Bird]

We have a spot in our yard that we always use to piss when we are in the pool that way we do not track water through the house or have to dry off first. Been doing it for years and there is no odor or dead grass in fact the grass is greener.

 

[BigBoss]

You guys take it so seriously lols. In Pakistan you will find people peeing on road lols. I have never done that and no sensible person would do that, however you will see many doing this, since sensibles are minority


See the video to get the idea.

 

[jamie_01930]

I see nothing really wrong with it as long as it is not done in the open. think of how many times the toilet would have been flushed thus they were saving water.. Now if it wasn't going to rain that night one should wet it down so it does stink like the stand theater

 

[jaycee style]

I don't even piss in public so whipping it out and peeing outside is too outrageous for me.

Okay call me a prissy queen; I like to consider myself refined and above such animal practices.

yea public restrooms are like a desperate last resort, but i've noticed a in a few mc.donalds locations, they have this arm hook thing on the door so you don't have to touch the doorknob anymore,

but now i think about peoples' nasty germ infests writs touching that hook.3

but since october last year, i keep disposable gloves on me.

 

[cklover]

I don't see a problem with this.

 

[vulgar_newcomer]

good enough for the dogs good enough for me

 

[boxerdudeuk]

hell i'll piss anywhere, anytime.

 

[ibill1]

When guys are at my house, I have no problem with them going to the wall and peeing down into the canyon. As long as I can watch! Just kidding. I have actually peed around the canyon myself, for the purpose of leaving a scent that would discourage wild animals, particularly rattlesnakes, from coming up into the canyon. Even though I live in a big city there are coyotes, skunks, raccoons, foxes, squirrels, rabbits, lizards and snakes in the canyon.

Boy, ain't that the truth. I still wake up to a family of raccoons taking their morning bath on the first step leading down into the pool with the little ones in tow. It really is the cutest thing to watch. As far as peeing in the yard? Hell yes. I prefer to have my friends jump out of the pool and pee in the bush as opposed to peeing in the pool.

 

[BlueLantern]

... how goddam far the goddam bathroom is?

 

[spooger]

if ALL i need to do is piss.... i always take it outside ...

in fact, i call my dog out with me and when he sees me piss, he lifts his leg and does it, too ... never goes inside ... no matter how long i'm away .. he waits for us to piss together

hell ... it's just good training for him ... now, before i take him for a ride in the suv ... i can point at a bush and say "Pee" and he does it on command ... and away we go ... gotta love a well trained dog!

pissing together in the back yard is bonding for guys AND for our dogs!!

 

[ibill1]

if ALL i need to do is piss.... i always take it outside ...

in fact, i call my dog out with me and when he sees me piss, he lifts his leg and does it, too ... never goes inside ... no matter how long i'm away .. he waits for us to piss together

hell ... it's just good training for him ... now, before i take him for a ride in the suv ... i can point at a bush and say "Pee" and he does it on command ... and away we go ... gotta love a well trained dog!

pissing together in the back yard is bonding for guys AND for our dogs!!

This is so cool. I'm going to start to train my bully to do this. Although, they're like the hardest dogs to train. Stubborn as hell, and Otis fits the bill.

 

[godson112]

I piss outside all the time.
There's no problem with it. I have a habit of doing it when I'm drunk as well. Even if I'm next to a toilet I'll purposefully go outside and piss there. I really don't know why.

 

[bankside]

When you flush water down the toilet it does not actually get wasted. It just goes back into the environment.

 

[CTorontoC]

Dogs urinate outside all the time as do all the squirrels, birds, rodents etc. that are meandering about our neighborhoods yet I've never once thought that my neighborhood smelled like urine... the hospital on the other hand...

Peeing outside is more environmentally friendly than in a toilet so I don't see anything wrong with it. If I really have to go and I can't find a restroom, trees and walls do just fine provided no one is around.

 

[rareboy]

There's a name for guys who have to run back inside and pee in a toilet.

Girls

 

[stutter032]

When my dad was house shopping he made sure his house had a "pissable yeard"
A yard that's private enough to take a piss if you had / wanted to. Also there's no way my stepmother would be cool with me and my brothers running inside soaking wet from the pool every time someone had to take a piss.

 

[TriBi]

Jesus - has he never taken a dog for a walk?

What is the big fucking deal?

 

[dpnice]

§..............................What is the big fucking deal?

Perhaps the word everyone is looking for is "decorum".

 

[biguy732]

Just piss outside - besides - you don't want to walk through the house with a cigar. Now that would stink.

 

[flyingfree]

Like many others, I also enjoy peeing outside. It seems so natural. There are times when a restroom isn't nearby or conveniently accessible. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

I might not pee in my host's backyard if a bathroom was close by but if my host had an expansive lot I would take a wiz amongst the trees and bushes but not on the flowers.