Obese Dykes

[MoltenRock III]

So I was talking with a friend a day or two ago, and he mentioned something in passing which made me laugh / think. He mentioned how all lesbians are morbidly obese, or as he called them "trykes". Then I realized that out of all the lesbians I know, only 1 pair aren't morbidly obese, and even they were a bit.... um.... "hefty".

It seems he wasn't far off. In fact gay men are 50% less likely to be obese, than str8 men. Lesbians are 50% more likely to be obese than their str8 women.

As you may remember from the study showing that men's ejaculate contains mood enhancing chemicals absorbed by the body, perhaps that's part of the reason for such a gulf of disparity from relatively thinner gay men getting semen regularly vs. bull dyke lesbians avoiding it like the plague?

Thoughts? How many of your lesbian friends are overweight / obese / morbidly obese vs. thin or correct weight?


http://madamenoire.com/3539/lesbians-more-obese-than-straight-women/
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/releases/113612.php
http://www.conservapedia.com/Lesbianism_and_obesity

 

[TheOscar]

Gosh, I figured gays and lesbians would be more likely to be skinny. I'm really curious now as to find out why that is. Could it be because of depression?


Anyways, I've ever only known like two openly gay women and they were rather skinny. One very athletic. *shrugs*

 

[MoltenRock III]

Fat, skinny, whatever. I fucking love lesbians.

My str8 buddies all say that, but only about lipstick lesbians, quite the endangered species it seems outside in the 3D vs. porn world.

 

[ShavedBare87]

rant

Your friend sounds like a real winner. I hope he gets far in life. Chances are he's not but hey, anything can happen.

People are different. Why can't we get over this? We as a society, advanced in so many ways, still cling to such childish ideals. Image, fuckability, "hot or not", this whole weight issue and how it's a "plague" on our society. Get over it, and most of all, get over yourselves. It's only a plague to those that are shallow and conceited.

People that walk around like they're some kind of fucking gift to this earth make me want to fucking vomit.

/rant

 

[GamerBear]

rant

Your friend sounds like a real winner. I hope he gets far in life. Chances are he's not but hey, anything can happen.

People are different. Why can't we get over this? We as a society, advanced in so many ways, still cling to such childish ideals. Image, fuckability, "hot or not", this whole weight issue and how it's a "plague" on our society. Get over it, and most of all, get over yourselves. It's only a plague to those that are shallow and conceited.

People that walk around like they're some kind of fucking gift to this earth make me want to fucking vomit.

/rant

QFT

 

[MoltenRock III]

rant

Your friend sounds like a real winner. I hope he gets far in life. Chances are he's not but hey, anything can happen.

People are different. Why can't we get over this? We as a society, advanced in so many ways, still cling to such childish ideals. Image, fuckability, "hot or not", this whole weight issue and how it's a "plague" on our society. Get over it, and most of all, get over yourselves. It's only a plague to those that are shallow and conceited.
/rant

He's an investment banker.

But morbid obesity is a medical condition not an image.

 

[ShavedBare87]

He's an investment banker.

But morbid obesity is a medical condition not an image.

Like I give a good god damn what his occupation is and further more, I could give two shits less what the hell you've got to say.

Sorry bro but you offended the wrong dude.

Perhaps you should think twice before posting your bullshit.

 

[pat grimshaw]

(i have nothing to say on this subject)

 

[Sigma-taylor-E]

Like I give a good god damn what his occupation is and further more, I could give two shits less what the hell you've got to say.

Sorry bro but you offended the wrong dude.

Perhaps you should think twice before posting your bullshit.

So..you made a baseless comment, he called you out and you come out guns ablaze?...Priceless....

As for the Op's thread..Honestly it's a generalized observation which I think even he acknowledges.

 

[ShavedBare87]

So..you made a baseless comment, he called you out and you come out guns ablaze?...Priceless....

As for the Op's thread..Honestly it's a generalized observation which I think even he acknowledges.

I'm not the one throwing around words like "Dyke" and "Trykes" (whatever the hell that means). Further more, I'm not the one being a prick and alienating users on JUB. Because that's what the world needs most right? Alienation of "different" people? A person posting in a gay community forum should know better than that. I would hope so anyway.

But I'm totally the bad guy here. Yeah, my fault everyone, for calling this asshole out on his bullshit post. Sorry for my "baseless comments". My bad!

 

[ThreeCrows]

I get along very well with lesbians. I don't really care about their body types, though they (the ones that I know and friends with) are rarely overweight or obese.

 

[FuryOfFirestorm]

Yeah, Ellen and Portia are some real heifers!

 

[hungrybrownbear]

Yeah, Ellen and Portia are some real heifers!

hahaha that's exactly what I was thinking!

 

[hungrybrownbear]

I'm not the one throwing around words like "Dyke" and "Trykes" (whatever the hell that means). Further more, I'm not the one being a prick and alienating users on JUB. Because that's what the world needs most right? Alienation of "different" people? A person posting in a gay community forum should know better than that. I would hope so anyway.

But I'm totally the bad guy here. Yeah, my fault everyone, for calling this asshole out on his bullshit post. Sorry for my "baseless comments". My bad!

Next time just click report if you find it offensive! Arguing is useless!

 

[fetaby]

Aesthetic ideals cross referenced in a patriarchal society.

 

[asu1117]

I don't know a single lesbian that is morbidly obese. I've met a few that were overweight, but most are thin/average.

 

[Sigma-taylor-E]

I'm not the one throwing around words like "Dyke" and "Trykes" (whatever the hell that means). Further more, I'm not the one being a prick and alienating users on JUB. Because that's what the world needs most right? Alienation of "different" people? A person posting in a gay community forum should know better than that. I would hope so anyway.

But I'm totally the bad guy here. Yeah, my fault everyone, for calling this asshole out on his bullshit post. Sorry for my "baseless comments". My bad!

Ok first come down - I think the horse is getting tired with you being up there so long. Second, I understand what you are say as for the bolded, but, this is a public forum and he brought up a comment his friend made. Sure, we don't agree with it, but it doesn't mean we have to throw a brouhaha about it. We've seen worst shit posted and again this is JUB, we aren't like minded - hive mind beings. Everyone have different opinions. This best you could do was throw in you two cents, without having insulting to begin and prehaps try to "enlighten"(Your baseless comment about his friend)

 

[Ram]

As you may remember from the study showing that men's ejaculate contains mood enhancing chemicals absorbed by the body, perhaps that's part of the reason for such a gulf of disparity from relatively thinner gay men getting semen regularly vs. bull dyke lesbians avoiding it like the plague?

Ok. I will do my part and go around ejaculating on random unsuspecting obese lesbians.

Oprah, you first. *tightens headband*

 

[pat grimshaw]

I don't know any lesbians nor any bisexuals.

I just have to prioritise my time.

 

[ThreeCrows]

I don't really like the term "dyke" for the gay girls - just as I don't like "fag" for the boys. Seems kind of insulting.