Official JUB Christmas Party thread.

[buzzj]

I'll bring some Bibles for all you sinners who think Christmas is about food, presents and Santa.

And I'll bring a magnifying glass for any who are unable to spot a lighthearted thread.

 

[Alan]

After all this beer I'm going to be anybody's!

 

[Scrub]

With all that beer, you'll need pretzels too.

 

[Nonimus]

That's the idea...

 

[Nonimus]

With all that beer, you'll need pretzels too.

Pretzels? Shit! I'd better...

Oh fuck it, if we run out of beer i'll just sleep.

 

[Marbas]

After all this beer I'm going to be anybody's!

.........

 

[Pringle]

With all that beer, you'll need pretzels too.

What about Pringles? Not very festive I know but I hear [STRIKE]he[/STRIKE] they go down well at Christmas.

 

[The_Reaper]

I'll bring some entertainment.

For the sake of Christmas enjoyment,; I have arranged a boxing match.

VS

It's the be-all-end all of Christmas events...And should hopefully bring an end to those "Christmas is about...___________" arguments.

We'll now open for the bets.

 

[Scrub]

What with the pretzels and pringles we will need more beer.

 

[_AJ_]

NO more beer
after all that well need some Vodka, JD, and jaegermeister and red bulls so we can stay up to drink all the beer

 

[Scrub]

NO more beer
after all that well need some Vodka, JD, and jaegermeister and red bulls so we can stay up to drink all the beer

Oh, okay, that works too.

 

[Brijan]

I'll bring a game.
Twister.
Naked Twister.
The Christmas Version of Naked Twister.

 

[unclaimedblessing]

I'll bring the Christmas cookies for the holiday circle jerk.

 

[Christopher123]

I`ll bring some of my slaves...I told them: "Dress code today: You can leave your (christmas) hat on...!!!"

OMG

Can I have them all? No, wait, that would be selfish.

Okay, I'll just bring the whipped cream.

 

[M4P]

32 x 30 for me pls Bradlee - okay if I go commando?

Everybody in jeans,I'll supply.

Of course I'll help you change into whatever you look good in

 

[Nonimus]

What about Pringles? Not very festive I know but I hear [strike]he[/strike] they go down well at Christmas.

I'd prefer a Pringle over a Pretzle anyday

 

[GL]

I'm going to need a date for this party!

Anybody want to come with?

I assure you, you will get lucky tonight.

 

[Franion]

Shit! I better bring some more beer!

Dear Mr Nonimus,

We regret that we are unable to fulfill your order, as there has been a tragic accident . . .

 

[Franion]

. . .we are, however, pleased to confirm that we will deliver an alternative: Gatorade and non-alcoholic beer. We are sure that you and your friends will still enjoy the party, and can make a game of pretending to be rat-arsed.

Yours sincerely,

 

[Nonimus]

Dear Mr Nonimus,

We regret that we are unable to fulfill your order, as there has been a tragic accident . . .

What a tragic waste of young beer - those poor little fella's never even got to see the inside of a supermarket.


Excuse me please, I think I need to be alone for a while....